What if you ruled the world?

[ytr191]

What would you do if you ruled the world? Would you have hundreds of wifes? Loads of money and slaves. Or give power to the states and run a federalist government?

Post, Why and how you would rule your world.

[Zolofto]

Go back in time, kill your mother so we won't have this thread.

[Victor Leferve]

Every day would be the first day of spring.

[Johan123]

i would just sit back in my chair and browse facepunch as usual.

[Nukle]

fap

[Sobotnik]

Put on a French accent, wear a Bicorne hat and walk around with my left arm behind my back.

[Wafflemaster]

Kill people with a sculpture of a penis.

[TheStabbyBunny]

Get bitches

[theguy]

Well first id make people earn their freedom back cuz everyone is a fat ugly no-neck slob.
Second I'd kill all the homo's and lesbo's AND kick all of the Mexicans out of my country after that I would cut every Mexican dick off thats in the drug wars in Arizona.

[editline]18th October 2010[/editline]

Oh, and take over Canada :D

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;25489695]Every day would be the first day of spring.[/QUOTE]

Every heart would have a new song to sing.

[theguy]

[QUOTE=Baggerbean;25491119]Every heart would have a new song to sing.[/QUOTE]

Every poem would have a new line to bring.

[Snorlax]

What I want, when I want it.

[TheCumScoundrel]

make Haxxer my chief constable and lead a rag tag team of super police officers throughout the dangerous streets of Belfast fighting crime in every corner

we are THE PETER PATROL

(peter being slang for police officer in Northern Ireland)

[TheRamshankler]

HA! Like I don't already!

[Ehm]

i'd make everyone my bitch

including you

[JohnnyMo]

I would rule humanity as a benevolent dictator and drive us forward toward our destiny of ruling the stars.

[JesterUK]

I'd push humanity forward on my Golden Path and save us all.

[JohnnyMo]

[QUOTE=JesterUK;25492174]I'd push humanity forward on my Golden Path and save as all.[/QUOTE]

fuck u leto I'M the real god-emperor of mankind

you don't even have shiny armor you sandworm cunt

[erie1555]

I'd keep the world generally the same except I would have everything I wanted

[Fatfatfatty]

Leagalize pot, making retarded religious debates and arguments a crime.

[JesterUK]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25492202]fuck u leto I'M the real god-emperor of mankind

you don't even have shiny armor you sandworm cunt[/QUOTE]

At least I don't require a sacrifice of thousands of lives every day :smug:

And my Fish Speakers would tear your Blood Ravens apart

[JohnnyMo]

[QUOTE=JesterUK;25492351]At least I don't require a sacrifice of thousands of lives every day :smug:

And my Fish Speakers would tear your Blood Ravens apart[/QUOTE]

The Sisters of Battle would like a word with your fish speakers

[JesterUK]

Sorry my Fish Speakers are too busy making out with each other.

Please direct your complaints to Moneo. But be nice because he's getting old.

[JohnnyMo]

Lesbianism is heresy sorry gonna have to purge you nothing personal

actually it is personal because Leto cavorts with sandworm xeno filth so yeah take it personal

[Fatfatfatty]

I would start developement of energy weapons, we have too few of them, maybe some hover cars would be awesome as well.

[Ehm]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25492501]Lesbianism is heresy sorry gonna have to purge you nothing personal

actually it is personal because Leto cavorts with sandworm xeno filth so yeah take it personal[/QUOTE]

stop fighting or you will have to spend time with me in the torture chamber

:q:

[JesterUK]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25492501]Lesbianism is heresy sorry gonna have to purge you nothing personal

actually it is personal because Leto cavorts with sandworm xeno filth so yeah take it personal[/QUOTE]

sorry but I'm too busy dealing with humanity's survival

I don't have time for some wannabe god-emperor with his silly gold armor

[eninco]

I'll turn into
[img]http://www.dinostickers.com/images/example/ultrasaurus.jpg[/img]
and take over europe.

[JohnnyMo]

[QUOTE=JesterUK;25492696]sorry but I'm too busy dealing with humanity's survival

I don't have time for some wannabe god-emperor with his silly gold armor[/QUOTE]

Your anime avatar betrays the fact that you are clearly a pawn of Tzeentch come to infect the minds of pious citizens. Better a hundred innocently die than one kneels before a daemon.

[TheKnowItAll]

First I would kill all furries.

Then I would converge all of the ISP's (International Space Program, now that all the countries are under my rule)budget into putting a man on Mars.

Balance Federal deficit.

Improve economy.

Get blowjobs from interns.

?????

Profit.