We've all run into them at one point or another. The mentally handicapped. Though they usually behave, sometimes they do things either extremely hilarious, utterly horrifying, or a surreal mix of the two. Let us share... our Tard Anecdotes.
[I]Yesterday, on my last day of holiday in England, I passed a Downs patient with a bottle of coke in his hand, just standing motionlessly in the almost empty, and very quiet street. As I pass, he suddenly glances at me, with a horrid stare like a beast ready to pounce upon its prey, growling. Thankfully, he did not jump me, though what he did do left me quite puzzled. He slowly raised his bottle to his mouth, took a tiny sip of his drink, still staring at me, then proceeded to promptly drop the bottle and sprint off into the fog making the most horrifying sound I've ever heard. Imagine a dying whale combined with an air raid siren.
[B]OOOUUUOOOUUUUUUUOOUUUUUWUUUUUWWUUUUU
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I could hear it, faintly, in the foggy distance, echoing, for the next two minutes as I walked on.[/I]
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A punch in the face. My face.
Finally a thread for my fapping needs
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All you ever need to know.
Back in 6th Grade there was this mentally disabled kid... he called the coach sexy. The gym coach, I mean, to be less vague.
I was hiking in the White Mountains once and met a group of people, several of whom were mentally handicapped. Most of them just smiled at me and kept going, which was nice. But the last one stopped, gave me an empty stare, pointed his walking stick at me, and said "You look like a bear. I don't like them." He then winked, did a finger-gun, and kept on walking. That was the strangest moment I've had on any vacation I've ever taken.
[QUOTE=gingee703;37681777]Back in 6th Grade there was this mentally disabled kid... he called the coach sexy. The gym coach, I mean, to be less vague.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for pointing that out I thought you meant your 6th grade sex-ed coach
In 6th grade we all had a graduation ceremony. One kid couldn't speak so he had to press buttons on a computer (He was mentally handicapped, don't let the button pressing fool you.)
When he received his award he hit a button when everyone was quiet. "I'm going to Istanbul!" echoing from the computers audio to a couple thousand people.
I never met the guy but apparently at my magnet high school some guy got in that generally did disturbing things
The thing that stood out was that he was caught fapping in class. Witnesses say he was wrong in the head or something. I'm not even sure how he got into my school what with it being a magnet and all... But then again, fucking magnets, how do they work?
I once saw this retarded kid at a wedding, wasn't sure if it was a boy or a girl. Stomach and chest area was huge, arms were skeletal and legs were also skeletal. They had a retarded looking combination between a mohawk and an afro which was parted to one side, and had a lazy eye and held out one arm and walked with a limp as if he\she\it was a zombie. They were wearing a pink denim jacket, super tight pink jeans, socks and jandals and one glove that was green.
I had one drool on me one time while standing in an elevator.
Long version: I helped my grandma with volunteer work at a theater association in Dayton, Ohio
A lot of times there will be a group of special needs caretakers bringing in said special needs people (VERY special needs, 99% of them can't even walk and are dead to the world) and someone was stupid enough (the caretaker, mind you) to want to be seated in the opera box in the upper level. And their patient was in a wheelchair. So we had to take them up on a [I]very[/I] cramped elevator and this special needs kid was just mesmerized by my existence and put their hands all over me and drooled all over my sleeve. I never felt so awkward in my life. The elevator was spaghetti paradise for a few seconds because I didn't know how to react.
This was a few years ago where I was actually kind of afraid of severely mentally handicapped people.
I also don't see the point of taking people who are essentially braindead and unable to comprehend what they're looking at to a theater to see something but... What can I say. At least they're being treated nicely and not abused.
Other then that I really don't have anything else... My great aunt was mentally handicapped but not very badly. She could hold conversations, knit very comfy slippers, play along with Jeopardy on TV and get quite a few answers right... But was incredibly rebellious...
Oh man, I remember this one guy named Josh who was in my vacation care in third grade
This fucking guy man, usually really distant but once he focused on something he'd make it his primary objective for the afternoon. Anyway we were all in the oval area fucking around on these fucking three wheel cart things, everyone was having a pretty good time.
Josh arrives.
Josh became transfixed on the cart, he bolted to the supervisor.
'gimme turn scooter wabba jaba doo' 'I'm sorry Josh but you'll have to wait your tur-'
[B]SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/B]
Josh bolts toward the nearest cart which happened to have a preschooler riding it. Josh then preceded to pick up the preschooler and throw him out of it, disregarding where this preschool missile landed he then jumped in the cart.
I have never seen a toy cart go that fast, still to this day I am amazed at his tardspeed.
It took the supervisors two hours to finally capture him.
Oh yeah, forgot to add, he had the downs
I was sitting in the McDonald's saw a drooling down patient and lost my apatite .
Dont tell me what I dont know
I was walking by a person who obviausly had down sindrom.
He behaved more mature than all the dumbarses on the street,excluding me.
At least half of my classes seem to have 3 or 4 special-needs kids and aide combos. They work quietly with their aides and are well-mannered, so I have no qualms.
But one of the kids, Kendall, is one character. Absolutely ripped, has some sort of Downs syndrome, speaks in almost-sentances in a Homestar Runner accent. Again, fairly well mannered when his aides are around but every once in a while he belts out some monosyllabic sound that rouses a chuckle from us.
I was driving by some mental institution when I saw the ambulance there. A group of police officers, EMTs, and paramedics were trying to catch some tardo who was chasing around the staff, wanking violently, throwing his shit, and shreeking like a fucking devil. To this day I am amazed that it took them close to 45 minutes to catch him. And according to one of the cops I talked to about it, they were there about an hour earlier.
I have never been so terrified in all of my life.
[QUOTE=IPK;37690881]I was walking by a person who obviausly had down sindrom.
He behaved more mature than all the dumbarses on the street,excluding me.[/QUOTE]
What?
There was this retard guy who couldn't behave in school. When kicked out of the classroom, he would karate kick the air, goin' 'WHA! WHAAA!' and he also was 100% convinced he was a super sayan.
When asked about his otherwordly nature he started screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAA believing he would transform, while his face turned blue and purple all over.
He was living hell for every girl since he used to go in front of them, flex then say nothing, if they went away he would chase them :v:
He also used to write a 'diary' in lone sheets of paper, filled with conspirational theories in retard handwriting. :v:
Welcome to my school, Ladies and fucking gents. FYI, It's a school for children with a chronic disease like downs and all that crap, And I've had 1 story to share to which isn't even that bad.
A few of my friends (that do not have downs and look normal as a kid from another school) were just talking when suddenly this dude with down syndrome hits me in the head with his bag. Now his bag contained a lunch box, Gym shoes, Bottle (Not the light plastic water ones, Fuck no) and some other junk. He went full emotional and apologized like it's the end of the world. It wasn't too bad for me though.
What I'm saying is, Most of my school are not the retards you guys met :v:
Lets make fun of people with special needs.
There was this black kid who randomly ran into my class room, goes on the computer, laughing while logging on, looks up a picture of a fucking penguin, prints it, and runs out. Somehow my teachers didn't even notice him. Even though he was just sitting there, laughing the whole time. He was in some super special ed class, and yes, there's two types of special eds in my school, but this was back in elementary. I already graduated.
My 6th/7nth grade year, there was a kid who always liked to keep his pants and underwear fully down while using the urinal in the bathrooms. Whenever someone walked in, they left. It wasn't even funny. He also gives himself random thumbs ups, along with pretending to shoot at the computer, and listened to girly music, and had a pedo mustache. He was around 12/13 years old in a 6th grade class. He failed more than twice, but was held back twice, and was only let up into the further grades because he was retarded and they didn't want him staying held back. So he graduated at age 20/21. He also liked to wear sweat pants that were tight to a point where you can see the line between each cheeks, which was nasty, because he kept picking/itching at his ass a lot.
Then in 5th grade there was this chick who always flipped shit during classes, always frustrated with things, and would cry most times, and one day, when the class had to stay after every Friday for this homework helping system thingy, this one time she had to use the bathroom when it was 5 minutes close to the end of it, so she comes back, sits down, gets ready, and you could notice a tiny puddle of piss in her chair, along with her pants turned backwards(She had like skin tight black thin pants on) with a round wet spot on them.
And yes, they were all retarded.
[url]http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/[/url] Not sure if these are true or not but they are funny as hell.
Back in high school there was this Asian kid with some disorder I still can't remember, let alone [i]pronounce[/i] and some days he'd bust into the gym during PE and do laps around the entire gym shouting and slurring obscenities while one of the special needs people embarrassingly chased him around until he ran out on his own accord. It was [b]always[/b] the highlight of my day.
[QUOTE=seven 8 nine;37697054][url]http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/[/url] Not sure if these are true or not but they are funny as hell.[/QUOTE]
You bastard. You beat me to it.
So our school has a special needs class.
I don't really know what's their business around here since this is a vocational school.
One I can think off right now when this one guy in a wheelchair who's being mostly pushed around by his aide, has inch-thick glasses with straps. One day I was leaving towards home and this tard comes from the elevator, being pushed by his aide and he's screaming: "Tipiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, [I]Tiiiiiiiiipiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii[/I], [B]TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!![/B]
I was rather confused.
But the worst thing happened to a classmate of mine:
She was going to the bathroom and for her unpleasant surprise this one retarded landwhale is behind the unlocked bathroom door. Punchline is that this retard was masturbating furiously.
She was not too well for the rest of the day.
I knew a kid named Lucas during 1st to 5th grade
He was extremely cool, and kept his minor downs in check until the end of 5th grade, where we were just sitting there, talking. He looked up at some point and saw a bird, and with the strenght of a thousand furious wolves he leaped into the air, grabbed the bird and slammed it against the floor
IT FUCKING SPLATTERED ALL OVER MY FACE
I said "Wow, Lucas, that's cool!" and then he just kept talking to me while I grabbed a napkin and wiped bits of bird off my face.
To this day, I don't know why I didn't call our teacher, and yeah, he didn't need an aide because he had good self-control
One of my best friends back from when I was a kid, his brother is severely mentally handicapped.
Can't do jack shit, he's like a irl Sim-character, except for the ability to interact properly with stuff/people and unfortunate fire accidents with a microwave oven.
The first time I met him I didn't know of his condition, so I said "hi" to him and set hand ready for a well mannered handshake.
But instead of him commencing in a handshake with me, he grabs my hand and puts it in his mouth.
Not cool.
What an insanely insensitive thread title...
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