[b][i]So basically I went onto a time-waster "leet translator" and found this on the same site.So fucking retarded,and old![/b][/i]
[url]http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childhacker/childhacker.html[/url]
[quote=Jay's Site]6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.
If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.[/quote]
[b]God this man is stupid.[/b]
oh my god this is fucking hilarious.
Ancient and clearly satire. Some of the word links make it clear.
"Misbehavior" leads to a book on dog training [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0380788012/adequacy-20[/url]
"Get away" leads to Tom Hanks' movie Cast Away [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005PJ8I/adequacy-20[/url]
"Raising him well" leads to "Keeping them out of the hands of Satan" [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0415900042/adequacy-20[/url]
Etcetera
Aww buzzkill
Still, pretty funny.
Bunch of faggot adults with nothing better to do than presume we are cracking the CIA National User Databse 3 as we speak, Using a number over VPS's scattered accross several countries.
I'm pretty sure it's a troll post.
"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites"
It says Bonzi Buddy and Flash are "hacker programs"
this is gold
"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites."
My god, my son is behind all the Facepunch blackouts!
Oh man, and "DOS-ing other people's sites"
as opposed to "DDoSing other people's sites"
[QUOTE=salmonmarine;36266635]Oh man, and "DOS-ing other people's sites"
as opposed to "DDoSing other people's sites"[/QUOTE]
DoSing and DDoSing are both things, you know.
[QUOTE=salmonmarine;36266635]Oh man, and "DOS-ing other people's sites"
as opposed to "DDoSing other people's sites"[/QUOTE]
Thank you for explaining the joke, I didn't quite get it. Humor is very confusing.
[QUOTE=fear me;36267001]Thank you for explaining the joke, I didn't quite get it. Humor is very confusing.[/QUOTE]
Well, you are just an AI.
I msDDos people all the time.
[QUOTE=zakedodead;36267065]I msDDos people all the time.[/QUOTE]
I hear ya! Hackers unite!
I'm pretty sure this is either from 2002 or 2001.
I think 01.
[QUOTE]If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.[/QUOTE]
:v:
Classic website here, I piss myself laughing everytime I find this old gold.
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"lunix"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SvyuI.jpg[/img]
kill me now
I wonder how many children have been punished by gullible parents because of this...
[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;36333199]I wonder how many children have been punished by gullible parents because of this...[/QUOTE]
I sure hope that all the kids that were moved out as soon as they could.
Called the cops, unplugged the computer and posted from Mexico.
[url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0415900042/adequacy-20[/url]
this was one of the hyperlinks throughout that horrid article
lol
And he may be a terrorist too.
[t]http://cdn.head-fi.org/a/a2/a2abe676_computer_bomb.jpg[/t]
I like how he's saying it like it's drugs.
"Awh, yeah, son, get me some more of that Quake.. I gotta do more of it."
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