Name some of the craziest things you're done when you were drunk - General

I like beer so it isnt strange when you find me being drunk. I did some crazie stuff in mine life when i used alcohol. I like to hear some of your stories. here is one of mine; Mine personal favorite was this one; A friend of mine was being removed from his home for bad behaving. he would have been gone the next morning. We drunk a lot in the evening, there was a party. so around 3:30 AM i stole a ladder from a construction yard. With some noise i placed it to his window and I said something like this: "Hey, Wake up, Wake up!" "Huh, whah? Tomas is that you?" "Yes wake up we are leaving." "Huh? Why?" "Because if we don't you will be gone tomorrow" "Naah, I spoke to mine father, I wont me leaving tomorrow, it is alright" "Okey, is it cool if i take 2 bottles of beer from your room?" "Yeah" "Okey, Goodnigth, Later."

a few of us went for a long trek about fields all night, was quite the experience [editline]04:55PM[/editline] didn't get sleep until 9 am that morning

Bought a burger, threw it in the air Landed on the helmet of a passing policeman Ran home

Oh and this one; Me and a friend drunk some beers at a girls home, she was home alone. I went home to get some stuff, On that moment mine friend came laughing at mine home; "When i was about to have sex with the girl her father came home and he send me away lol". it was about 0AM, So we went to search for more beer in gardens because ours was gone. At about 1:30AM we found a lot of beer, we took it and we went swimming in a outdoor swimming pool that was closed. we swim till 7AM and than we went to mine home to sleep. LoL

I didn't back down to some guys who were looking for a fight. One of them broke my bottle of wine and slung it at my face, luckily I got hit with the part that wasn't already broken.

I've never gotten drunk.

I drunk a little cup of whiskey with my girlfriend and i was like "Flyiiiiingg!" Then i punched my girlfriends friends face for nothing :buddy: But then she broke up with me :smith:

One time last summer me and about 4 friends got wasted, foolishly at midday. I had drunk about 10 shots of vodka (Litterally) and it hadn't settled yet, so we hit the park and found a quiet spot and i drunk some more, this time straight out of the bottle (Drinking whilst drunk is so easy!) anyway, it was a ridiculouse idea as ten minutes later i was crawling on the floor, passing out every few minutes and wallowing in piles of my own vomit. At one point i could see two police men, but i crawled behind a nearby bush. Not to mention we were next to a kids playground, i don't remember this bit much but my friend told me the mothers where asking if i was alright, to which he replied 'He has bad food poisoning'. I woke up in a bed, next to my equally drunk friend in a random basement of somebody i didn't even know. I didn't drink vodka again untill a few weeks back when i had it again for the first time in a year. Good times!

i managed to knock over every single piece of furniture in my friends living room. yes even the bookcase [editline]11:42AM[/editline] all i remember was trying to play chess against myself

I was going to a heavy metal concert with a band called Red Warzawa togetherwith a girlfriend of mine, and we shared a whole bottle of vodka before we followed some random punks that were demonstrating. Then we went to the concert and the vodka hit like a sledgehammer. I went all the way up to the front of the stage where some thirty year old guy asked me if he could buy some coke. I told him that I didn't have any, and he gave me a pint or two because he was drunk. When the concert started people went crazy and me and the guy counted down and pushed the crowd back, because we were being squashed against the fence by the others. The band was drunk as fuck and the lead singer fell down on top of me. He kept singing while I held his head, and I then continued to grab the balls of the basist while he was playing half naked. Then I climbed up on the stage and jumped off, crowdsurfing away after singing a verse or two. After the concert I went to some strange punk party at a bakers school with some people I barely knew and tried to pick up a punk chick. My girlfriend was fucking some other guy back at her sisters appartment. When I decided to home I went in the wrong direction and got lost in the middle of the night... [editline]09:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=cricket50;16755237]One time last summer me and about 4 friends got wasted, foolishly at midday. I had drunk about 10 shots of vodka (Litterally) and it hadn't settled yet, so we hit the park and found a quiet spot and i drunk some more, this time straight out of the bottle (Drinking whilst drunk is so easy!) anyway, it was a ridiculouse idea as ten minutes later i was crawling on the floor, passing out every few minutes and wallowing in piles of my own vomit. At one point i could see two police men, but i crawled behind a nearby bush. Not to mention we were next to a kids playground, i don't remember this bit much but my friend told me the mothers where asking if i was alright, to which he replied 'He has bad food poisoning'. I woke up in a bed, next to my equally drunk friend in a random basement of somebody i didn't even know. I didn't drink vodka again untill a few weeks back when i had it again for the first time in a year. Good times![/QUOTE] We've all been there...

i bought a rotisserie chicken.

Your mom. The title was just asking for it :smug:

Talked to a girl

Cheated on my girlfriend. Oh and passed out in a shallow river.

[QUOTE=ArcNova;16760909]Cheated on my girlfriend. Oh and passed out in a shallow river.[/QUOTE] face down?

I forgot what it was that I was doing.

Group'o 8. Sneaked into a wakeboarding lake district and camped on an island there, collecting local woodstock from trees, started arguing who was going to collected the wood so we stole frieght crates from somewhere, decided all eight of us to run around the wake buildings bare naked wailing our knobs at the security camera, ran more, start swinging on the cables naked, lit a fat 100 shot firework for the finale, crashed on this island and left at 5:30am, left at 6:30am stole bread and milk from delivery caskets for breakfast and we all went our seperate ways. Never does sound fun on a forum post :(

Breaking random shit walking around the streets of Dahlwitz-Hoppegarten (Outside Berlin) with some friends while drinking Doppelkorn from the bottle.

Played videogames. Shit was so hardcore. But seriously now I know why they say don't drink and drive I couldn't play Need for Speed for shit god forbid you put me behind the wheel.

The first time I got drunk was the best. I drank ALOT of these. [img]http://imagesb.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/075/product-5181075.jpg[/img] After that for some reason I remember climbing up stairs in public on my hands and feet like a dog does lol

Um last year during Labour Weekend I was bored and couldn't see my boyfriend so I had about 5-6 friends over for drinks. I drank wine and shared that with my friend and remembered that I still had about 2/3s of a bottle of cider in the fridge that had been there for about a month or two so it was flat. I drank that down. Now everything starts getting fuzzy around this point but I remember shooting my friends with my b.b gun and drinking a shit load of beer, I remember knocking one over and just casually getting another and pouring it into my glass. Next morning I woke up really early wondering how the fuck I got to bed in my room, still have no idea, I then realised that I had no pants or knickers on so I started freaking out like crazy thinking about every bad thing that I could have done. I saw on my bedroom floor my p'j bottoms with my underwear sitting in a patch of vomit and I was thinking fuck how drunk was I lastnight. I went up stairs to the house and my friends were asleep so I woke them up and asked what happened lastnight. Apparently we were watching some late night porn thing on t.v, I threw my shoes at someone, my youngest sister had to help to the toilet so I could take a piss and she was tricking me saying that she had pink streaks or something like that and I believed her and that I threw my guts up the night before. After that I haven't binged drink because I realised that I could have been far worse off than I was that night.

[QUOTE=Mac2468;16768054]Played videogames. Shit was so hardcore. But seriously now I know why they say don't drink and drive I couldn't play Need for Speed for shit god forbid you put me behind the wheel.[/QUOTE] try trackmania.

I've never been drunk, don't think I wanna.

Punched a ceiling fan. [editline]04:30AM[/editline] While it was on.

Drove a car..........

Attempted to eat raw chicken. Delicious.

[QUOTE=Raz45;16770966]Drove a car..........[/QUOTE] That too, for me. Thank God no one was hurt...

[QUOTE=faze;16770990]That too, for me. Thank God no one was hurt...[/QUOTE] I lost my licence for a while because of it, taught me a valuable lesson though!!

Yeah I never got in trouble, just woke up one day and realized that I was getting out of hand with the whole drinking thing, and since then I've calmed down bigtime... I couldn't live with myself if I killed or hurt someone when if I was dui/dwi.

i once killed a man