This thread is specifically for those dumb inventions you can see on TV Infomercials late at night or on the internet.
When I mean "Dumb", I literally mean a useless or idiotic invention or just inventions where you just immediately say "Who the hell even thought this was a good idea?"
For me I would immediately call out the Clapper. Seriously, who is so lazy they cant even go a few feet just to flip a switch?
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AGXlKNxtdl8/SwDf5XMERtI/AAAAAAAAA08/DTeM2yY1bXs/s1600/Snuggie_Burgandy_1000.jpg[/IMG]
Just wear a fucking blanket!
This thing:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkgoSOSGrx4[/media]
rage comics
pet rock
[url]http://www.petsdo.com/blog/pet-rock-made-man-multi-millionaire-6-months-lives[/url]
[editline]22nd June 2012[/editline]
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Tandem toilet
[IMG]http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100421/640/very_dumb_inventions_640_12.jpg[/IMG]
Plastic wishbone
[IMG]http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100421/640/very_dumb_inventions_640_11.jpg[/IMG]
[B][U]This was the picture given for the patent [/U][/B]
Golf Schwing
[IMG]http://totallyabsurd.com/golf_swing_aid_pix.GIF[/IMG]
Safety Poncho
[IMG]http://totallyabsurd.com/safety%20poncho.jpg[/IMG]
Dad Saddle
[IMG]http://totallyabsurd.com/dad%20saddle%20ta.jpg[/IMG]
HD glasses
[IMG]http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00geCQmOftfbkA/HD-Vision-Glasses-HVG1214-.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/01/hd-glasses.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://inlinethumb47.webshots.com/41646/2979920830102954535S600x600Q85.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h9iNB-Tr9gM/TaXXD9rnhvI/AAAAAAAAB6Y/3nr7D1ocvZg/s1600/Dettol+No-Touch.jpg[/img]
So, I'm washing hands, using that pump on my soap and I wash it off later.
With that thing I'm washing hands, that thing gives me soap and I wash it off later.
[QUOTE=Mr MP;36446956][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h9iNB-Tr9gM/TaXXD9rnhvI/AAAAAAAAB6Y/3nr7D1ocvZg/s1600/Dettol+No-Touch.jpg[/img]
So, I'm washing hands, using that pump on my soap and I wash it off later.
With that thing I'm washing hands, that thing gives me soap and I wash it off later.[/QUOTE]
I love how it says Healthy Touch in the advertisement.
[QUOTE=Mr MP;36446956][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h9iNB-Tr9gM/TaXXD9rnhvI/AAAAAAAAB6Y/3nr7D1ocvZg/s1600/Dettol+No-Touch.jpg[/img]
So, I'm washing hands, using that pump on my soap and I wash it off later.
With that thing I'm washing hands, that thing gives me soap and I wash it off later.[/QUOTE]
This thing is only useful when the tap is triggered by motion sensors aswel.
[QUOTE=Desuh;36446837]HD glasses
[IMG]http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00geCQmOftfbkA/HD-Vision-Glasses-HVG1214-.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/01/hd-glasses.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://inlinethumb47.webshots.com/41646/2979920830102954535S600x600Q85.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I want one, just to try out
[QUOTE=Toasted Lemon;36448090]Male nipples.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure they have a purpose :V
[QUOTE=Mr MP;36446956][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h9iNB-Tr9gM/TaXXD9rnhvI/AAAAAAAAB6Y/3nr7D1ocvZg/s1600/Dettol+No-Touch.jpg[/img]
So, I'm washing hands, using that pump on my soap and I wash it off later.
With that thing I'm washing hands, that thing gives me soap and I wash it off later.[/QUOTE]
I had such a bitch fit when these things came out
the commercials were so stupid. "YOUR SOAP DISPENSER IS [I]COVERED[/I] IN BACTERIA FROM YOU TOUCHING IT"
But
ya know
its not like youre gonna clean your hands
after touching said dirty soap dispenser
with soap or anything
[QUOTE=audun;36448206]I'm sure they have a purpose :V[/QUOTE]
They look attracting to females. The only reason why males have nipple is because of this:
[url]http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-men-have-nipples[/url]
[QUOTE=<V()LT>;36447980][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ac/Black_Ops_2_UK_Pre-order_boxart.png/275px-Black_Ops_2_UK_Pre-order_boxart.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
No matter how shitty the game itself, Marketing Department at Treyarch makes everything look good somehow...
