The King of all Earth has decided that you, his 137th nephew from his brother's 90th marriage, are worthy of your own country.
He divides a line across a country owned by Prince Faggio of the West, and gives you a plot of land approximately the size of Ghana, with 200 settlers. You, Prince *Yourname here* of *Your Countryname here*, must name your country.
Beware, however, for Prince Dick H. Edmonton of the Southwest Swinging Bay has his eyes on you.
So, what do you call your country?
tittyland
It depends on where this country is, what climate it has, and what defining landmarks it has, be they natural or manmade.
Sexland
The Hottest Place on the Web
Dacia
Prince Gere of Gerbilland
Janitoria
A winner is you if you get the reference.
You have named your country. Prince Faggio of the West gives you an extra 200 settlers and a cow.
However, Prince Dick H. Edmonton has sent his navy to your bordering waters. What do you do?
I man the cannons with my gerbils and then I attack that bitch Prince and his navy with all my gerbils
[QUOTE=Faggart;22979837]You have named your country. Prince Faggio of the West gives you an extra 200 settlers and a cow.
However, Prince Dick H. Edmonton has sent his navy to your bordering waters. What do you do?[/QUOTE]
Tell him to fuck off
artilleryyyyy
You decide to *your option*. Prince Dick H. Edmonton sends a team of Swingers to your capital.
Prince Faggio sends you a small contingency of Hookers, and you are contacted by Princess Sandy V. Gina, offering you more support if you ally with her.
What do you do?
[QUOTE=Taggart;22979837]You have named your country. Prince Faggio of the West gives you an extra 200 settlers and a cow.
[/QUOTE]
Moo :gonchar:
Facepunchia
Side with Sandy.
Sandy V. Gina sends you extra support in the form of two battalions of chimpanzees and a giant talking Lion, guarded by a massive glowing hand and two small spirits that look like an angel and the devil.
Edmonton is still a problem. What do you do?
Supersa. So that the inhabitant are the SuperSayan :buddy:
^ fag
Nukes. It seems to be the most efficient way to make your opponent shut the fuck up.
You attempt to use nukes. The King of all Earth tells you not to, noting that it will destroy your country.
You have a small army of chimpanzees, a giant lion with a giant glowing hand, a truppe of hookers and a cow at your disposal.
What do you do?
Erpistan
Holy Roman Imperium of German Nation
-Nostalgie
Nastrovia
I'd make it an island, that way I could call it "OIFY" so we could get all of them [b]away.[/b]
Miniskirtland a.k.a scotland
Fourth reich
[QUOTE=Taggart;22981797]You attempt to use nukes. The King of all Earth tells you not to, noting that it will destroy your country.
You have a small army of chimpanzees, a giant lion with a giant glowing hand, a truppe of hookers and a cow at your disposal.
What do you do?[/QUOTE]
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Americo
name my country
Federated Underworld Creationists of Kazackhstan, Yugoslavia, Operations United.
v:v:v
attack using all the women and children, forcing them to drown in the sea, creating a body bridge to attack the ships.
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