If you're not sure, then don't be afraid to look them up.
In Ohio, getting a fish drunk is illegal.
Here's a bunch of weird ones in France :
You can't legally name your pig Napoleon.
Ashtrays and Garbage bins (specifically in Paris) are considered deadly weapons.
You're legally obligated to have a haystack on your land in case the king shows up on his horse.
You cannot kiss another person if you are standing on a railway.
The government is legally allowed to declare a state of emergency on the entirety of Algeria at any given time.
And my favorite :
Since 1995, it is illegal to organize dwarf-tossing contests in nightclubs.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47421629]
And my favorite :
Since 1995, it is illegal to organize dwarf-tossing contests in nightclubs.[/QUOTE]
I bet the reasoning behind this is a great, great story :v:
It is illegal in Canada to pretend to do witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47421665]I bet the reasoning behind this is a great, great story :v:[/QUOTE]
I can't remember the whole story but it was quite a clusterfuck back when the law was announced. There even was a lawsuit against the state from a Dwarf and his company specialized in events like these. One of the reasons the law was so hard to get through was because people debated whether it was discriminatory against dwarves, in favor of human rights/human decency, or just here to maintain public order.
But yeah, there was a time in 1995 where you could walk into a nightclub, pick up a dwarf by a harness and fling them across the room like a screeching football.
California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
It is illegal to have oral sex in Missouri.
Oh, and in Chico (California), its a $500 dollar [URL="http://www.chico.ca.us/document_library/municode/Title9.pdf#page=43"]fine to detonate a nuclear device within city limits.[/URL] Also the city isn't responsible to compensate you if it has to use your house in the name of nuclear defense.
[QUOTE=famiconfaggot;47421777]It is illegal to have oral sex in Missouri.[/QUOTE]
No, the sodomy laws were nullified in 2003 in Lawrence v. Texas
No airsoft guns allowed.
Pitbulls and any dog with a 1% or greater genetic makeup of pitbull are illegal here, with confiscation and ticketing as the punishment. All because of a string of dog attacks about 10 years ago.
My brother had two of them and they were the coolest and nicest dogs i've ever seen. One would play tug-o-war with our neighbor's daughter and let her win, and the other was a big baby. Had to give them up to the animal shelter when some dickhead reported them, luckily without getting a ticket.
You aren't allowed to drive motorized eskys on a road or pathway. You will get charged for driving an unlicensed vehicle and it will be impounded.
Changing a lightbulb if you're not a licensed electrician is illegal.
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
The only one I can think of off the top of my head is the minimum age for sexual intercourse is 16 here. However doing it in the ass is a minimum of 18 years old.
Reason being both variants were 18, then they lowered plain old sex to 16 and forgot to address the other.
Been like that since forever cause, who wants to be the guy known for advocating 16 year olds having anal sex?
In New Hampshire you can buy fireworks but not light them
[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/08/florida-banned-computers_n_3561701.html]In 2013, my state accidentally banned the use of computers, smart devices, etc in INTERNET cafes...[/url]
Oral sex is illegal
You may not kiss your wifes breasts..
having sex with a porcupine is illegal...
illegal to skateboard without a license
i live in Florida
In Texas it is illegal to milk another person’s cow
Its also illegal to have dildos
You also can't drink beer fast while standing
You're also legally obligated to give someone notice if you intend on committing a crime against them
In the UK you're supposed to have a licence to watch TV
While prostitution is legal in almost all of Nevada, it is illegal in Las Vegas.
In Virginia, it is illegal to hunt animals on Sunday, with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted during a period between 12 and 2 AM.
You may also not conduct business on a Sunday, with the exception of pretty much every industry out there.
It's also illegal for anyone other than another political candidate to bribe someone running for office.
A life sentence used to be 25 years
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Private property has no drinking age if there is an responsible™ adult present.
Fuck I love Australia. Great laws.
Here's a stupid law though:
Homosexual marriage is illegal.
In Georgia, it is illegal to coerce a chicken to cross the road.
In Germany Cars are "private space" just like your flat, room, house.
Technically that makes it legal to drive naked.
it is now illegal to slaughter cows in Mumbai without getting arrested and facing up to 10 years' imprisonment. GG.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47421923]In New Hampshire you can buy fireworks but not light them[/QUOTE]
You can buy fireworks in Pennsylvania, but only if you live outside of the state, regardless if the state you live in has forbidden pedestrian use of fireworks.
If I recall correctly, a couple of years ago in Poland you could lose your driving license for riding a bicycle while drunk.
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.
It's a British law.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statute_forbidding_Bearing_of_Armour[/url]
Here, you're required to have the headlights on when you're driving, 24 hours a day, regardless if it's like bright sunlight out
[QUOTE=gary spivey;47422434]Here, you're required to have the headlights on when you're driving, 24 hours a day, regardless if it's like bright sunlight out[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing this covers people that don't have daytime running lights/LEDs.
Which actually make you a lot more visible as far as I'm concerned while I'm driving.
[QUOTE=gary spivey;47422434]Here, you're required to have the headlights on when you're driving, 24 hours a day, regardless if it's like bright sunlight out[/QUOTE]
Mneh, I wouldn't call this one silly. Makes the cars easier to see and stops idiots from forgetting to turn their light on by noon.
However I'd say the law that allows beastality here is fucking stupid and needs to go.
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