Why did the fisherman lose the election?
Because he didn't have debate. :v:
Bill O'Reilly is a bloody genius!
I win.
Which movie director is made of copper?
Stanley Cupric.
Newt Gingrich
I used to make arrow in the knee jokes like you, then I took an arrow in the throat.
I am the master debater.
There's a kid in my baseball team who is pale and had red hair, named Jeremy. We were making up red head jokes and I came up with a parody of the 'white and black and red all over' joke.
What's white and red all over? Jeremy after puberty :v:
How do you know a trains been around? It left it's tracks behind.
to get to the other side
What do you call a dog that lives on a tropical island?
A hot dog.
What did the neutral drummer say to the acidic guitarist?
"We need more base"
HAHA, get it, because base, acid....
D:
This one time at bland camp, I made a really tasteless meal.
Your sex life.
Why did hitler have scurvy?
Because he hated juice (play-on word for jews)
Why do Jews smell so bad?
[sp]Because they're afraid to shower.[/sp]
How many jews does it take to screw a lightbulb.
[sp]1 you racist bastard[/sp]
Yusuf Khan - Starting more fires then Australian weather.
[sp]if you watch EastEnders you'll get it[/sp]
[QUOTE=Fuckusername;33911863]How many jews does it take to screw a lightbulb.
[sp]1 you racist bastard[/sp][/QUOTE]
That reminds me of a joke I made up.
What do you call a black airplane pilot?
[sp]A pilot.[/sp]
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why are jews noeses so big
[sp]air is free[/sp]
I feel horrible.
Politicians.
Rick Perry.
how many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none they cant reach that high. :v:
[QUOTE=kafurie;33914828]how many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none they cant reach that high. :v:[/QUOTE]
It takes 0 trumpet players to screw in a light bulb? Shiit son, self-screwing light bulbs.
i didn't make this up, a friend of mine apparently did
Whenever i meet a girl i always shake with my left hand, I don't want her to meet her competition right away.
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;33914925]i didn't make this up, a friend of mine apparently did
Whenever i meet a girl i always shake with my left hand, I don't want her to meet her competition right away.[/QUOTE]
there's no competition there,
right always wins
[QUOTE=Roof;33915182]there's no competition there,
right always wins[/QUOTE]
That's right.
I was looking at cows this morning and I thought to myself "Jesus, they must be Friesian!"
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;33906420]How can you tell Will Smith commits crimes?
He leaves fresh prints[/QUOTE]
and he's black
Yo mama's so stupid, she decided to have you (I made it up when I was in 4th grade)
What do you call a washing machine with teeth?
A [i][b]VICIOUS CYCLE[/b][/i]
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