• So, who out there ever did go-karting?
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I just did for the first time. Me, my father and my brother decided to go do it, and all I can say, It was awesome. Theres nothing better than speeding thru curves, and scaring kids, losing control of the car and and going to the middle of the lawn, drifting in curves while making the people in charge of the kart circuit WTF at us three driving extremely agressively. So whats your go-karting experiences?
I have done it several times. its fun. what more is there to say.
My Cousin got into one and nearly got himself killed.
I did, for my birthday, they gave me the slowest kart :argh:. Oh and on top of that because my kart was so fucking slow some 9 year old faggot passes by me and gives me the finger. When he came behind me again (he overlapped me) i rammed that bitch.
I didn't think it was fun. :I
downhill 60mph+ I almost died. also, what's with all of these go-kart threads?
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16588489]I did, for my birthday, they gave me the slowest kart :argh:. Oh and on top of that because my kart was so fucking slow some 9 year old faggot passes by me and gives me the finger. When he came behind me again (he overlapped me) i rammed that bitch.[/QUOTE] I hate little kids on go karts
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16588489]I did, for my birthday, they gave me the slowest kart :argh:. Oh and on top of that because my kart was so fucking slow some 9 year old faggot passes by me and gives me the finger. When he came behind me again (he overlapped me) i rammed that bitch.[/QUOTE] I hope you slammed that little bitch really hard.
Ahaha, go-karts on a track. Get a real go-kart. They're fucking awesome. [img]http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50232711/Go_Kart.jpg[/img]
I've done tarmac and off road... both are awesome fun.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16588489]I did, for my birthday, they gave me the slowest kart :argh:. Oh and on top of that because my kart was so fucking slow some 9 year old faggot passes by me and gives me the finger. When he came behind me again (he overlapped me) i rammed that bitch.[/QUOTE] It was probably because you're fat, not because the kart was slow
Me and a friend were go-carting this 4th of July weekend, and with about 10 other people. Me and him were in the front of the group and we are hardcore aggressive when it comes to this shit. He was ahead of me, so I bumped his rear left and he spun out. I then hit him, and caused a 10 car pileup behind me. It was hilarious.
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;16588542]Ahaha, go-karts on a track. Get a real go-kart. They're fucking awesome. [img]http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50232711/Go_Kart.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I've done both and I must say proper racing go-karts beat the offroad ones any day. Sitting with your ass an inch off the ground going into a sweeping left at 50mph can't be beat. But then again, I do love flipping offroad karts.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16588623]Me and a friend were go-carting this 4th of July weekend, and with about 10 other people. Me and him were in the front of the group and we are hardcore aggressive when it comes to this shit. He was ahead of me, so I bumped his rear left and he spun out. I then hit him, and caused a 10 car pileup behind me. It was hilarious.[/QUOTE] dude that would be fucking funny if someone took a picture. you got any?
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;16588587]It was probably because you're fat, not because the kart was slow[/QUOTE] Not to be a dick but this is probably the situation.
I used to own a small custom made(read: poor) gocart when i was little, Now i just drive my lawn mower. It goes 50mph, it's crazy.
There was one moment in particular that made the people in charge of the kart circuit go insane. While chasing my brother he did a curve inside and because of that I needed to do the curve outside. Unfortunatly, I lost control of the kart and went off-road, slamming the kart really hard (and me, lol), then I did a shortcut thru the off-road, which kinda maked the owners WTF.
I've done it a few times, one time on very fast ones and like alot of other people in this thread. Almost died
I've done it before. The lady behind me on the track was trying to get in front of me, so i just kept blocking her by going right in front
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;16588641]dude that would be fucking funny if someone took a picture. you got any?[/QUOTE] Sadly, no. I know, I wish I had pictures too.
I've only Go-Karted twice. It was pretty epic, though it was hugely expensive. I went for the whole day just a couple of weeks ago. Amazing experience.
I used to want to give it a try, but I was already doing flattrack motorcycle racing so we couldn't really afford it.
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;16588542]Ahaha, go-karts on a track. Get a real go-kart. They're fucking awesome. [img]http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50232711/Go_Kart.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I've ridden one of those. It was used in a movie called Rupert Patterson Wants to be a Super Hero. My dad helped write it and was in it, plus he's friends with the director, whose kid was the star. It was cool.
Imagine that we grabbed lots of facepunch members, all the admins, Garry etc and we went go karting. That would be epic.
Went around a curve, friend hit me up onto a minigolf course (Tore up the grass) then our other friend smashed into him which sent him flying into me. We got kicked off for the rest of the summer.
[QUOTE=Destroyertf;16588765]Imagine that we grabbed lots of facepunch members, all the admins, Garry etc and we went go karting. That would be epic.[/QUOTE] Garry and Hezzy would go in that 2 seater, Garry would drive, and Hezzy would smash everyone else with the ban hammer.
[QUOTE=radioactive;16588785]Garry and Hezzy would go in that 2 seater, Garry would drive, and Hezzy would smash everyone else with the ban hammer.[/QUOTE] no, hezzy would be standing in the middle of the track and we run him over
[QUOTE=ArcNova;16588782]Went around a curve, friend hit my up onto a minigolf course (Tore up the grass) then our other friend smashed into him which sent him flying into me. We got kicked off for the rest of the summer.[/QUOTE] Luckily the place I went to was hardcore ghetto, and they didn't give a shit, even though they told us "no bumping". They eventually stopped telling me, my friend, or my sister, because they knew we didn't give a fuck, but we were having the most fun out there.
[QUOTE=radioactive;16588785]Garry and Hezzy would go in that 2 seater, Garry would drive, and Hezzy would smash everyone else with the ban hammer.[/QUOTE] Someone needs to do a photoshop of that.
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;16588796]no, hezzy would be standing in the middle of the track and we run him over[/QUOTE] You do have a point.
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