Ever had an awkward situation where you thought you would die just from the awkwardness? Ever had such an embarrassing moment you thought you could never bring up again? Well tell it here to us strangers so that we may have a glimpse of your bleak personal life!
To play this game you must have:
-an awkward situation memory
-the ability to tell it
I'll start off, once I was masturbating quietly in my room, when all of a sudden my step-sister walked in quietly. I had almost no time to react so I pulled the blankets over. She said, "Uh you won't tell our parents if Tyler (her boyfriend) came over right?". I said no but that if she gave me money to get them snacks and shit from the corner store it would be cool of her. So I returned from the store and gave them their shit and watched T.V. downstairs. When I got tired of the Animal Planet I walked upstairs so that I could play my guitar. I remembered I'd given popcorn to My step-sister and her boyfriend and wondered if they still had it. After all, they'd not come out of the room for some time.
When I walked in my eyes almost exploded because in the dark I saw a figure get up and run across the room in front of the light that came from the next room and saw that it was her boyfriend trying to escape...naked. I shut the door and walked away and we never spoke of it again.
Your turn.
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I got that thank you
When I was restoring my truck, I would stay up late in the garage working on it and would usually stop around 10-11ish, and go watch TV in the family room. My grandma was up from flordia and slept in the study which is right down the hall from the family room. Around 12ish one night I heard her getting out of bed and walk down the hall to the bathroom and open the door (the tv was on and loud enough for her to know someone was there watching it) but she didn't close the door. I was thinking "oh god...X(" then I hear the most unhuman sounding fart ever to breech my fragle ears, then *flurp...* *FLurrrrrp* *FLURRRRRRRRRP.* It sounded just like someone dropping loose mud out of a bucket into a puddle. Then I hear walking again (she didn't flush the toilet, nor close the door) but instead of going back to bed she comes into the family room and lays down on the couch and says hi, completely ignoring the fact that I heard her crap up the bathroom with the door wide open, without flushing the toilet. I was like uh.... hi.
Also I walked in on my parents once and got caught fucking my neighbor when I was 5, twice (girl)
Edit:
Another time I was downstairs and my dad asked me to put a tape into the VCR and play it because he didn't know how to play it so I put it in and press play and BAM! I hear loud ass moaning (the volume was very high). It was some old porn video from the 70's of a massive orgy. Instead of trying to cover his tracks, he just sis down on the couch and starts watching it. I was like "Dad, what the fuck?". I ended up just going upstairs and closing my door (I could still hear it). My brother's gf was over too.
That's just dandy...
Woh to much info there boi
That's actually pretty hawt
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