How do you become a Gold Member?

Be here for 2 years from your join date and get over 2000 posts.

Certainly not by making threads in the wrong section. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Backseat moderation" - UberMensch))[/highlight]

You need to have 2000 posts and be a member for at least 2 years. :ninja:

[QUOTE=UberMensch;30368671]Be here for 2 years from your join date and get over 2000 posts.[/QUOTE] Thanks Uber.

What is a gold member? A miserable little pile of posts!

How do I rack up 1300 posts?

[QUOTE=aurum481;30368797]How do I rack up 1300 posts?[/QUOTE] spam

[QUOTE=aurum481;30368797]How do I rack up 1300 posts?[/QUOTE] Believe me, you can take your sweet old time with that one because you aren't missing much.

You don't.

Are all the Goldies putting up some conspiracy or something? Because I've heard a lot of crazy stuff goes on in the GMF. And with access to the RC, Gold member is worth it to me because I get to see The Spie's rants about nothing.

I don't know GMF really doesn't get talked about I heard it's against the rules.

10,000 dollars

[QUOTE=Goldb207;30368953]10,000 dollars[/QUOTE] im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund

[QUOTE=Austin2;30368903]I don't know GMF really doesn't get talked about I heard it's against the rules.[/QUOTE] So you're breaking the rules right now, right.

if by gmf you mean the refugee camp everyone posts in yes in fact as soon as anyone here gets gold make an introduction thread in the rc

[QUOTE=Recurracy;30368883]Are all the Goldies putting up some conspiracy or something? Because I've heard a lot of crazy stuff goes on in the GMF. And with access to the RC, Gold member is worth it to me because I get to see The Spie's rants about nothing.[/QUOTE] Leaking GMF content is a ban. let's just say you could be "in the money" if you ever get there if you get what I mean :wink:

Uber's wrong you have to sacrifice your soul to garry and pay 999.95

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;30368995]Leaking GMF content is a ban. let's just say [b]you could be "in the money" if you ever get there[/b] if you get what I mean :wink:[/QUOTE] Whoah dude cool it that's too much already :ohdear:

Considering my posting rate i will become a gold member in 7 years.

GMF is full of immature young men.

[QUOTE=aurum481;30368797]How do I rack up 1300 posts?[/QUOTE] Shit post. Everywhere.

First, you draw a pentagram on your ceiling, cant be on the floor, has to be on the ceiling. Then you find a virgin, cant be yourself even though we know you are, and sacrifice them on the ceiling. If they fall off the ceiling within an hour of them being sacrificed you get permabanned. If, however, they stay up for that long, you can then become a gold member.

2 years, Check! 70/2000posts :byodood: [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] 57.14 years :gbsmith:

Get your testicles removed in an unfortunate smelting accident and get them replaced with pure gold ones.

From looking at some gold members, it's definitely not 2.000 posts...or there has to be another way, at least. EDIT: Looking at my post-per-day rate, I'm doing pretty good, though.

[QUOTE=ghiacciato;30373245]From looking at some gold members, it's definitely not 2.000 posts...or there has to be another way, at least. EDIT: Looking at my post-per-day rate, I'm doing pretty good, though.[/QUOTE] Because of garrys fuckup, removing all the subforums and clearing up posts from after 2009. I would be a gold member now, had aprox 4k posts.

[QUOTE=aurum481;30368797]How do I rack up 1300 posts?[/QUOTE] Attach it to a wall I believe.

Also, you can have sex with me to obtain it. :pedo:

I thought it was 2 years and 1k posts