1000 things a man should never say during sex (V3)
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Again I try, for those who are old enough to remember the original.
1) Oh my god, it's Futurama on the TV!!!
2) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
3) Honey... did you know your're actually my sister?
And go forth....
4) "So, I ran over that squirrel that lives in our garden at the morning."
5)You know you look a lot like your mom.
6) *Cups breasts* Gee, these feel just like your sisters!
7) Wait, you're a girl?
8)Aaw,I was hoping you were a crossdessing man...
Yes,I know I'm kinda late.
9) And here's that condom I said I put on!
10) Remember when I fell asleep last time?
11) I have HIV.
12) Your sister was better.
13) Condom?
.......
The wrong name.
14) 'this reminds me of the time i got a 12 kill streak on COD!'
15) "I'm pregnant"
Her:"Your dick is so hard"
Him:"Which one, babe?"
16) This is worse than blue waffle!
17) Oh fuck, I just remembered the doctor told me I had chlamydia. That explains why my dick has swollen up.
18) This is [i]way[/i] better than my wife
19)Do you have school tomorrow?
20) I have a really weird lump on the back of my scrotum.
I AM BULLETPROOOOOOFFFFF
/caps
21) Haha fooled you... It was a banana
Woman: Your dick is soo small
Man: It's swollen
22: I raped a child
[QUOTE=Lucinice;22709888]5)You know you look a lot like your mom.[/QUOTE]
23) You know, you look a lot like my mom.
23)So you know about, The herpes results right?
24)Oh man, this is just like Counter Strike!
25) Could you possibly go make me a bacon sandwich?!
26)How do you like me haggis laddy?
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