If you were to murder someone, how would you do it? - General

What the title says. It can be however you want, though I would assume you would want to think of something that would be hard to detect. I'd do it in winter. I'd wear a leather bodysuit, leather mask and a motorcycle helmet so I don't leave anything on the scene. Find me a long sturdy icicle, and sharpen up the end. Break into my victim's home at night and stab him in the neck while he's asleep. Then I'd get the hell out of there, put all the clothing I used during the murder in a small wooden boat, douse the clothes in gas and set them on fire. Then just push the boat out to sea. How about you?

I'd sneak into a woman's house while she's in a shower, stay in a closet and when she's checking something i would sneak into the kitchen, while she's naked :smug: and silently suffocate her with some fiber wire.

I would buy a gun of a person, not from a dealer, so there would be no paperwork to trace it to me, make sure no fingerprints of mine are on the gun, buy a suppressor, break into house in the middle of the night, multiple shots to the chest while they are sleeping, leave and ditch the gun into the ocean.

home-made rocket launcher

beat their heads in with a baseball bat

Stab them with ice. It leaves no evidence.

This pic explains my method (after stealing the L96A1). [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8f0600174psg90a.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [editline]10:07PM[/editline] Alternative is Carbomb.

Enter home and grab this little device [img]https://ssl108.webhosting.optonline.net/jacqsjuicebox.com/merchantmanager/images/uploads/soap%20on%20a%20rope%20penis.jpg[/img] and you know the rest :smug:

Fibre wire :smug:

Depends who it was but I’d probably have to go with some form of high powered rifle

I always thought about this. Be wearing a ski mask with a hat and sunglasses, with gloves sneak in poison their food or something, with cyanide. Get the body and dig a hole under a tree at least 6 feet deep, place body in and close hole up thoroughly, and do it at night.

Buy the gun from random weapons dealer on the street. Buy supressor. Go to the guys house in the middle of the night. Shoot while he's in bed. Drag corpse in a plastic bag out of apartment. Drive to a cabin in the middle of the woods. cut the corpse into pieces wich i would encase in cement wich i would then dump into the middle of the nearest ocean. No one would ever know.

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20176823]I'd sneak into a woman's house while she's in a shower, stay in a closet and when she's checking something i would sneak into the kitchen, while she's naked :smug: and silently suffocate her with some fiber wire.[/QUOTE] Necrophile..?

I'd kill someone and they'd be dead.

I would put them into a bodybag and zip it up, then while they are trying to escape i would beat it with a baseball bat until there dead and then dump it somewhere. There wouldnt be much of a mess to clean up which is a plus.

Kill them and throw the from the mount Everest into space.

[QUOTE=soderholm13;20179882]Necrophile..?[/QUOTE] Did I ever say I would fuck her afterwards?

very carefully

I wouldn't

Quick and without pain. I'm a nice person!

I'd wait till they go to a public restroom then when they are talking a piss, smash there head in the toilet

brutally, making sure blood was everywhere, except where i would walk through.

Well I'd break into their home at midnight, gag the victim and tie her up (if she wakes up I'd pull out a knife and threaten her) then she'd be helpless :smug: After doing my way with her I will then knock her out and carry her back to my car and drive back home. When I get home I will chain her up in a room, giving her food and keeping her clean. I will buy new clothes for her, maybe even a ps3 so she can't get bored. I'll take her to the shower everyday so she can wash herself and go to the toilet. Of course I'll buy a gun to make sure she knows whose boss. After a couple of months she will learn to adapt, learn to love me. People will stop looking for her. Seeing she hasn't seen sunlight for months I'll trust her and take her into the backyard. After a few more months she will become attached so I can start trusting her to go further out. After 5 years she will happy with me. Hopefully she forgotten what friends are. She now would be worn out and no use to me anymore. And seeing its been 5 years everyone had hopefully forgotten about her. Now its my chance to get rid of her. I'll put her in the trunk of my car and drive to the edge of a cliff. I'll say my goodbye to her, maybe even cry and feel sorry for her. But this had to be done. I'd been planning this for 5 years. After hugging her I told her whats going to happen. She understood why I had to do it and was not angry with me. I'll slowly kiss her and tell her how much I loved her. I will then lock the trunk and push the car over the edge. As the car fall down the cliff I may even shred a tear. The car will float to the bottom of the ocean and her body will never be seen again.

This in one hand... [img]http://jasonchartley.com/img/airsoft_minigun[/img] ...And this in the other one... [img]http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/6/61/MGL32.jpg/500px-MGL32.jpg[/img] ...Then two of these on my back to increase badassiness... [img]http://www.jaxonsgottagun.com/Remington870.jpg[/img] ...And then two of these tucked in my belt... [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/cntrtop/Marui_Colt_Python_357mag_6inch.jpg[/img] ...And this beauty in a holster on my belly... [img]http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/f/f5/M1911Colt.jpg/450px-M1911Colt.jpg[/img] ...Then a bunch of these... [img]http://www.legaljuice.com/grenade.jpg[/img] ...Strapped to one of these which i will be wearing... [img]http://www.bodyarmorchina.com/Body-Armor/B9604-Bullet-Proof-Vest/B9604-Bullet-Proof-Vest.jpg[/img] ...And some of these over my chest... [img]http://www.1starmy.com/uploadimages/Product_3932_enl.jpg[/img] ...Alongside these... [img]http://cows.com/2.0/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/Shotgun_Shell_Be_48b2e22abdecf.jpg[/img] ...I will make my entrance with one of these... [img]http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/LAND_M1A1_Abrams_lg.jpg[/img] ...Wearing these... [img]http://fallenstein.com/pictures/aviators.jpg[/img] ...And chewing these... [img]http://safepestremoval.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/juicyfruit.jpg[/img] ...Then burst into the unlucky one's door yelling: [B]ROAAAAAAAAARGH!!![/B] and be all like this... [img]http://pakistaniaat.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/story.jpg[/img] ...Then slap the guy in the face and drive home.

Poison the mouthwash.

I would take these and strap em to... [img]http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/library/news/iraq/2003/iraq-030407-centcom01-rpg-in-schoolyard.jpg[/img] This car in a fancy way... [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_abjdfre12MQ/SSR5h0u_piI/AAAAAAAAAro/YczN2Mm3KiE/s320/p50sale.jpg[/img] Then i would take this cuz it's so epic... [img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/288/3/c/Gmod_tool_gun_icon_by_morten8035.jpg[/img] And jump on some of these in a B-Hopping way cuz then they think i'm supermario [img]http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/4/4a/NSMBW_Goomba.jpg[/img] That's how i would do it...

Mine was better mate... :smug:

Long distence rifle, preferably PSG or SVD, use 1 precise shot and run before "they" can find me.

Steal an AWP, hide in any cover near the house, wait till victim is within site (by being by a window, or being outside) I would then proceed to headshot them, but making sure the bullet went all the way through, so I could grab it and leave without leaving a trace of the murder weapon/me behind

I'd give them a knife, grab one myself and give them a chance to survive by getting over my dead corpse. If i kill them, so be it. If they kill me, allright. If i kill them, i'll cut open their arm and their thigh, slice some flesh, put them in plastic bags and put the corpse in a hockey training bag. I'd clean the place as well as possible, gtfo, fill the corpse with heavy stones and throw it in the ocean, while enjoying the flesh i collected. NOM.