I had an idea. Let's see if it turns out well or if it crashes and burns.
Here's how this is gonna go down, home shizzle.
First, you choose an option that the previous poster had at the end of their post, then write what happens, including at least 2 options at the end.
Example:
[quote][b]Poster 1:[/b] OMG THEIRS A DINOSAR!11!
Do you:
A. Kill it
B. Paint it blue[/quote]
[quote][b]Poster 2:[/b]I paint it blue.
Now the dinosaur is PISSED OFF.
Do you:
A. Run like a leetle eety beety baby!
B. Cillit Bang.[/quote]
It can be about anything, which means it will be about sex. I'll start.
You wake up in bed one day. You see a quarter stuck to the ceiling with what appears to be super glue.
Do you
A. Bite the quarter off with your teeth of steel.
B. Pry the quarter off with a screwdriver.
C. Ignore the quarter and go have breakfast.
I ignore it and go have breakfast.
What do "I" have for breakfast?
A. Bacon and eggs.
B. Pancakes.
C. Have nothing for breakfast and go to a nearby playground.
I have pancakes, they make me sick.
What do I do?
A: Throw up
B: Cry in bed
C: Goto the store and buy/steal/"take" stuff
Throw up.
Vomit is nasty.
A. Kill yourself
B. Kill yourself
I die
You're now a ghost, what do you do first
A: Haunt someone
B: Go through a wall
C: Fly away somewhere
Go through a wall...
of a woman's locker room.
They catch you.
A. Run
B. Say 'hello'
C. Molest
Say hello...
The woman screams in fear
A. Girl Dies
B. Girl Faints
C. Girl is having sex with someone and dies in fear.
Girl faints
You go back to your corspe
A. Reanimate corpse
B. Reanimate corpse and then go fuck that girl :smug:
[b]B.[/b]
She wakes up and you came in her eye.
A. Lol
B. Run
C. Round 2 of intercourse
A then C
Your fapping and you hear someone come down the stairs
A. Keep fapping
B. Stop
C. Wait for them to come and ask if they want to join
C.
Whoops, they're the ghost busters!
A. Run.
B. Attack!
B.
Thats not the ghost busters but a fat guy.
A. Make scary faces.
B. Run
C. Sleep.
Make scary faces. You want to intimidate.
A. More scary faces
B. Give him a hug
C. Shoot him
I shoot him and he dies you.
A. Run to the nerest train station.
B. Run to the nerest bus stop.
C. Hijack a plane
C. Hijack a plane.
There's a bunch of terrorists. Do you;
A. Help them out.
B. Go Chuck Norris on their ass.
C. Be superman and fly out the window at high speeds
A.
They reject your help.
They shoot you.
A. Bleed to death
B. Jihad bomb them
C. Fap one last time.
C2. Come in their eyes.
B. Jihad bomb them.
A. become superman, heal and fly away
B. Become wolverine, heal and jump out the plane
C.Heal with medicinal technology and parachute out the plane.
C.
You have now parachuted out of the plane. Do you?
A. Land on a turtle
B. Land in a tree
C. Land in sweden
-snip-
[QUOTE=GameQude;15982939]C.
You have now parachuted out of the plane. Do you?
A. Land on a turtle
B. Land in a tree
C. Land in sweden[/QUOTE]
C. Land in sweden.
You Garry licking his finger in sweden. What do you do?
A. Say hi
B. Scream!
C. Laugh
D. Blow her brain.
[B]A[/b]
Garry is annoyed, what do you do:
A: Annoy him about his fame
B: Become his slave
C: Leave
C
Garry is mad because you left without sucking his dick.
A. Suck Garry's dick
B. Make Garry suck your dick
C. Run away from Garry's wrath.
You make Garry suck your dick.
Garry instantly decapitates you.
You are now double-dead. You are now in the ghost world of ghosts.
Do you
A. Try to only become single dead
B. Finish what Garry started.
A.
You are now single dead.
A. Become undead
B. Do some crazy shit
C. Revenge on Garry
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