Omegle Abra Fights V2 - General

Original Thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=786874[/url] Did not want to get banned for bumping the old thread so you simply use A wild Abra Appeared. Abra uses Scratch/Teleport. Teleport can FAIL to continue the conversation If they use ASL? you go level /M/F/Tall grass Content from first post of the old thread [code]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: FFUUUU Stranger: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TELEPORT YOU DICKWAD Stranger: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD Stranger: I'M GONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER OLD STYLE You: Abra Telep- You: Wait,what's that?! Abra's evolving? Stranger: Oh my... You: Oh wait it was a mistake You: Abra used Teleport Stranger: FUUUU[/code][code]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile] Stranger: A what? You: Wild Abra used teleport You: It failed Stranger: What? You: What? Stranger: What the hell are you talking about You: A wild Abra appeared! Stranger: what? You: YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT You: YOU GOTTA BE THE POKEMON MAZSTER Stranger: what[ You: Wild Abra used teleport. You have disconnected.[/code][code] Stranger: hey asl You: A wild abra appears You: level 15/Male/Tall grass Stranger: Teleport. Stranger: Yeah, I know. Stranger: Later, faggot.[/code][code] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: A wild abra appears! What will you do? Stranger: Punch it in the face. You: Abra takes 27 damage You: its super effective You: abra fainted You: you gained 25 exp.[/code]

[code]Stranger: I'm bicurious male 17 You: A wild abra appeared! Stranger: queer.[/code] Nooo! [editline]08:45PM[/editline] [code]You: A wild abra appeared! Stranger: ohayou Stranger: pokeball Stranger: go You: Wild abra broke free You: Shoot, it was so close too! Stranger: goddamn it ahhhhhhhh You: Wild Abra used teleport! You: It failed... Stranger: ........................./´¯/) ......................,/¯..// ...................../..../ / ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´(..´......,~/'...') .........\.................\/..../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ at abra You: Wild abra cries in the foetul position[/code]

You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: throw masterball Stranger: catch. Stranger: done Stranger: i win You: Success! Stranger: :DD You: Give a nickname to your newly captured Abra? Stranger: yes, i call it "Johnny" You: Johnny was sent to BILLs PC

[code] Stranger: hi You: asl Stranger: sweden 16 f You: sweet. 17/m/pallet town Stranger: pallettown? You: mhm You: in the kanto region Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [editline]07:59PM[/editline] [code] You: 15/f/cerulean Stranger: 15 m cerulean! Stranger: omg! You: AWESOME Stranger: so You: I'VE BEEN WANTING TO MEET A GUY MY AGE Stranger: . Stranger: .. Stranger: ... Stranger: .... Stranger: ..... Stranger: ...... Stranger: ....... Stranger: ....... You: I've been hanging out with this guy who's like, 10 You: from pallet, you know? Stranger: wow You: he's a total nerd Stranger: so.......... You: and this weird 30 year old who wants to rape me :O Stranger: u wanna plow or wat You: wut Stranger: u wanna plow You: no You: wanna trade pokemon? Stranger: i y not You: well the 10 year old an I are kinda close You: and I kinda like him You: but he's a total bitch Stranger: and ur 15 You: and thinks I'm hanging out with him for a bike Stranger: i am sooo happy rite now You: why? Stranger: cause i just shoved a pretzel rod up my ass You: ... You: is this brock?[/code]

[code]You: A wild Abra Appeared. Stranger: and.... Stranger: what did he do? You: Abra uses teleport You: TELEPORT FAILED Stranger: OHHH NOOO Stranger: and thennn..... You: Abra uses scratch You: It's super effective You: Enemy down Stranger: HOW MUCH DAMAGE? You: You gained 40 xp Stranger: WOOOOOO (: Stranger: I want another battle please (: Stranger: infact i challenge you You: User changed to bulbasour Stranger: Hahhaaa.. and...:P You: Bulbasaur uses poison You: poison missed Stranger: NOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

Lol is funny Stranger: lu You: A wild Abra appears You: What would you like to do? You: Attack You: Run You: Item Stranger: PIKACHU Stranger: And you die You: Abra is using teleporting Stranger: No Stranger: NO Stranger: MEWTWO ATTAK You: Abra is semi-teleported You: What attack will you use? You: Teleporting bar 56% Stranger: I'm Sacha Stranger: From BOURGPALETTE You: Heavie's wepon? You: Welcome to my Pokemon Lab You: I'm Professor Appletree Stranger: Ok Stranger: :o Stranger: Nice te meet you You: Oh noes, Professor Appletree is an Abra Stranger: I love Stranger: ORTID You: Abra uses teleporting You: Teleporting is broken, Abra calls to Engie Stranger: No no no You: "Need a teleport here!" Stranger: Ok

[code] You: A wild abra appeared! What will you do? ATTACK- POKEBALL/POTION Stranger: Attack You: What will you use? You: Tackel-Surf-Growl Stranger: Surf You: Abra uses protect You: Stranger uses surf You: Abra protected itself You: WHAT WILL U DO? You: ATTACK- POKEBALL/POTION POKEMON- FLEE Stranger: Attack You: What will you use? Stranger: Growl You: Stranger uses Growl You: Abra's attack has been sharply lowered You: Abra used teleport! It failed You: WHAT WILL U DO? Stranger: Attack - Tackle You: Stranger uses tackle- CRITICAL HIT Abra has 1hp left. You: Wild abra flinched You: ATTACK- POKEBALL/POTION POKEMON- FLEE Stranger: Pokeball You: Tic Tic Tic Wild ABRA broke free It was so close You: Abra uses scratch- Its SUPER EFFECTIVE You: Trainer has 1hp left Stranger: Attack - Tackle You: Trainer uses tackle- It missed You: Abra uses teleport- Wild abra fled Stranger: T-T You: What will Trainer do next? You: Will he actually go get a pokemon instead of being a retard tackling a pokemon that could of killed him? Stranger: Hmm.. tough choice You: Trainer whites out because the game decides for him ... always Stranger: The game cheats.. Growl lowered wild abra's attack You: Pokemon- Charmander-Squirtal-and bulbithing Stranger: Bulbusaur You: Select a pokemon to see their moveset You: Trainer chooses bulbasaur- Are you sure? Stranger: what's the moveset? You: Vine whip-Tackle-Leech seed-free space You: Charmander-Ember-Tackle-Growl You: Squirtal-bubble beam-Tackle- free spaces Stranger: Select Bulbasaur You: Trainer recieved bulbasaur- Would you like to give it a nickname? Stranger: No You: Trainer recieved 5 pokeballs You: Your rival just entered the lab- What was his name again? You: Gary-Dickweed-Paul or enter name Stranger: Dickweed You: Oak-Ah Dickweed- Would you like a pokemon too? You: Dickweed- YEA I WANT THIS LIZARD THING You: Dickweed recieved charmander You: Dickweed challanges you to a battle You: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUN You: Spinny screen You: What will you do ? You: ATTACK- BAG POKEMON- FLEE Stranger: Attack You: What will you do? You: Vine whip-Tackle-Leech seed Stranger: Vine Whip You: Stranger uses vine whip- 2dmg done- its not very effective You: Dickweed uses growl You: Bulbasaurs attack lowed sharply Stranger: Attack Tackle You: Stranger uses tackle- 5dmg done You: Dickweed uses ember- ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE You: Bulbasaur is in critical condition You: Attack or go into your bag for a potion? Stranger: Potion You: Bulbasour has had his health restored 10 pts- 15/25 You: Dickweed uses tackle You: Bulbasour-12/25 You: Charmander-20/25 You: Oak- Remember some attacks drain health over time You: Vine whip-Tackle-Leech seed Stranger: Attack Leech Seed You: Charmander has been leeched You: Charmander uses growl- Bulbasours attack does not go any lower You: Charmander has been leeched 5 hp You: Bulbasour gains 2hp You: 14/25 You: 15/25 Stranger: Attack - Tackle You: Charmander uses ember- its super effective- Bulbasour=4/25 Bulba is critical You: Bulbasour uses tackle You: Critical hit! You: 5/25= Charmander You: Leech seed drains 5hp from charmander You: Charmander fainted You: Stranger has won the battle- Gained 250$ You: Dickweed- No fair! you cheated Dickweed storms off Stranger: xD You: Abra came back and teleported You have disconnected.[/code]

Am I doing it right? [code] You: A wild magikarp appears! Stranger: I choose you charizard!4 You: magikarp uses splash attack! You: it's ineffective! Stranger: charizard use's flame thrower! Stranger: it's super affective! You: magikarp faints! You: charizard gained 55 exp![/code]

Yes but he did it wrong.

[code]You: A wild magikarp appears! Stranger: Hiiiiii Stranger: Lickatung > Magikarp You: magikarp uses splash attack! You: it was ineffective! Stranger: Hey. Stranger: I love you. You: love is not very effective... You: magikarp uses splash attack! You: it was ineffective! Stranger: Lickatung uses Lick attack. Stranger: It was super effective! You: magikarp faints! You: lickatung gained 33 exp![/code]

This is yet another reason why Omegle is awesome

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: abra? You: ABRA! You: What would you like to do? RUN, ATTACK, BAG, BALL. Stranger: BAG. You: What item would you like to choose? Stranger: options? You: 3x Pokeballs You: One thunderstone You: 2 escape ropes You: 999 Masterballs Stranger: pokeballs! You: Really? You: Alright Connection imploded. Lawl. BONUS: You: Ohat Stranger: hello You: HAY You: A challenger appears! Stranger: yes You: Pokemon Trainer Weasel brought out... You: FURRET! Your conversational partner has disconnected.