Tell some fucked jokes you have or heard.
Pretend you're in an orphanage.
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Not your parents.
Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You Know Who?
Yes! Avada Kedavra
Why don't sharks eat African Americans?
They think it's whale shit.
Or:
What do white girls and bricks have in common?
The both get laid by Mexicans.
A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk"
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?"
Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"
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Anthony Jeselnik is pretty fucked up haha.
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What do white girls and bricks have in common?
The both get laid by Mexicans.[/QUOTE]
Hell [i]yea[/i]
... wait what
[b]I understand racism is against the rules, and these are only jokes.[/b]
There's a black man, a mexican, and an asian in a car. Who is driving?
[sp]The cops[/sp]
Yo momma is so black, when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.
Why do black people eat tootsie-rolls with a fork?
-So they don't bite their fingers off.
What's black, yellow, and funny as hell?
-A school bus full of black kids driving off a cliff.
"Hey were you raped?"
"yes"
"proceed to laugh"
My 9 year old son broke both his legs after a terrible trampolining accident yesterday.
The things you have to do when you can't afford a new bike for his Christmas present.
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All my work colleagues have nick-named me 'sick note.'
It's not because I take a lot of time off sick.
I just leave rape threats on women's desks.
Look at my donk
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[QUOTE=ZaurZawrZore;19066556]
What do white girls and bricks have in common?
The both get laid by Mexicans.[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of the yo momma version of that.
How's yo momma like a brick? She's porous, flat on both sides, and always gets laid by mexicans.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape.
[QUOTE=ZaurZawrZore;19066556]Why don't sharks eat African Americans?
They think it's whale shit.
Or:
What do white girls and bricks have in common?
The both get laid by Mexicans.[/QUOTE]
It goes like this: yo mama's like a brick, shes dirty, flat on both sides, and gets laid by mexicans.
What, no dead baby jokes?
what do you call a female paki meeting
[sp]connect the dots[/sp]
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19068028]What, no dead baby jokes?[/QUOTE]
how many babies does it take to paint a house?
depends how hard you throw them
A Nazi officer is addressing a group of Jews who just arrived at a concentration camp.
"I have some good news, and I have some bad news. The good news is: you will all be spending the rest of your lives in luxurious hotels all over the world. The bad news: you'll be soap."
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
[sp]The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven[/sp]
[QUOTE=CMasta;19070122]What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
[sp]The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven[/sp][/QUOTE]
Holy shit
I swear, I was about to post that exact same thing
What's worse than a pile of 100 dead babies?
[sp]100 dead babies in a pile with one alive eating it's way out from the bottom[/sp]
This thread is a recipe for disaster.
What's the difference between gingers and bricks?
Bricks get laid.
I can't actually say this outside the internet, I've dated 2 ginger chicks before.
What do you tell a black jew?
Get to the back of the oven.
[QUOTE=CMasta;19070122]What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
[sp]The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven[/sp][/QUOTE]
They were gassed, then cremated. No screaming involved.
What do parrots and Jews have in common
[sp]They both have a big nose[/sp]
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Why did the mexican cross the road
[sp]To cross the border[/sp]
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what do old walls and Asia have in common?
[sp]They both have chinks[/sp]
Two Jews walk into a bar.
They are promptly detained by the Nazi Soldiers inside, taken to a concentration camp, determined unfit for work, gassed, then baked in an oven at 3500 degrees for 15 minutes. They are later served as a drink powder to the others.
If mixed with yogurt, it makes an excellent moisturizer!
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;19070704]What do parrots and Jews have in common
[sp]They both have a big nose[/sp]
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Why did the mexican cross the road
[sp]To cross the border[/sp]
[editline]08:18AM[/editline]
what do old walls and Asia have in common?
[sp]They both have chinks[/sp][/QUOTE]
Parrots don't have noses, they have beaks.
You aren't very good at this offensive jokes thing
"Hey where were you?"
I went out to bang twenty one year olds.
:smug:
what do you call blacks on a misty day
Gorillas in the mist
Whats the difference between a rock, and a baby.
[sp]When I hit a baby with my sledgehammer, it doesnt turn into a bunch of little babys. [/sp]
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