ITT: You are married to the above user

[PvtVain]

Title.

[Wingar]

Where the fuck were you last night! were you cheating on me!?!

[PvtVain]

I don't know :<

[salty peanut]

Did I say you could leave the fucking kitchen?!

[Rama214]

i dont want to love that dinosaur.

[Brain scorcher]

Go make me a sandwich bitch.

[NotSo1337]

-snip- :ninja:'d

:rant:

[Sokrates]

LETS MAKE BABIES :q:

[Ninny]

i would make sweet sweet love with you

[Gengar]

You.. YOU HAVE A DICK?!

[Missing User]

All the good jokes have been used already.

[Wingar]

Why did I marry a pirate, I want a fucking divorce!

[salty peanut]

I'm sick of this shit. I am going to kill my mother-in-law, then you.

[NeoShinsei]

NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST
c

[mrmr]

You need to get a haircut I can never look into your eyes anymore.

[Maurice]

Jeez, everyone's married to everyone else.
I don't love you anymore Rombishead.

[NeoShinsei]

stop dancing you son of a bitch

[Scarfulhu]

I love you. <3

[JDER14]

Cut your god damn hair, and make me a sandwhich.

[editline]08:54AM[/editline]

fuck. ninja'd.
STOP BEING AN ALIEN.

[NeoShinsei]

take off those sunglasses you look like an asian

[salty peanut]

Here honey, I made you some tea.

It has...special ingredients in it.

[Lukeo]

Why don't you want to touch me anymore?!

[Freedom]

because love is gone

[RibbonHead09]

Goddamnit, I ain't gonna take care of your goddamn plants!

Goddamnit you ninja.

[ashxu]

why do you always wear that silly hat hon?

[RibbonHead09]

I party all day, all night long.

[salty peanut]

Where's my fucking dinner?

[Freedom]

you animal!!!

[Winnmp]

Damnit

Edit:

Take off that helmet... I dont even know who I married anymore!

[Thechuz]

[u][b]stop beating me![/b][/u]