Look up your (real) name on Urban Dictionary, post the results. Are they accurate? - General

[img]http://creatability.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/logo-urban-dictionary2.png[/img] Yeah, it's one of those "instructions in the title" threads. You can choose to display your name or not, depending on what you're comfortable with. Make sure to post how accurate the definition is. [QUOTE]Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an ----------, so if you got a friend named ---------- count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world! Males named "-----------" make the worlds greatest boyfriends! They are loving, caring, funny, intelligent, sweet, creative and great kissers. If you manage to find an ------------, hold onto him tight and don't let him get away! The name ---------- (long term for ----) is the perfect name for a gentleman (: He will and always be the most sweetest guy alive. He'll be there for you, and always let you know he's there. He's such a sweetheart, and quite the cutie. Always the romantic type, and can always make you laugh. Alex is amazing, you'll fall for him easily ! [/QUOTE] I'm nice to people, people insist I'm "sweet", I'm funny and intelligent, but in the world of girls I'm totally lost. So this is a soso description. Next!

Otto "An incredibly sweet guy that has a great butt and sweet cookie fingers!!!!!!And is amazing and loves his girlfriend very very much!!!" "Obliterating Tangy Testicle Odor I can smell your Otto from here." "a nice restaurant/night club in istanbul, turkey. Otto is famous for its pizzas."

[quote]Niels someone who has sex his girlfriend and then break up with her. "I had sex with Emma yesterday." "Awesome! you gonna marry her?" "nah..i'm gonna break up with her." "omg, you're such a Niels.[/quote] Nope [quote] Someone while under the influence of marijuana runs away from cops at great speeds. If a cop is spotted 50 yards away from them arresting someone else, they decide to sprint away. [/quote] Still not. [quote] A slang, or "street-name", for the wonderful drug MDMA (Methylendioxymethamfetamin) which is said to contain bits of real panther. When this "drug" is taken, one experiences a euphoric high while simultaneously boosting ones showmac skillz x 100000000![/quote] Nope. [quote]The most horribly smell ever. It looks like a pig pile of shit and it smells horribly.[/quote] :smith:

[quote]An Egan Is a person who is very tall and tans nicely and is handsome. Has been seen with a wondering mind sometimes dozes off unexpectedly. has an incredible imagination. Does impersonations of just about anything.. very observant. Is a good guesser can be a detective one day. moderatly athletic can play any sport well enough. moderately smart can complete any AP class you throw at him. Will cheer you up when your down will keep a positive attitude and makes a great leader. Also an irish name. is irresistable to any woman. great small talker. once was attacked by a great white shark and won. Defeated King Kong on the Empire State building and Godzilla is portrayed because of Him. Dropped the atomic bombs ending world war two also won a champion boxing match with Muhammed Ali also heald the middle heavy wieght championship bealt against Rashad Evans and Rampage Jackson in the UFC beat Micheal jordon in a one on one Basketball Match wouldnt be afraid to show his feminine if he had one ran 10 marathons in a day without any water or food traveled every desert with nothing but the clothes on his back Swam 4 miles without taking a breath wrestled a grizzly bear and won climed to the top of mount Everest, mount St. Helens, and mount Etna he has been to every country but 4 and has gotten to shake 8 presidents hands in the museums he is allowed to touch the art and change them as he so pleases all in all the Egan is a very special breed of people Woman 1: wow that man is gorgeous! Woman 2: yeah, thats because he is Egan[/quote] Whatever you want Urban Dictionary.

:suicide: [QUOTE]To take a long, wet, nasty shit. Always accompanied by lots of loud farts, and in some cases "sharts".[/QUOTE]

[quote]Drake a gluttonous slothy bear. it eats and sleeps more than the average bear.[/quote] Pretty much sums up me

[QUOTE]cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan. I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner. When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool. Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] a really super fantastic guy. not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing, My Alan is amazing Look there's my boyfriend! Omg he's THE Alan? Yes!![/QUOTE] Sounds about right.

[quote]erik The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric. The name implies many meanings: -awesome beyond comparison (adj.) -stunningly handsome and suave (adj.) -able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb) -able to do all things exceedingly well (verb)[/quote] Somebody REALLY has their definitions utterly fucked to hell and back. [quote]An extremely sexy and perfect man. Has gorgeous eyes, an incredible personality. Shy at first, funny as hell once you get to know him. Very caring and wonderously intelligent. Easy to get along with, SEXY body. The best in bed. Turns you on without even trying, has an underlying sex appeal that he's unaware of. Very handsome and mysterious. Loves to cuddle, very loving and knows how to make you feel like the most important person in the whole world with just one look. Very rare species of male. One of a kind. Erik's make perfect boyfriends, could easily be the one you spend the rest of your life with. Living proof of perfection.[/quote] See earlier.

Oh FUCK YES. [QUOTE]The sexiest beast in the whole fucking world. One look makes you orgasm. Boys and girls.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Someone completely fucking AWESOME! and LET![/QUOTE] [QUOTE] Hot guy who falls too fast, and doesn't really know what love is. He's a heart breaker. Usually skater, or weed head.[/QUOTE]

Craig: "The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is funny, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding and above all: a bad ass. He is never afraid to try something new even when he knows it will probably turn out bad. He's on the internet too much. He may come off as a hipster but usually not. Loves music. Hates stupid people (who doesn't). As a friend, he might seem like a gay best friend. He's there for his girl-friends to listen to their problems and help them through it. But he is far from gay. As a boyfriend, you will not find someone more loving. He is honest, caring, sexy and is always there to make her laugh whether she needs it or not. When he says he is in love he means it until the very end of time. Nothing could come between him and his love for her. The girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world and if she has any sense at all, she will not let him go for anything. "Why am I laughing so hard around this kid? He's awesome!" "He's Craig, that's why!" "Wow, that makes a lot of sense now..."" Ok that's a bit weird... "He's on the internet too much. He may come off as a hipster but usually not. Loves music. Hates stupid people (who doesn't). As a friend, he might seem like a gay best friend. He's there for his girl-friends to listen to their problems and help them through it." That is just exactly me. It was also submitted on my birthday.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37590458]Nope Still not. Nope. :smith:[/QUOTE]I laughed and now where did my bagel go? GIVE ME BACK MY BAGEL

[QUOTE] Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches. [/QUOTE] Thats really fucking close... Mostly im just more of a badass and it doesnt mention mental instability (penis size is slightly off)

[quote]Alan cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan. I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner. When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool. Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer[/quote] If only it were true. :(

Rickard A tall boy, usually a hockey player with hair curly enough to tousle. Easy to deal with when well-fed. Has the heart of a tin man and the sense of humour of a rabid dog. Basically, an all-round good man! "He has hair brighter than the sun! What a Rickard!" Well, I don't play hockey nor do I have curly hair. Otherwise it's pretty accurate.

[quote]Jeremy A guy who is smart and has a big penis "Dang, I wish I was like that Jeremy over there."[/quote] Was actually on there. Wish that was true though. Though the last definition is the most accurate: [quote] 1. outright sarcastic but very friendly 2. softhearted 3. compassionate 4. lovable 5. talented in music and arts "Jeremy's humor is sarcastic but you can count on him in helping the poor and the needy."[/quote]

The third definition is: [QUOTE] The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored. [/QUOTE] ahahahaha better

[quote]Matthew 117 up, 16 down Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger... What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew. Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend! Matthew: ... Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks. Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.[/quote] :wink:

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37590640]:wink:[/QUOTE] I've actually never met a Matthew that wasn't a complete badass. Hmmm.

[quote]Ilari A coffee loving, adventurous young man. They are usually very attractive. Ilari's have good taste in music. They love to travel, and are up for any adventure. Ilari's also have an unusually keen sense of humor, and can make anyone feel better anytime.[/quote] yes

[QUOTE] Alvar A little under motivated. A pretentious twat, far beyond sexually frustrated, an eclectic range of knowlege not helping to pick up any ladies any time soon. This only made worse by his love of pickled garlic. Has been known to be able to overpower girls...also likes adding bert onto the ends of words/finding the word bert in the name camembert.[/QUOTE] Nope :v:

[QUOTE=Naaz;37590672]I've actually never met a Matthew that wasn't a complete badass. Hmmm.[/QUOTE] I have *shrug*

A good Andrew is a rare type. He's very popular yet very secluded and has few close friends that he is very open to. He likes everyone and is disliked by almost none and rarely turns down a favor. An Andrew is not always hot but is always attractive, mainly for his quiet coolness and his looks. All girls want him. Andrew's are athletic, cautiosly dangerous, and funny. Those lucky enough to date Andrew will be the happiest girl ever. He's always faithful, kind, amazing in bed (or wherever you want him) because he's a sex god, and is intensely caring. He still owns a part of every girl he's been with. If Andrew is you're friend, he will always be. Andrew is always up for anything and loves to be constantly active. He has his moments of being a dick but apologises and forgives. He gets into crazy situations but gets out without a scratch and stays calm. He's almost always got a plan and is great at on-the-spot thinking. He's very smart but not in a nerd way and is very good at everything he does yet doesn't often admit his talents. He's got great taste in music and dresses differently but its still cool. He's always full throttle until he feels like crashing, then he will sleep where he falls. Andrew doesn't care what people think of him because he and everyone that knows him knows he is immortal and godlike but rarely looks down on others. That's because Andrew is a god and is the most awesome person you can ever have the honour of meeting and is unforgettable.

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[QUOTE]Tyler Tall, and skinny. Has the most pretty eyes. Long, soft brown hair. And a great personality. Can often be found playing video games, or hanging with friends. He's very touchy feely; loves hugs. He knows how to make someone smile. He can be REALLY stubborn. Isn't quite sure what he wants. He always seems to be confused. He's loving, confused, caring, amazing. Awesome. He's Tyler.[/QUOTE] Just posting the first one, since there's 12 pages for it. :v: Actually really accurate. Just my hair is short and black.

[QUOTE] Eric The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]a man with a really big penis[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] A young man of above average intelligence, above average looks, and a large penis that he knows how to use to the fullest of its extent. Eric typically has a following (both secret and overt) of young woman that fall in love with him easily. Eric is the ideal romantic partner, and friend. Typically Eric's are very individualistic and creative and tend to be highly successful (due to the fact they never give up). Eric is the nicest person one could know, but one would never want to cross his bad side[/QUOTE] Spot on

[quote]1. Dalton 769 up, 394 down a sweet boy who will love every girlfriend he ever has, a awesome friend and lover, a verry hot boy, totatly awesome [I]dalton is sooo sexy[/I][/quote] Daaaaaang [editline]8th September 2012[/editline] [quote] You know he's bad news, but that never stops you from longing for his husky voice and his tastefully seductive body. The lust buried deep inside you always somehow manages to come to life like a phoenix being reborn from its ashes. This is what He does to you. But there is another side. Hidden beneath his scarred heart lay memories of terror. Something happened to him. He was never the same. He has a split personality, in a way, half human, half monster. The only thing left in the world that makes him happy lingers before his very eyes and is taken away forever in a single second. He now lives a tortured existence, longing for what he knows he will never have. [/quote]

[quote]Eddie 1725 up, 498 down comes from the word Edward, Eduardo, Edwardo, Edwin. But there are the lucky few who only have the name Eddie. Usually referred to as a guys name. Eddie's are usually very nice, pretty attractive, love sex, love making people laugh, very smart and usually strive for the hardest things in life. They are the perfect guys to date and have an insane amount of friends. [I]Becky: OMG guess who I went on a date with last night!! Sue: Who?!?!? Becky: Eddie!! [/I] Sue: LUCKYYY[/quote] Very, very true.

[QUOTE]Used perticularly in hiphop, may also be describing the P-Town sound, which is "hungry".[/QUOTE] what

[TABLE] [TR] [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"] Raul is a person who will really knock you off your feet. He's very handsome and charming and will argue his way to getting what he wants. You won't really find many Raul's out there. He's very unique and different and he will always makes a girl laugh her heart out. A Raul would be the most perfect person to be your boyfriend, but you would have to put up with the fighting. It's all worth it though. If you ever meet a Raul, you would want him in your life forever.[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE] [TR] [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"] Raul is a great guy. He is adventurous and spontaneous. When you’re having a bad day you go to him because you know that he will make you laugh. There isn’t many Raul’s out there and that’s what makes them special. He has a nice smile; he knocks you off your feet with that smile. That same smile captures a lot of hearts. He’s charming and handsome and he’s the type of guy you would want to be with forever. [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE] [TR] [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"] That one guy who will make you fall in love instantly. He has an amazing smile, and braces. He's so caring, and definitely not a player. He's a great kisser. The type of guy you want to be with forever. Certainly not like most other guys.[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Total hottie! The most amazing person you know! All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him! You know you what to get lost in his gorgeous eyes. He's a natural at soccer. A sweet heart, the only person you will trully be happy with. All true B) It's even my 1500th post, so this is legit.

[quote] an extremely nice guy [/quote] Not even close.