If you caught any disease, what would it be and why. - General

What disease would you like to catch and why? I'd catch rabies, so I have a good excuse for shitting on my neighbours lawn.

perfect health.

Synesthesia, so I can see sounds, taste the things I touch or smell the things I listen to.(or any other kind of combination of the senses)

Partially Deceased Syndrome Because it would be pretty cool

Why would you want to get sick?

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;40296645]Why would you want to get sick?[/QUOTE] Sick leave Medication high ??

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;40296659]Sick leave Medication high ??[/QUOTE] With the trade off of feeling like utter shit? No thanks

I already have a disease, does that count?

[QUOTE=bIgFaTwOrM12;40296610]Synesthesia, so I can see sounds, taste the things I touch or smell the things I listen to.(or any other kind of combination of the senses)[/QUOTE] There are a lot of downsides to it. If you get a fever or a really bad headache then it throws it off and then inconsistency makes you feel bad mentally. Or you might really like a certain artist but if you listen to them long enough it starts to make you feel sick.

The common flu as it wouldn't kill me or harm me. Also, rabies would kill you.

The boogie fever, to boogie down.

[QUOTE=!LORD M!;40297472]The boogie fever, to boogie down.[/QUOTE] Alternatively, Disco Fever.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;40296935]I already have a disease, does that count?[/QUOTE] me too i'd quite rather have some kind of leukemia that never goes away instead of what i have now. like constantly in and out of remission.

An OCD that makes me do all my work before I relax.

saturday night fever

i plan on catching death sometime

Herpes. I hear about 15% of people won't get it in their lifetime. And it's just a common physical illness; you could have much worse than a sore in an inconvenient place.

Jumping Frenchmen of Maine disorder [B][url]http://io9.com/5893214/the-jumping-frenchmen-of-maine-is-historys-most-startling-mental-disorder[/url][/B]

Heart disease followed by a heart attack because I'm a hyper fat guy! :v:

Boneitis, So I can freeze myself for a couple millennia and be a rich businessman.

I have Hepatitis C actually. :D So ya!

[QUOTE=madman770;40298333]Boneitis, So I can freeze myself for a couple millennia and be a rich businessman.[/QUOTE] He died a horrible death.

Dying a horrible death? I don't know, I'm a fan of the lesser strains. Socialism?

Hyperthyroidism. Because everyone else in my family has Hypothyroidism.

Already got Crohn's. Aside from that one time I had a bunch of tubes in a hole in my stomach it isn't that bad. I really miss vegetables & fruit though.

probably a cold

[QUOTE=spazthemax;40300423]Already got Crohn's. Aside from that one time I had a bunch of tubes in a hole in my stomach it isn't that bad. I really miss vegetables & fruit though.[/QUOTE]I have Chrohn's aswell. I feel ya :buddy: [editline]16th April 2013[/editline] I really thought no one else would have that on FP. I was wrong.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;40300787]I really thought no one else would have that on FP. I was wrong.[/QUOTE] Are you shitting me? I read on a about Chrohn's website that 1 in 10,000 have it.

Diabetes. 'cause I'm unhealthy.

Sexlexia.