Describe yourself as positively as possible. - General

I made this thread to counteract the original, negative version of this thread, which I think is harmful. Take note that anything said here isn't supposed to be egotistical. I am a motivated, goal-driven individual with potential talent. I have my future planned out, and I have family and friends who care for me and enjoy my company.

I'm alive and healthy

Unemployed and single.

Employed and Engaged.

I am a beautiful sexy man with a giant penis

Single and ready to mingle.

I've gone almost two decades without dying when you factor in every human who's ever lived I'm pretty ahead of the curve

I pooped

I'm not dead. I guess that's the best I've done.

I have some potential in the musical and animation industry, I have a creative mind, I find fire quite beautiful, and I'm kind of smart when it counts

I have gonorrhea

Easy-going, trusted, nigh-impossible to offend, straight-edged, honest,keeping myself occupied and able to block bad thoughts out, rational, silver-tounged person with charisma and unusual personal facts.

Can live over a month without contact from others and still be mentally healthy.

I can ingest and digest food

beautiful person with best voice glory to arstotzka

I can fix goddamn near anything put in front of me.

[QUOTE=LondierX;41999848]I have some potential in the musical and animation industry, I have a creative mind, I find fire quite beautiful, and I'm kind of smart when it counts[/QUOTE] 'I find fire quite beautiful' Arson isn't a positive thing

good looking, cute, confident, funny and smart. basically perfect.

[QUOTE=Protoscape;42000120]'I find fire quite beautiful' Arson isn't a positive thing[/QUOTE] He said fire, not arson. God I wish we still had bad reading around...

[QUOTE=TestECull;42000181]He said fire, not arson. God I wish we still had bad reading around...[/QUOTE] Maybe it is supposed to be a joke?

[QUOTE=Protoscape;42000120]'I find fire quite beautiful' Arson isn't a positive thing[/QUOTE] I'm not a pony with a badly compressed avatar and no sense of humor

uhh

[QUOTE=Mashak;41999881]Easy-going, trusted, nigh-impossible to offend, straight-edged, honest,keeping myself occupied and able to block bad thoughts out, rational, silver-tounged person with charisma and unusual personal facts.[/QUOTE] how is being straight edged positive.

Terrible.

I'm employed with a somewhat high pay rate and a fair few hours, my family is generally alright to me and I have someone who means everything to me.

I am going for an IT Major in college, and I wish to use that as work for the government. Why? I won't spy on anyone, no matter how tempting it might be. My track is clean, I have a loving family and I work my hardest for someone who needs it. I care more for others than I do myself. I love to teach children science, along with high school students, which are the future. I've had numerous kids come to me after school and say "man, that radiation presentation was awesome! Thanks for doing that!" But I digress. All in all, I'm an outgoing person who loves rocks and minerals and I love to teach/help others.

I'm a nice dude who has lost over 30 pounds and is one of the most honest people you will ever meet.

i lost a bunch of electrons [sp]lel science jokes[/sp]

racist [editline]29th August 2013[/editline] wait that's not positive erm. nice.

I make a fucking magnificent lentil soup. Also I have cool hair I guess.