This game is fun, so lets do this.
The rules are simple. You say whether or not you would take the million dollars above your post, and then you come up with your own million dollars.
Million dollars, but whenever you make a type or misspell a word, you have to rewrite the entire thing you're writing from scratch.
Would you take it?
No.
Million dollars, but the only music you're allowed to listen to for pleasure is cartoon theme music.
Yes
Million [B]pounds[/B], but you have to live in Russia for the rest of your life, you cannot leave.
Yes
Million Dollars, But you have to work on an Oil Rig 350 days out of the year for 10 years
No. That would average out to 100,000 dollars a year. Plus inflation.
Million dollars, you would have to perform the necronomicon rites for the next 3 years.
Yes
Million dollars, but you have to drink orange juice everytime after brushing your teeth for the rest of your life.
Yes
Million Dollars but the human being you have the closest attachment to is fucked up the ass by a giant scorpion.
No.
Million dollars, but you have to break a glass in your ass.
No I don't wanna deal with glass inside of my anus and going to the hospital and stuff
Million dollars, but you have to wear a really pretty dress for a week.
Yes. I never leave my house, so I don't have to worry about what other people would think.
Million dollars, but you are stuck with the feeling that you really want to sneeze but can't for a year.
No, rather kill myself.
Million dollars but you have to take care of an annoying child for a month.
Yes.
Edit: also yes and yes, yes to all 3 of the above
Million dollars, but you have to pay 1.25 million back 3 years later.
obviously not.
Million dollars, but the letter placement keyboard will be changed daily, completely random. Maybe the screen resolution you have never just fits, either.
No, I don't want to risk investing money.
Million dollars, but you have to stop showering/bathing for 6 months.
Yes, with a million dollars I could be NEET for 6 months easily.
Million dollars but at random times, you will become nude. It could be at any time day or night. This will happen at least once in your life.
... Sure.
Million dollars, but whenever you want to make a transaction a greasy fedora wearing neckbeard pays for you from his account. However, every time he does this you have to lick his disgusting neckbeard for 5 seconds.
No, I don't want to have oral herpes for the rest of my life.
Million dollars, but you can't use the internet for the rest of your life.
Not for just a million, so no.
Million dollars, but you inexplicably become horrible at every form of game (video, board, etc) and have a nearly impossible time following stories in any form of media (tv, book, etc.)
Never ... ever
Million dollars, but you loose all of your hair.
Yes, I'll just grow a beard and wear glasses and I'll look like an egg but who cares.
Million dollars, but everytime you say the word "you" you have to burp.
Yes, that would actually be awesome.
Million dollars, but you will have diarrhea for the rest of your life.
Absolutely not. No one should have to go through that.
Million dollars, but every time you make a transaction (automatic or not), you shit yourself [I]just[/I] a little bit.
Ehm no
Million dollars, but you will have constipation for the rest of your life.
HELL NO.
Million dollars, but you have to listen to nickelback for 24 hours straight.
ehhh i could deal with that, sure
million dollars, but you have to spend all of it within 365 days or your colon explodes
Sure, it's pretty easy to waste money.
Million dollars, but you have to live with the constant feeling of having a really full bladder.
Fuuuuuuuuck nooo
Million dollars, but for every dollar you had to pay for something, you'd need to have a shot of whiskey
Yes.
Million dollars, but for five years the only thing you can ever watch on a screen is cringeworthy anime like Lucky Star or some shit like that.
Nah.
You get one million dollars, but you have perpetual jet lag for a year.
Hell, I don't sleep well as it is. Sure.
One million big ones, but you have to eat human flesh.
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