Computer illiterate people that think they know things. [V.2]

[xZippy]

This thread is back for revenge. No it's not.

Like the previous thread, all you do is post dumb things that people say about computers. You know, the kind of people that [i]think[/i] they now about computers but know shit about them. I'll start with 3 of my own experiences. Again.

Friend, "What browser do you use?"
Me, "Firefox, why?"
Friend, "That browser is horrible man, it gives you infected cookies."

Here's another...
Friend, "No wonder your computer is going slow, you have so much icons on your desktop."

And another...
Friend, "Dude, Mac and Windows are like the same thing..."

I now have 5 dents in my skull due to hardcore facepalming.

[Muffinbuster]

I believe my school has just discovered this little thing called the Internet. Everything--the newsletters, the news on what we're doing in class that day (which we find out either before or in class, so it's very redundant), and what they call "pageflakes," or the teachers' homepages.

It's frustrating for the people who don't have Internet when the teachers say we should go there; then we don't even use it.

[xZippy]

"My integrated graphics runs better than your GeForce 9800GTX+ because it's connected to the motherboard."

[strongreaction]

[QUOTE=xZippy;18054124]

And another...
Friend, "Dude, Mac and Windows are like the same thing..."
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This is basically true, except for the Macs lack of games.

Don't rate me dumb, you know what I mean.

[pollyzoid]

You're late.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=835597[/url]

[xZippy]

[QUOTE=raBBish;18054650]You're late.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=835597[/url][/QUOTE]
Fuck. I hope a mod deletes this thread altogether, instead of just locking it.

Still, the original creator should make the V2 threads. :(