Three Word Story With Only Long Words

[Penis Colada]

Okay, so this is like your regular three word story, but you can only use words with at least 7 letters. Exceptions are articles like "a", "the", "and", etc.

I'll start:

Bartholomew's disturbingly audacious

[gX]

sexually frustrated chicken

[Penis Colada]

[b]goat is less than 7 letters idiot[/b]

systematically dismantled the

[Ricaaado]

carbonara antipasto with

[gX]

-snip-

[Penis Colada]

flavored steamed sausage.

[Brosi]

Antidisestablishmentarianism floccinaucinihilipilification pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis;

[Ithae]

Awesome Rocky Shorty

[Penis Colada]

you guys are all fucking idiots

[Ryzo]

:science:

[Tentacle]

Previous statements notwithstanding,

[Deathbyfire]

a the and

[Chopstick]

I would like

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Roasted Peanut Butter Sandwiches

[Armotekma]

goddammitwhathefuck youguysfuckedthefuckingthread upgofuckyourself

[Killergam]

[QUOTE=Livewire2440;18913181]Roasted Peanut Butter Sandwiches[/QUOTE]

That's 4.....

who raped a

[shipkiller]

rectangular shaped cock

[Chopstick]

inside of my

[Hammertime]

carcinogenous automobile decorated

[Van Gogh]

dad

[British Raptor]

:hurr: :iceburn: :wrongful:

[misterv]

[QUOTE=Delusional;18907172]-snip-[/QUOTE]

that's less than 7 letters

[Rokonader]

bandwagon to gooncamp (yeeeeeeeehaw)

:bandwagon: to :gooncamp:

[Ddrl46]

with some trolls

[Chopstick]

who are currently

[shipkiller]

Eletronicart are shalowenpedentic

[HappyBunny!!]

Extremely fatmoptherfuckingmoronwhothinksheisbadassbutreallyisjustahugefaggot.

[Chopstick]

said mike hunt

[Ddrl46]

while cumming hardcore

[Hammertime]

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