Lets generate awful fanfic ideas! - General

[url]http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/[/url] This website takes 2 different franchises, people, websites, and whatever, then it adds a plot device. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Malcolm in the Middle and Shrek. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Indiana Jones and Max Payne. The story should use martial arts as a plot device![/quote] I thought this thing was supposed to generate bad fanfic ideas.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cardcaptor Sakura and John McCain. The story should use car accidents as a plot device! [QUOTE]Crash bam bim! The car flipped down the rugged hill over and over, smashing Sakura and McCain into eachother in the most delightful ways. They both hit their climax as their car hit the bottom of the ravine.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Queen Elizabeth II and Animal Crossing. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device![/QUOTE] Hm, okay then.

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Neon Genesis Evangelion and Guitar Hero. The story should use furries as a plot device![/QUOTE] OH GOD

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Powerpuff Girls and Elite Beat Agents. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device![/quote]

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Godzilla and Dilbert. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device![/quote]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King of the Hill and Assassin's Creed. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device! I would actually write this if I knew anything about Assassin's Creed.

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Snakes on a Plane[/B] and [B]Indiana Jones[/B].[/QUOTE] This works, I guess. [QUOTE]The story should use [B]posting in an internet forum[/B] as a plot device![/QUOTE] Hey.

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kingdom Hearts and Naruto. The story should use murder as a plot device![/QUOTE] Mother of god

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Duke Nukem[/b] and [b]Lizzie McGuire[/b]. The story should use [b]unplanned pregnancies[/b] as a plot device![/quote] 10/10. [editline]30th May 2013[/editline] Someone should try to find some of these. One or two of them are bound to exist.

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shrek and Pokemon. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device![/quote] I could, I just don't wanna

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hardy Boys and Street Sharks. The story should use some sort of meta-commentary about how terrible this idea is as a plot device![/QUOTE] Yeah this is a terrible idea and the story knows it. I kind of want to procrastinate and start writing some of these just because I have nothing to do. Maybe, ill see in an hour or 2.

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sherlock Holmes and A-Team. The story should use some sort of meta-commentary about how terrible this idea is as a plot device![/quote] [b][u]MASSIVELY NSFW... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK[/u][/b] [u]Plot Device Usage is Underlined (Kinda. It was hard :v)[/u] Bosco Baracus bust down the door to 221B Baker Street, his heavy golden medallions announcing his arrival with a raucous jangling. He remembered what Hannibal had told him: [i]Bring him alive.[/i] That was his only instruction. Nothing more, nothing less: he had said nothing about bringing him unharmed back to the building. He heard a muffled whimper upstairs, followed by the dull sound of scampering footsteps on a carpeted floor. "This foo' better not be tryna run..." Baracus thought angrily. He felt an inner heat rising within him at the thought of his target escaping. He would not let Hannibal down again, he had promised himself. He could not take another second on the whipping post, not one more second. Just thinking about the pain inflicted upon his masculine rear with the bull-whip made him cringe, and gave him more incentive to get this mission done successfully. He raced up the stairs with leaps and bounds. Another locked door barred his path, but it couldn't slow him down. He barreled full-force through into the upstairs room, and looked around quickly. What struck him right off the bat was the cleanliness of the room. Everything was spic and span: the bed was made neatly, the closet was full of orderly rows of shirts, even the vanity mirror was spotless. "What man has a vanity mirror?" he wondered aloud. "Not a man," replied a voice from a corner, and as Baracus whipped around to face who said it, it spoke again: "No, no man resides here. I am... beyond man." Baracus' jaw dropped. There, he was, his target, Sherlock Holmes - sans the garments befitting a normal human being, and sans the organs befitting a normal male. His genitals were missing. He was a eunuch. "I suppose you are here to take me... Tsk tsk. A pity. I wish Moriarty hadn't sent someone as cute as you to steal me away. It'll be hard to control myself around you. Why, just look at those powerful ebony muscles, rippling beneath that tight tank top of yours..." But he didn't have time to finish his verbal seduction, because the warrior before him had wrapped both hands around his neck. [b]WHO YOU CALLIN' EBONY, MOTHERFUCKER? WHO YOU CALLIN' EBONY?"[/b] His iron grip was no match for Holmes' frail body, and he went limp. Baracus caught himself just before he was due to strangle Holmes to death. He ungripped his neck, and examined his breathing. It was shallow, but it was there. "Good. I can still complete the mission," Baracus remarked to himself. "But I got a few minutes." He looked down at his handiwork. Bruises were beginning to form around Sherlock's neck, where the powerful hands throttled him to near-death, but he was unconscious. His eyes trailed down, to his perfectly waxed ivory chest. Further down, there was no hair on his navel area. And, of course, no hair in his pubic region. [u]"This is so wrong,"[/u] thought Baracus, "Why am I doing this? This isn't right..." But the more he looked, the more he couldn't look away. He felt his hands wandering with his eyes, exploring Holmes' love handles and tracing a path down to his thighs. He was out of control by this point. His only desire was to reap the punishment inflicted upon his very ass by Hannibal earlier that month onto this innocent pearl-white specimen he had complete ownership of. He turned him over, spread his cheeks, unzipped his zipper, and took a deep breath. He spared no expense. He knew Sherlock could wake up at any time, and therefore he had to move quickly - and move quickly he did. He fit his entire 9" member in balls-deep slowly once, and then proceeded to ram the shit out of his ass - literally, dried flakes of fecal matter were rubbing off on Baracus' shaft. But Baracus did not notice that. He did notice, however, that his sudden offensive into Holmes' rear end had opened several fissures in the walls of his anus, and blood had begun to seep out. He didn't bother to wipe it from his shaft. In fact, he utilized it as lube and kept pushing harder to spurt out more blood. By this time, he was 15 minutes in, and becoming fatigued. He penetrated Sherlock up to the hilt, and took a breather, enjoying the warmth of the shit and blood on his erect cock inside the petite British detective. After two minutes of sitting there, inactive, he resumed his pumping. Not five minutes passed, and he felt the roar of semen about to be unleashed. "Cmon... Cmon... AAAAAAAAUAAAAUGH!" He climaxed with the force of a tidal wave. Semen began to leak out almost immediately, and when he pulled his member out of Sherlock, it was as if the finger was removed from the dyke, and the flood burst forth into a puddle on the floor. By no means was Sherlock an anal virgin. His asshole had been ripped wide open at previous points in his love life, but never as hard and as rough as his unconscious tryst with Baracus was, and never again in his life would he ever be so thoroughly dominated. Ironic, that he would never know he had been taken advantage of, although the seeping semen from his rectal cavern would be a good indicator, when he regained consciousness. Ironic, that the wisest detective in Britain would be such a [b]fool[/b] as to not know what happened. Indeed, Baracus did pity him.

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining A-Team and Captain America. The story should use evil clones as a plot device![/quote] YES!

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining John McCain and Sarah Palin. The story should use an overdose as a plot device![/quote]

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Silent Hill and My Little Pony. The story should use same-sex relationships as a plot device! [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/6/62890/1518277-pyramidhead.png[/IMG]

Kinda Off-Topic. The last time I wrote a fanfic It was too embarrassing that the forum where it got posted had to be closed for a time.

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Star Wars. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device![/quote] Should I deliver?

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teen Titans and The Matrix. The story should use an abandoned amusement park as a plot device![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cowboy Bebop and Chowder. The story should use teen angst as a plot device![/QUOTE] I'll see if I can do it if I can get access to a pc tomorrow. Seems interesting.

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Star Fox. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device![/QUOTE] might do this when i have the time, actually

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and Reddit. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device![/quote] HAHA OH WOW

[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Stargate SG1 and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. The story should use same-sex relationships as a plot device![/quote] Oh god why. [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Columbo and Garfield. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device![/quote] Garfield constantly saying 'WELL AT LEAST IT ISNT MONDAY' [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Deus Ex and Final Fantasy X-2. The story should use religion as a plot device![/quote] I. Never. Asked. for. This.

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Avatar: The Last Airbender[/b] and [b]Walker, Texas Ranger[/b]. The story should use [b]floods[/b] as a plot device![/QUOTE] The Water Nation invades Texas.

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Snoop Dogg[/B] and [B]Evil Dead[/B]. The story should use [B]murder[/B] as a plot device![/QUOTE] Yes.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Barack Obama[/b] and [b]Tom Brady[/b]. The story should use [b]unplanned pregnancies[/b] as a plot device! [img]http://i.imgur.com/bsJdOUp.png[/img] n-no Obama-senpai... we musn't!

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Office Space and Finding Nemo. The story should use building a website as a plot device! [/QUOTE]

A lot of my results are half shit I haven't seen. [QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Something Awful and Gravity Falls. The story should use evil clones as a plot device![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Xmen. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device![/QUOTE] Okay, I might be able to do that one. [QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and Code Lyoko. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device![/QUOTE] Time to get anachronistic. [QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Frankenstein and Chowder. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device![/QUOTE] This should be easy. [QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Guitar Hero and Lord of the Rings. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device![/QUOTE] This will be tough.

[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pokemon and Calvin & Hobbes. The story should use suicide as a plot device![/QUOTE] oh my fuck