Don't you just hate it when you sneeze at the worst possible time?
Like when you are eating something and your mouth is full of food, and you get that sudden urge to sneeze, shit hits the fan.
So facepunch, what are your bad sneezing experiences? Sneeze in someones face? You tell me.
When you're about to ejaculate.
When I'm trying to eat, the sneeze is about to hit, I turn my head out of the table and ACHOO!, then back to normal, then another sneeze, ACHOO!, then again try to eat, then ACHOO! again. If I have a cold, the number of sneezes increases, and it's annoying.
Sneezing at the same time as having a hiccup hurts so fucking much.
Sneezing into the face of an undercover KGB agent.
When your finger is hovering over the launch button for the Russian Black Hand system. That'd be pretty fucking bad.
When I have to fart, but I need to hold it in.
Sneezing when your about to kiss a girl.
[QUOTE=mikester112;25721286]Sneezing when your about to kiss a girl.[/QUOTE]
My dad did this before apparently. It was a mucus flinging one as well.
I once sneezed in my soup :smithicide:
Sneezing with your head turned, feels like you popped an artery in your neck
I hate being just at the edge of sneezing and it then just stays there, it fucking burns in my nose.
I think sneezing while you have diareha is a bad idea.
Today i was laying my head on the desk during lesson and i sneezed just before it landed. It hit very hard.
Sneezing just after you get an enema
Sneezing with bloody nose. :ohdear:
Sneezing when sniffing anti-sniff powder.
Sneezing when hiding from a lion.
During a staring contest.
I ALWAYS LOSE because I sneeze when my eyes water.
sneezing and coughing at the same time. It sounded so fucking wierd
Sneezing and coughing at the same time. Feels like your throat is being ripped out and coughed up
dammit ninja
Snizzing and then IMMEDIATELY snezzing again. Your throat hurts like hell after that.
Sneezing and farting at the same time at an exam. Happened to a friend once. The whole fucking class laughed.
The worst is sneezing when you are at the bathroom. Also when you are eating something like spaghetti.
Sneezing when you have an inflammed throat.
I love sneezing because of the feeling in my nose, I'm pretty fucked up.
In front of the class
Sneezing while drinking something.
szeening whilst eating dinner... with my mouth full!!!
While taking a piss.
Bathroom becomes a waterpark.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;25723060]While taking a piss.
Bathroom becomes a waterpark.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha
I love the feeling of sneezing, can be so satisfying at times. But I do agree, when your sick with strep throat or a similar ailment, sneezing can be your worst nightmare.
Also when you have a cut on your lower lip.
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