Share your tips that might help somebody out or just being useful.
For example: While taking a shit, always flush the toilet rightaway You spare 3/4 of the smell.
Always wear a condom. Not just while having sex.
Plant your corn early.
Don't bitch about your problems, no one cares.
Don't trust whitey.
Chugging two small bottles of Powerade helps with headaches.
Foreplay.
Give her the dick.
Make sure that your dick is as far as possible from your zipper, even -nay, especially- if your underpants are an inch thick.
It gets better
wait until you are done peeing to put away your dick
If you keep an ice cream tub in a zip lock bag it will stay as smooth and creamy as when you first opened it.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40807732]Always wear a condom. Not just while having sex.[/QUOTE]
This. So much. Ever have to take a piss in class but don't want to raise your hand or stand up? Solution found. Piss in the condom. It makes your dick look bigger when its filled, it gives you a cushion to sit on, easily emptied and reusable, and in the nearly impossible case you're about to get laid, you're all prepared.
If you put your back window down at least as far as your front one while driving, the wind won't blow in your face and fuck with your hair as much.
Never read or watch Twilight.
If you're sending flowers to a girl, make sure she gets them at a time and place where other people see her receive them like her place of work or study. Girls are competitive.
Find something you can work at until you've perfected everything, even if it takes all life long.
If you're cold in class or at work, shit in your pants to always have a seat warmer that conforms to the contours of your ass
Don't ever go outside
Don't sniff glue, you'll grow a third arm. Trust me, I know.
Don't yell about anime loud enough that other people can hear you.
Ugh.
Never put vodka in your ass.
[QUOTE=sarge997;40808065]Don't trust whitey.[/QUOTE]
Haha thanks! My surname is White and people call me Whitey all the time so this is a bit weird haha
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Oh yeah a top tip (yes it's another penis related one, like half of the tips so far): After you're done wanking, piss straight away. Well not like [I]just[/I] after, I mean when you get to a toilet. You won't get any annoying stains in your underwear, and it won't be itchy either. It flushes out whatever is left.
don't do drugs
Smoke weed everyday.
Use toothpaste to clean off your headlights.
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[QUOTE=ragin cajun;40808969]don't do drugs[/QUOTE]
oh god damn it
Using higher octane fuels does not improve performance or economy, to reduce costs you should only use the octane recommended by your car's manual. Of course never go below that rating. Different octane ratings are meant for different engines, a cheap naturally-aspirated Japanese hatchback will typically have a lower compression ratio than say a modern European sports car. The latter needs a higher octane to prevent detonation due to the greater compression acting on the air-fuel mixture. Similar applies to cars with forced induction (superchargers or turbochargers), they require a high octane as well.
Make redundant back ups of digital data
A poem, that will help more on the internet rather than IRL, but still applies to your real life.
Facebook isn't your journal
Facepunch isn't your blog
/b/ on 4Chan is brain cancer
Porn is a bandwith hog.
Don't wear a fedora. [B]Ever.[/B]
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