CIVILIAN and MILITARY
So there are plenty of my civilian friends that qualify as a 'military friend'... you know who you are so, don't be offended... Enjoy!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship problems and hope it works out for you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Knows a few things about you.
Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl has, and would never even think about doing that.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Military FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Military FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Military FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wait until a decent hour to call you or merely leave a message.
Military FRIENDS: Will call your ass while still thoroughly drunk, talk to you until everything becomes an incoherent murmur, then call you again so they can leave a message.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you they miss you when you leave.
Military FRIENDS: Will first get shit faced and then serenade you while snapping out of time and then give you "AIDS" nine times in the period of a night.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you about all the harmful side effects of smoking.
Military FRIENDS: Tell you to only quit smoking if the baby Jesus tells you to, as they give you their last Camel Light, and then help you light up.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Military FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Military FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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OP are you in the military to verify this?
OP do you have friends to verify this?
Civillian friends treat you like a stranger apparently
I guess me and my friends are in the military.
Read this somewhere else before.
confirmed for accuracy
The only difference I remember was military kids didn't talk back to any teachers in school. When I went to a public school in the U.S., I was surprised to see all the kids yell and swear at teachers.
Aside from that everything seemed similar.
Im in the RAF, its pretty accurate.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you about all the harmful side effects of smoking.
Military FRIENDS: Tell you to only quit smoking if the baby Jesus tells you to, as they give you their last Camel Light, and then help you light up
apart from that
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