Shit that you or your friends have done stoned - General

Basically anything that you or your friends have done stoned that seems worthy of mentioning For me it's; - Think that Montenegro is a store - Tipped over the bong, water everywhere, kept laughing and trying to say, "it adds to the experience!" - Friend spilled some milk on another friendo's rug, tried cleaning it up with his shoe - Spilled milk turned into a fake fight over gypsies - Dabbed to the beat of the x-files theme, misheard what a friend said and thought he said I could kill prostitutes with my dabs There's probably more, I was just too high to even remember any of it.

One time, me and [I]the boys[/I] were starting to watch a new Game of Thrones episode on someone's PS4, but the screen kept getting partially blocked by a notification that the controller was dying, so my friend handed it to me to plug it in. As I have the charger cable in one hand and the controller in the other, I begin to get an uncontrollable fit of laughter (which usually happens when I smoke sativa) and I am physically unable to move my hands a few inches to just plug in the controller, which continues on for a good three minutes while the episode is playing. Everyone was pretty couch-locked so all they could do was wait in agony until I finally got the ability to plug in the controller.

[QUOTE=code_gs;52815494]One time, me and [I]the boys[/I] were starting to watch a new Game of Thrones episode on someone's PS4, but the screen kept getting partially blocked by a notification that the controller was dying, so my friend handed it to me to plug it in. As I have the charger cable in one hand and the controller in the other, I begin to get an uncontrollable fit of laughter (which usually happens when I smoke sativa) and I am physically unable to move my hands a few inches to just plug in the controller, which continues on for a good three minutes while the episode is playing. Everyone was pretty couch-locked so all they could do was wait in agony until I finally got the ability to plug in the controller.[/QUOTE] Holy shit. I bet that felt like an eternity, LOL

When I started smoking my friends tricked me to take a gravity bong hit on my friend's balcony Shit hit me like a fucking truck and I started coughing so hard I threw up from the 6th floor down on every single balcony beneath, could hear it splash against the metal parapets and I also hit someone satellite dish Then I started laughing really fucking hard for no reason and couldn't move, so I just stood there holding on to the railing while silently laughing uncontrollably at nothing like a retard for 10 minutes

I smoke pure hash resin from a bong, and I do it alone Usually, I just watch a movie or something, sitting around completely sedated, occasionally I feel like jerking off to a porno movie Never did anything fun worthy of noting, just in line with my pointless and unremarkable life

i live on a ranch, and driving ATVs around this place stoned is magical

go out in the woods and look for big foot

Accidentally set a field on fire during the 4th of July. Weed and roman candles do not go well together, surprisingly enough. /s We called emergency services and let 'em know, said we were driving by and saw it. Luckily it was just an empty lot of dead grass because we had the sense to do it away from any buildings or wilderness and there was a fire station just down the street. Nobody got hurt, nothing of value got destroyed and it was put out real quick. But man, that was still one of the stupidest things I've ever done. Seeing that orange glow was sobering, let me tell you.

I once put a joint in my mouth, but backwards (burning end in my mouth) That sure was fun

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My younger brother(he was about 23 or so and is 29 now) made me sit through a bizarre lecture while he was stoned. Something about how he was going to genetically engineer a race of Cactus People(as in literally half human half cactus) for desert warfare and space exploration. Then his theory about how the Dodo bird went extinct because it was a reverse phoenix. When scared it would burst into flames and cook perfectly in the process rather than turn into ashes. ...........According to him it even somehow produced stuffing and sides.

Friend and I got super stoned and did some LSD, ended up having another friend show up who was super drunk (also mixed with the fact that he is the dumbest man I've ever met) and he had a stranger with him. We went to the strangers apartment (same building) and played Guitar Hero for about ten minutes. Me and my friend felt like scientists observing and alien species for the first time, watching these two drunk weirdo's bumble around. We then later broke away from them, and saw on my neighbor's door a note that said "FUCK YOU ALLEN" which was the name of that stranger we met.

i don't usually do any drugs, but was on Eastern European tour with my band, tried a few hits from Slovakian weed after a gig, it was great fast forward some five minutes, we're driving over the mountains towards the Czech Rep, and i'm [I]super[/I] high at the backseat of our van, bawling my eyes out over our bass player's cheese sticks that i forgot to grab from the backstage before we took off bass player says it's okay and that there weren't many left anyway, and i still keep wailing like an air raid siren for half an hour straight, everyone else in the van is practically in stitches

I was on acid and asked my buddy, with my arms stretched forward outwards, "let me sit on your bike for a second to see how long my arms are!" i try to avoid psychedelics now.

So some friends and I decided it would be a great idea to smoke under a park's gazebo. It was empty, no one was there. Just one of those white wedding looking things. It was me, a few friends-- A, B, and C, And huge steve. He was this giant hulking motherfucker. Heavyset, emo looking dude that just decided to hang with us. He paid and said we could eat at his place and chill, no one's gonna be home. So whatever. Sure. After we all get our fill on smoke (some were heavy stoners so they were still going and I was finished after one hit on the bong), they all decide to bring huge steve over on his FIRST TIME EVER and get him taking like 2 full hits, and it was strong stuff too. Like, they made the smoke dense and made him clear it. We head home, and it's hitting us, and it's all chill. Huge steve is an okay dude. Not the most social but I wouldn't complain having him on my team in a gang fight. He's probably just trying to not die or something. We pull up a movie and start watching it. I'm just staring and the screen eating cheetos or something, completely zoned out but I'm mildly aware of what's going on around me. The stoners decide "hey we still have some left over and I could go for some more hits", so they go to the bathroom, open the window, close the door, turn on the shower (apparantly that helps the smoke make the smell go away???) and start blazin it up. A, B, and C are there, leaving me with huge Steve. He asks me if I want toaster waffles, and I say "nah I'm good" but he's hungry so he starts making some. He then goes on to say "Man. Those guys are going to make my bathroom smell dank. This is my parents house I'm gonna be in so much trouble dude. Fuck man I don't know what to do. You know what, I'm just gonna go to my bedroom, grab my AK, and shoot them all" and I just fucking stopped chewing the chips on the spot. "Wait, what?" I ask huge steve. "Yeah, I have one under my bed. Locked and loaded. Just grab it, and BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM" I've essentially been slapped backed into reality. Holy shit. "Get my bazooka too and BLOW THEM ALL UP" damn dude. Chill. "AND RUN THEM OVER WITH MY CAR" All right, that's enough bro. I'm out. I tell him to chill because they will clean up whatever mess they make, no worries. He starts whining and shit and they come out and heard everything. He wasn't exactly being quiet. Friend A: Yo, it was fun bro, but I uhhh I gotta go do some chores Friend B: Hey C, don't we got a... that thing? Friend C: Oh shit, yeahhh THAT fuck man sorry bro we gotta go. Me: Oh crud, that group project? I'm supposed to be helping you guys with that. Friend C: Oh for sure dude yeah hurry up bro we gotta get that turned in soon. At this point he's like "wait nah don't go man I just made us toaster waffles" and he pulls them out of the fucking microwave. We at that point left and basically ran like bats out of hell.

smoked an entire cigarette, backwards. didn't notice.

Friend gave me a bong full of Kief and I was blasted for like five hours afterwards. At one point I suddenly realized that your peripheral vision has a slight curvature so I put a coffee mug on either side of my peripheral vision and kept looking up and down so I could see the mugs curve in my peripheral vision. I did this for like thirty minutes.

At one time i hosted a house party for like 10+ people and some guys brought some weed But they didn't bring cigarette papers or anything we could use to smoke it with and i didn't have any on hand. Now this was in Hungary where you can only buy this sort of thing in a special tobacoo shop, and it was around 10pm in a suburbs where everything closes at around 7-8ish. Someone had the idea of making a makeshift pipe out of tinfoil to smoke it with, which they eventually did. By the end my friend was so high and drunk that he was sitting in a chair asking for the pipe and more weed and had no idea where he was. So we gave him that pipe with nothing in it, and kept fake lighting it for him and telling him that it's lit and he can smoke. He kept doing that and even "pretending"?? that he was smoking nothing? I had no idea but it was hilarious. But then again i remember when we gave him a bottle of vodka to drink and he forgot to take the cap off and started "drinking" it, wiping his mouth at the end and saying that it was nice and go on like everything was normal afterwards.

I crave fruit juice and lemonade so bad. A few times I have gone to the 24/7 shop a good half hour trip and back again for it. I want some now but I'm broke

[QUOTE=OmTheory;52833413]smoked an entire cigarette, backwards. didn't notice.[/QUOTE] How the fuck do you smoke a cigarette backwards?? You mean you burnt and inhaled the filter tip or what?

[QUOTE=Adarrek;52834853]Tin foil pipe.[/QUOTE] For future reference that's a really bad idea if the bowl was also tinfoil. That shit will literally destroy your lungs.

One time me and some friends decided to go tripping at a national park. When we got there, we climbed a 30 foot cliff into the woods to get some alone time. We probably went like ten minutes in before plopping down and smoking a joint. Right after we finished the joint the tabs started kicking in. Also, these weren't acid tabs, they are RC's (NEVER take them). The first thing I saw was a bunch of bugs crawling around a plant and before I knew it, fucking saw bugs crawling all over the place. One of my friends immediately jumps up and goes, "WOAH, WE NEED TO GO, NOW!" so we all get up and start heading out of the woods, but I'm trailing a little behind. I felt like I was in the one scene in The Hobbit where they are trying to get through the haunted woods. It felt like a half our journey. When I got to the end, I was greeted with a beautiful horizon. Then my friends started climbing down, but I couldn't really grasp the concept, and sort of..."slid" down. My right leg was kind of fucked up for a couple days after that and at least 10 people passed by watching me act like an idiot while I was trying to get down as my friends just watched me. There is more to the story, but I don't really feel like going through it all right now. Maybe I'll explain the whole story in the Drugs Discussion board at some point. Was not my finest hour by a long shot. We walked through the middle of a pond and had park rangers following us but we didn't have anything on us so they couldn't stop us. We walked around for probably another half hour, got stuck in a thunderstorm, found the car, and stayed inside until we were good enough to drive. Goooood tiiiiimes.

Three experiences stand out, all of them involving media and film. Here they are: 1. Me and several friends nearly had a breakdown during a nature documentary, watching a mama frog create a trench from one puddle to the other to save her young. Dozens of dead tadpoles man. 2. Getting slightly too high before Mad Max: Fury Road and having a nearly transcendent experience while watching it. 3. Smoking a bowl packed to the brim with kief and topped with a small dab of hash oil before Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. I remember getting to the scenes of Harry and Hagrid shopping before everything kind of becomes a blur.

My dad was talking about some netflix series, I had just taken a dab and when he was talking about the people in it, I stopped him and then went 'oh yeah, that's about that guy.. El Manno right?' I think I tried to say El Chapo

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Weed is illegal :( stay in preschool like me

Once I got so high I was able to see a few images on bathroom tiles.

I have a bad habit of passing cigarettes when a circle begins and I happen to be smoking. Also, me and my 2 friends when we first started smoking were playing half life 2 (we were modding it at the time), one of the friends mum came home from work and walked into the kitchen. In panic, we paused the game when we heard her, so all she seen were 3 boys staring intently in silence at the half life 2 pause screen, it was an awkward 15 seconds which finally concluded with "How much did you smoke?!" His family is very 420 friendly, in fact I think we got the weed from his dad's drawer.

I smoke a shitload of weed and the only thing I do is lounge around on the couch and play video games with my wife.

[QUOTE=Protocol7;52845328]I smoke a shitload of weed and the only thing I do is lounge around on the couch and play video games with my wife.[/QUOTE] Same, except the wife is body pillow.