Helping Strangers thread. - General

Post when you were nice to a stranger/ someone you don't know. I always say ''Good day'' or act polite near people who don't look like bogans on the street. Then I came across a really interesting Omegle conversation (hurr durr enough of these) and helped solve someone's problems :3 [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: [Omegle wishes to inform you that you must read the Stranger's voice as the voice of God]' You: HELLO THERE Stranger: oh really? You: YES, MY CHILD Stranger: ok &&what would God like to say to me? You: I AM GOD. Stranger: mhm i got that You: AND I WOULD LIKE TO COMMEND YOU ON YOUR KINDNESS YOU DISPLAY TO YOUR FRIENDS. You: THEY VALUE YOU GREATLY FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. Stranger: wow thanks! You: THE JOYS OF BEING OMNISCIENT. Stranger: right.. andd what does omniscient mean? Stranger: explain it to me You: OMNISCIENT COMES FROM THE LATIN WORD [omnes- all of ] MEANING THAT I KNOW AND SEE EVERYTHING You: REGARDLESS, DO NOT TROUBLE ME WITH QUESTIONS OF THE OMNISCIENT. Stranger: i didnt trouble you with anything! You: BUT TELL ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADRESS. Stranger: you should be doing people favors! Stranger: hmm yess actually You: I TRY MY BEST You: TELL ME, MY DAUGHTER, WHAT TROUBLES YOU. Stranger: haha i have a reallly good online friend Stranger: who justt stopped talking to me Stranger: what do i do!? D: You: DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON IN REAL LIFE? Stranger: no but we havee a reeally good friendshippp and i think its just bc he's depressed You: I SEE. Stranger: but whenever we talkk its sooo fun Stranger: andd i know i dont annoy him You: THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THE MALE JUST WON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING, BECAUSE HE MIGHT FEEL EVERYTIME HE TALKS TO YOU, HE TRIED TO BE FUNNY AND ENJOYABLE. You: HOW LONG HAVE YOU NOT TALKED FOR? Stranger: we're like.. realllyy good friends. we've seriously discussed everything Stranger: you know omgpop/ Stranger: ? You: AH I SEE THE PROBLEM. Stranger: we used to talk all the time on that and he told me that he was going to delete it but leave a message saying goodbye but he never did Stranger: and he never accepted my fb request for unknown reasons Stranger: we have eachothers email You: INDEED, THIS MAKE SENSE. Stranger: what!? You: MOST LIKELY, BEING AN ONLINE FRIEND, THE MAN HAS MOVED ON FROM YOU. You: MOST PEOPLE TAKE REAL LIFE OVER ONLINE PREJUDICE, AND MAKE A DECISION AT SOME POINT ON TIME. You: I HAVE SEEN THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE. Stranger: uhm excuse me? can you say it in normal terms please? Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHAT SEX? You: I AM GOD, AND I AM TIMELESS, MY CHILD. Stranger: no seirously You: GOD DOES NOT JOKE, HAHA. You: THAT WAS IRONY. Stranger: well God would have already known my situation and explained it better to me You: I WILL TRY TO MAKE IT CLEAR. Stranger: hmm i actually have a bigger problem Stranger: that i would like to address You: HE HAS MOVED ONTO BETTER THINGS IN LIFE, AND YOU DIDN'T MEAN AS MUCH TO HIM AS HE DID TO YOU. You: CONTINUE, WITH YOUR NEW PROBLEM, MY CHILD. Stranger: OMG THAT EXPLAINS ALOT Stranger: you could have just said that in the beginning and we wouldve been fine! You: I KNOW. You: BEING GOD IS A TOUGH JOB. Stranger: loool seriously. thaaanks! Stranger: haha anyways Stranger: soooo God, im going to say this bluntly Stranger: im kinda a slut Stranger: i like to think i can control myself but i really can't You: GOD FORGIVES ALL, MY DAUGHTER. Stranger: when ever i hang out with a guyy we always have sex Stranger: its not about forgiveness Stranger: how do i stop it? Stranger: what's my problem? Stranger: why do i feel like i have to have sex with so many gusy Stranger: *guys? You: YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? Stranger: yes Stranger: please Stranger: be blunt Stranger: i love it<3 You: YOU ARE OVERLY SELF-CONSCIOUS, AND FEEL BEING WITH ANY GUY REQUIRES SEX, RATHER THAN LOVE. You: YOU NEED TO BE MORE DOMINANT, AND CONTROLLING. You: OF YOURSELF. Stranger: overly self-conscious? o.O You: INDEED, YOU WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF TOO MUCH AND COMPENSATE THROUGH SEX, IM AFRAID. You: BUT THIS IS EASILY REVERSIBLE. Stranger: im still confused Stranger: lmfao You: IS ENGLISH NOT YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE? Stranger: and how is reversible? lol IT'S MY ONLY LANGUAGE Stranger: IM JUST CONFUSED BC YOUSUCK AT EXPLAINING THINGS You: INSULTS ARE NOT NEEDED, MY CHILD. Stranger: then dont insult me! Stranger: :p You: I APOLOGIZE IF MY TERMS ARE TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND. You: I DO NOT INSULT ANYONE. Stranger: mhmm so how do i reverse it? -__- You: ALL YOU MUST DO, IN SIMPLE TERMS; IS FIND SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE FOR ALL THE SEX. You: LOOK FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. Stranger: noooooooo Stranger: hahaha that would nott work:) You: IT MAY SEEM SO IMPOSSIBLE AT THIS POINT, BUT IN TIME YOU WILL REALIZE THE TRUTH IN MY VOICE. Stranger: haha did i mention i never liked any of those guys? Stranger: i ahvent liked anyonee in likee.. years Stranger: haha You: MAYBE IT'S TIME THEN/ Stranger: lol i cant just force myself! You: I UNDERSTAND YOU DO IT FOR A THRILL AND FOR FUN. Stranger: :p You: YOU MUST TAKE CONTROL OF YOURSELF. You: AND FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. Stranger: maybe you can tell me Stranger: or at least give me a hint1 Stranger: ! Stranger: :D You: YOU WANT SOMEONE SPECIAL, AS STUPID AS THAT MAY SOUND. You: I DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO TAKE MY ADVICE. Stranger: HAHA EVERYONE WANTS SOMEONE SPECIAL! Stranger: ok this time everything did not make as much sense :p You: YOU ARE VERY ELEMENTARY IN YOUR ENGLISH SKILLS, IS WHY. You: NOW, MY ADVICE IS TO SIMPLY NOT HANG OUT WITH THOSE WHOM YOU DO NOT WISH TO HANG OUT WITH, AND HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH. You: DO NOT CARE FOR INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS EITHER, THEY WILL NOT WORK OUT. Stranger: so what kind of guy should i look for in my endeavor to find the special one? You: WITHIN THE NEXT THREE YEARS, YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE WHOM YOU ACTUALLY LOVE. You: I CAN ONLY SHOW YOU THE PATH, NOT WALK YOU THROUGH IT. Stranger: lmfao alright then Stranger: andd i knoww not to have online relationships -__- LOL You: AH MY CHILD, IS IT TOO MUCH TO RECOMMEND YOU ATTEND CHURCH? Stranger: no thankss Stranger: haha You: IN TIME, I HOPE YOU WILL FACE ENLIGHTENMENT. You: NOW TAKE FORTH MY ADVICE AND CHANGE YOURSELF FOR THE BETTER. You: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU SEEK COUNSEL FOR? Stranger: hmmmm Stranger: actually nott haha Stranger: youshould help others ;D You: I TRY. You: THOUGH BEING GOD, IT IS A HARD JOB. You: IF YOU NEED HELP IN THE FUTURE, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. Stranger: where? You: In your prayers Stranger: Thank you heaps!, even if you arent god :p[/code] POST AWAY, GOOD SAMARITANS

That was very good advice. and clever. and humourous. I would have you play god any day :3

I read god's voice as Patrick Stewart's voice

i read everything you said in a screaming voice :colbert:

I hear Christopher Walken's voice for God-speak.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: Oh, hi champ. How is your cancer doing today? Stranger: What the hell is your problem? You: Certainly not AIDS. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It only worked because I guessed she was a girl :v: