Me, I loaded up an airsoft gun and shot myself because I wanted to know how it felt. :v:
Lurked on FP and became addicted :frown:
lit my hand on fire out of boredom
tripped while walking in my house and my ankle got stuck while the door closed, i fell, my ankle was below the step in point
was limping for 2 weeks
Forgot to turn on the car to go.
Was cooking chicken in the oven for dinner. I set the timer for 45 minutes. Forgot to turn the oven itself on.
45 minutes later, I took out the chicken and tried cutting into it. It didn't seem right. I was mad. I didn't eat until 10 that night.
Forgot to bury the body when I was done with it.
[QUOTE=wazzpinator;19116105]Me, I loaded up an airsoft gun and shot myself because I wanted to know how it felt. :v:[/QUOTE]
I put my finger inside of of the gun and then shot because I felt like it.
Cut my finger with a pair of scissors.
Delete everything in my computer.
Cut off my dick.
I tried prostate massaging myself while I masturbated without cleaning out my asshole and without lube. Then, one day later, I used shower soap for my next session...
[QUOTE]Stupidest thing you've ever done[/QUOTE]
your mom
:iceburn:
Dating a girl 3 times in a row because i'm desperate. :frown:
Refer to post count.
Attempting to pick a lock with a toothpick with a friend in grade 6, thus jamming the lock when the toothpick broke.
Jumping down 3 stories.. :>
grew up
Wore a speedo to freshman swim practice.
:saddowns:
Fuck, why did I do that...
During a recently summer camp, my swimming trunk fall off infront of 20 other girls
:smithicide:
I failed at failing :saddowns:
Your mo-.....
Fucking ninja.
shot myself in my hand with a pellet gun
Got a Match and a can of Lysol...Guess what happened next.
[QUOTE=Macho Madness;19119681]shot myself in my hand with a pellet gun[/QUOTE]
Pellet gun...
PELLET FUCKING GUN?
Holy shit. You, sir, deserve a "H4RDC0RE" rating.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;19119635]During a recently summer camp, my swimming trunk fall off infront of 20 other girls
:smithicide:[/QUOTE]
Not like they saw anything.
[QUOTE=WulfTactic09;19119714]Got a Match and a can of Lysol...Guess what happened next.[/QUOTE]
I did that with axe, burned my eyebrows.
Make a puddle of hand sanitizer and burn that, it's such an odd-looking flame.
Made a smoke bomb in my kitchen. A big smoke bomb.
