What kind of jokes can't you take?

[NorthernGate]

Most people here are fine with just about every kind of joke, be it about rape, suicide, people murder, house murder, murder murder, or just plain nigger jokes; but some people have certain subjects that they will not touch and get pissed off just hearing, what's yours?

Mine is jokes about Soldiers sucking. No disrespecting a soldier who's done good work, or the soldiers as a whole. Just plain wrong.

[Machete]

Jokes about being welsh.

[Dopy]

Fart/shit/piss jokes.

[Trumath]

I can take any joke.

[The Combine]

Unfunny ones.
:hurr:

[Hypno]

Jokes about me being Canadian can really piss me off sometimes.

[NorthernGate]

[QUOTE][/QUOTE][QUOTE=hypno;19516549]Jokes about me being Canadian can really piss me off sometimes.[/QUOTE]

what're you on about, eh?

hows the milk bag bro

[MrHeadHopper]

Meh,im koo with all them jokes.

[Kabuto]

Jokes about bears

[AlphaWeeaboo]

well im fine with most but usually i find SOME gay and suicide jokes to be ones i dislike.

[declan]

Ones about retards/mentally challanged. My brother autistic and I hate it.

[NorthernGate]

[QUOTE=Kabuto;19516959]Jokes about bears[/QUOTE]

> realize facepunch is a bear
> tranquilize facepunch and visit it at the natural reserve

[suttles]

Fat jokes...

I only weigh 120 and people who weigh 180 are calling me fat.
:colbert:

[mars7a]

Really badly said yo momma jokes.

Other than that, I can take racist, sexist, homophobic, and jokes about drugs and other srs topics.

[Mr. Someguy]

Anti-American jokes. I'm sick of them.

[Boobookittyfuck]

[QUOTE=declan;19517422]Ones about retards/mentally challanged. My brother autistic and I hate it.[/QUOTE]

You're related to Bulmer?

[Negrul1]

Sexist ones, either way.

[mars7a]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;19517478]Anti-American jokes. I'm sick of them.[/QUOTE]

Kind of this.
I just counter the arrogant Anti-American jokes with arrogant "You're a terrorist and you've come to bomb us" jokes.

[Flame NeoG]

Racist jokes, because ever since my friends discovered them, every single fucking time we come into contact with a black person, stupid remarks will ensue.

[Umi-hebi]

Jokes that are really hard to get

[Kaz]

Mexican jokes

[Boobookittyfuck]

[QUOTE=Flame NeoG;19517516]Racist jokes, because ever since my friends discovered them, every single fucking time we come into comment with a black person, [b]stupid remarks will ensue.[/b][/QUOTE]

That's cause of the blacks.

[Pretiacruento]

I'm cool with most jokes actually...

Probably southamerican jokes, to a certain point, but even that gets old quickly.

Now, a joke I couldn't really take is a japanese joke... for instance:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7p3VXZ7N0Q[/media]

I'd be [b]FUCKING PISSED[/b] if somebody does that to me >:(

[tommo400]

None really bother me if they're done well. An incredibly stupid, poor excuse for a 'joke' irritates me.

[TailsPrower]

Abortion/Dead baby jokes.

There is nothing funny about a knocked up bitch who doesn't want their child, and most certainly nothing funny about miscarriages.

[xXDictatorXx]

If I said there was a kind of joke I couldn't take then everyone would repeatedly tell me them to piss me off, therefore anything I find offensive I treat exactly the same as something I simply find retarded.

[Pink Spy]

When people just start blasting anything.
Like when someones like "Yeah this ugly ass nigger rode up on this fag and then some goddamn fat-ass Mexicans drove up and shit and starting eating tacos and illegally immigrating to America and stealing our jobs etc."

I mean, a joke? Fine. A flat-out insult? Not funny really

[Ice]

Jokes insulting [I]The Legend of Zelda[/I] series and jokes about my family. For some reason I become enraged whenever I hear jokes about either. Jokes about my family I can understand why I hate them, but [I]The Legend of Zelda[/I]?

[varj]

Jokes which also fall under the "Straight insult" category.

[DDex]

bathroom humor/retard/quoting shit from unfunny movies like step brothers.