Listen, i know we're not supposed to post about "schoolpunch", but i thought that this stupidity deserved a thread in fast threads. Hence the stupid icon :keke:
So today in History class, we were supposed to type a 1 page report on one of the people from the 1800s or whatever blah blah blah. I finished this in 10 minutes like every other report, so i decided to have some fun. I know that our school librarian monitors the students' computers from a computer in her office or whatever, and i had a funny [citation needed] idea. I decided to open a new Word document and write in big letters:
[QUOTE= Joke in History Class]☻Hello there! I can see that you are monitoring my computer!☻[/QUOTE]
I shit you not, the librarian prints out a screenshot of it, hauls ass over to me and my computer, and yells at me to shut it off and go to the Principal's office. Long story short, he yelled at me about it jeapardizing our school's security, and that it was "very disrespectful." :airquote: The principal was so mad when he was yelling at me, he was about to cry. During my whole lecture, i just sat there nodding and "mhmm-ing" to whatever it called for. This has got to be the stupidest thing i've ever gotten in trouble for. :pseudo:
[editline]10:20 PM[/editline]
Even my mom thought it was stupid when i told her about it. :bang:
[editline]4:18 AM[/editline]
How could this possibly be late?
lol It's not a big deal the principle is insane.
Why didn't you ask them what was so disrespectful about it?
[QUOTE=HappyBunny!!;19116608]lol It's not a big deal the principle is insane.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, i know. He kept telling me i was going to get a detention but he never wrote up the slip for it. :downs:
[editline]09:54PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=triFeral;19116632]Why didn't you ask them what was so disrespectful about it?[/QUOTE]
I dunno. I didn't really feel like asking a question that would probably get me more trouble. Also, he thought i was on hotmail. :downsbravo:
I love messing with teachers, they dont yell at me :).
Exception: Just remembered i got in trouble a few times
[QUOTE=titopei;19116673]I love messing with teachers, they dont yell at me :).
Exception: Just remembered i got in trouble a few times[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Also, me and a friend got in trouble for writing little vbs scripts that when you ran them, asked you to type your name in then press ok, then it would say "Hello, name!" or whatever we thought was funny. Our school's librarian and principal are dolts and i think we need more tech savvy people in the world of education.
I got in trouble for calling this really bitchy girl beaver (she has buck teeth) and they said I was sexually harassing her.
That was Freshman year though. Haven't been in trouble more much stupid stuff since then. Only get in trouble be really bad shit, or talkings-to for acting childish from time to time. lol
Yeah, it was ridiculous
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;19116564]Listen, i know we're not supposed to post about "schoolpunch", but i thought that this stupidity deserved a thread in fast threads. Hence the stupid icon :keke:
So today in History class, we were supposed to type a 1 page report on one of the people from the 1800s or whatever blah blah blah. I finished this in 10 minutes like every other report, so i decided to have some fun. I know that our school librarian monitors the students' computers from a computer in her office or whatever, and i had a funny [citation needed] idea. I decided to open a new Word document and write in big letters:
I shit you not, the librarian prints out a screenshot of it, hauls ass over to me and my computer, and yells at me to shut it off and go to the Principal's office. Long story short, he yelled at me about it jeapordizing our school's security, and that it was "very disrespectful." :airquote: The principal was so mad when he was yelling at me, he was about to cry. During my whole lecture, i just sat there nodding and "mhmm-ing" to whatever it called for. This has got to be the stupidest thing i've ever gotten in trouble for. :pseudo:[/QUOTE]
I Got "Two Days Off" Because i used a proxy to view facepunch at school...
Anyway WTF are u still doin at school?
[QUOTE=Best4bond;19116816]Anyway WTF are u still doin at school?[/QUOTE]
I'm.... 15..? :confused:
Also, some kids in my class last year got banned from computers for the rest of the year for using a proxy to visit youtube/facebook/hotmail/whatever dumb site etc
[editline]10:06PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=SilverFace;19116809]Yeah, it was ridiculous[/QUOTE]
This kid is mah friend :3:
We got in trouble for writing vbs scripts :buddy:
one solution. drop outta school.
fuck bitches get money
:2bong:
[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;19116955]one solution. drop outta school.
fuck bitches get money
:2bong:[/QUOTE]
This guy knows how to get through life! :350:
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=56299&dateline=1246945577[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=248089&dateline=1257072186[/img]
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;19117052]This guy knows how to get through life! :350:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/tick.png[/img]
Ive done the same thing OP did. Sometimes they will laugh. Sorry about your situation though, lol.
The thing you wrote on the computer made me spray Pepsi all over my screen
[QUOTE=108payne;19117694]The thing you wrote on the computer made me spray Pepsi all over my screen[/QUOTE]
:cawg: Haha i win :buddy:
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;19116726]Yeah. Also, me and a friend got in trouble for writing little vbs scripts that when you ran them, asked you to type your name in then press ok, then it would say "Hello, name!" or whatever we thought was funny. Our school's librarian and principal are dolts and i think we need more tech savvy people in the world of education.[/QUOTE]
I wrote bat files that shut down the computers at my school. And I wrote one to open up like 2000 dos screens when someone clicks on IE.
:biggrin:
[QUOTE=D0C H.;19117738]I wrote bat files that shut down the computers at my school. And I wrote one to open up like 2000 dos screens when someone clicks on IE.
:biggrin:[/QUOTE]
That's a little overboard.
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I like it.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=232614&dateline=1260423564[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=234343&dateline=1259788437[/img]
Wow. Noice, mate.
LOL, wow your school has some crazy backwards policies on computers. Invasion of privacy? What if you need to check your email? They can read all your shit.
[QUOTE=Takkun10;19118064]LOL, wow your school has some crazy backwards policies on computers. Invasion of privacy? What if you need to check your email? They can read all your shit.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's principals for ya.
the vice principal monitors the schools pc's at our schools
so one day i did what you did and in big letters wrote
"Can you please stop watching me you dumb fucking pedophile?"
and put it in size 72
i was suspended :)
[QUOTE=MrTwicks;19118170]the vice principal monitors the schools pc's at our schools
so one day i did what you did and in big letters wrote
"Can you please stop watching me you dumb fucking pedophile?"
and put it in size 72
i was suspended :)[/QUOTE]
:downsbravo:
That's a [i]bit[/i] too far.
Nice story OP. Our school's IT system is kinda retarded.
ROFL, at our school the comps don't get monitored. However, they DO have a lot of blocked stuff.
Location: Mission Bay High.
Wasn't me, but my friend sent around a fake school newsletter to every student email that was actually one of those command prompt things that says it is scanning and then shuts down your computer.
My cousin also got SUSPENDED for sending a kid one of those things that creates a 'cup holder' for you. The kid complained that he couldn't get the thing to close...
Whenever I did that, the teacher just smiled at me like a pedophile.
I never tried it again.
[QUOTE=RedRibbonMurderer;19118864]Whenever I did that, the teacher just smiled at me like a pedophile.
I never tried it again.[/QUOTE]
:goleft:
There was an "Ask a Teacher" program in our schools computers and one day I was so bored I asked,"Are you watching me?" I got like 30 'yes' answers and a visit to the principals office. Got a friggin' Detention.
:dance:
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