• How long untill you're a zombie?
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[url]http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite[/url] [img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_16_minutes.jpg[/img]
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Whatever [img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_13_minutes.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_59_minutes.jpg[/img] :saddowns:
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I think I win. [IMG]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_minutes.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_22_minutes.jpg[/img] Muahah.
Ah who cares, were all screwed anyway. :/
Get bitten by a zombie, amputate hand as fast as possible. Its a win/win if you dont count the pain unless you have pain killers or something. If its quick enough to stop the infection, you live another day. If you become a zombie, your less threatening to those who are still living. :smug:
[QUOTE=Dole;20442024]Get bitten by a zombie, amputate hand as fast as possible. Its a win/win if you dont count the pain unless you have pain killers or something. If its quick enough to stop the infection, you live another day. If you become a zombie, your less threatening to those who are still living. :smug:[/QUOTE] I wouldn't actually call it a win, more like a compromise. You lose your arm, but keep your life (for now).
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I'm immune.
[img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_58_minutes.jpg[/img] Oh well.
True to his name.
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:smug: [img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_59_minutes.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;20442187]:smug: [img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_59_minutes.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Fuck.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20442272]Fuck.[/QUOTE] Dammit!
Long enough to write out a will, I suppose. [img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_18_minutes.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_26_minutes.jpg[/img] I answered truthfully [editline]09:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dole;20442024]Get bitten by a zombie, amputate hand as fast as possible. Its a win/win if you dont count the pain unless you have pain killers or something. If its quick enough to stop the infection, you live another day. If you become a zombie, your less threatening to those who are still living. :smug:[/QUOTE] Hope you have a torniquet
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;20442187]:smug: [img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_59_minutes.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/27874/600107-oh_you_super.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DemonDog;20441831][img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_59_minutes.jpg[/img] :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I god the same as you... :saddowns:
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[IMG]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_10_minutes.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_1_minute.jpg[/IMG] And I will enjoy that one extra minute with all of my heart.
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