Post any lame jokes you have heard or used. For example;
What's brown and sticky? A stick
Why don't seagulls go to the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why'd the chicken cross road?
Cause he wanted too.
:smithicide:
How do you flood the fast threads?
A jokes thread every 5-10 minutes
Why did the chicken cross the road.
[sp]Because he was running away from Colonel Sanders.[/sp]
:rimshot:
How was copperwire invented?
[sp]I dropped a penny at the synagogue[/sp]
Ask me if im a tree
NO
Remember when the Lenin statue got a hole blow in it's ass (google it; it really happened)?
Ooh, that's gonna leave a Marx.
BBC is just Stalin the good news.
That blows.
Wait, forgot the joke
Good joke. Everybody laugh.
Your mom's so fat, she has her own zipcode, ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;17576416]Good joke. Everybody laugh.[/QUOTE]
Oh god my sides.
What's the difference between your mother and an apple?
... Your mother is a slag.
GOD DAMN IT WHOS SENDING ME RAINBOW PENISES ON MY PHONE - BloodyDragon 2008
Why are black people so tall?
[sp]Because their knee grows![/sp]
They always say "never look in the kitchen of your favorite resturant"
Very true.
However if your favorite resturtant is Benihana's, then your screwed.
Yo momma's so fat that...
[sp]she fucks babies to hear the pelvis snap[/sp]
[QUOTE=Augmatic Disport;17576918]Yo momma's so fat that...
[sp]she fucks babies to hear the pelvis snap[/sp][/QUOTE]
:aaa:
Why did the Spy cross the road?
[sp]Because he never really was on your side![/sp] :buddy:
[QUOTE=IhateValve;17576594]Why are black people so tall?
[sp]Because their knee grows![/sp][/QUOTE]
It took me a minute to understand that because you said Their instead of They're.
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also womens rights
Why did the chicken cross the road.
To get to the other side. To get to the other side. To get to the other side.
What did the man call his waiter for serving him cold food?
Damn your a dumbwaiter.
:downsrim:
Here's a reference.
[img]http://www.inclinator.com/img/dumbwaiter-details/dumbwaiter-large-01.jpg[/img]
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
[sp]Dr.Dre[/sp]
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Police. Your family died in a tragic car accident.
Two drumbs and a simbal fall of a cliff.
[sp]Bu-dum thich.[/sp]
So two peanuts were walking down a road, and one was assaulted.
Why are trains so good at their work?
Because they were trained!
You must be an angel, cause' I got an erection
I mean,
What do you call a fat girl on top,
[sp]the nut cracker[/sp]
Yo momma is so fat that when she walked in front of the tv you missed 3 commercials!
Hey do you like pizza crust?
[sp]Then you'll like my dick[/sp]
What do you call a room of black people
A room of very friendly people :smile:
What is an evangelical christian's favorite sunglasses?
Gay-bans
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