• Machete-wielding man steals tacos
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[release]ELGIN, Ill. - Police in Elgin say they are hunting for a machete-wielding man who apparently has quite a taste for tacos. Elgin Deputy Police Chief Jeff Swoboda says a local resident was walking back to his vehicle Sunday night after buying 16 tacos for $41 when a man wearing a black ski mask and a hooded sweat shirt ran up to him. Swoboda says the masked man waved a machete and took the tacos, but nothing else. He then drove off in an older-model light green car The victim was not injured. [/release] [url=http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-il-tacorobbery,0,2611194.story]Source[/url] Anyone else think of [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y[/media]
I'm so mesmerized by that trailer right now
Holy fuck I want to see that movie now.
That is hilarious.
That movie has everything I want in a game. Guns, sex, and a crapload of gory violence.
Haha brilliant.
And movie takes over thread :v:
Just because the guy's stealing tacos doesn't mean he has to be Mexican.
I forgot about Machete. Now I remember. Thanks OP.
[QUOTE=Symmetry;18446982]Just because the guy's stealing tacos doesn't mean he has to be Mexican.[/QUOTE] Yes it does.
He took the tacos and nothing else
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18447030]He took the tacos and nothing else[/QUOTE] "He took.. my heart."
Damn, that makes me want my own :taco:
He bought 16 tacos? That's... a lot of tacos. He should have went to the store and made them make him tacos. :v:
the title sounds like a bad madlib
He would have saved like $25 if he bought $.99 tacos.
[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/thumb/f/f3/CoachWeaponsRender.jpg/250px-CoachWeaponsRender.jpg[/img] ..If I find a taco tank im gonna be a one man Mexican treat apocalypse.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18447621][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/thumb/f/f3/CoachWeaponsRender.jpg/250px-CoachWeaponsRender.jpg[/img] ..If I find a taco tank im gonna be a one man Mexican treat apocalypse.[/QUOTE] It's also funny because they said Left 4 Dead in that trailer.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18447596]He would have saved like $25 if he bought $.99 tacos.[/QUOTE] Welcome to the town where i live, everyone is a dumbfuck.
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;18446616]Anyone else think of [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y[/media][/QUOTE] That was the very first thing I thought of when I saw the title.
What an awesome badass.
Hot damn, that's awesome
I actually thought of the billboard in Dead Center in L4D2, where it says "TACO BUCKET - 10 Tacos for a Buck!"
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;18446616]Anyone else think of [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y[/media][/QUOTE] That's a fake movie trailer for the Grindhouse films using the same actors. After the trailer had good reception, they decided to make it a real movie, but the project never got picked up.
MAN STEALING TACOS SEEN ON SET OF TACO BELL COMMERCIAL LAST SEEN WITH A BLACK TACO [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuEdFsq1y5w[/media] WARNING: this man is dangerous.
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;18448556]That's a fake movie trailer for the Grindhouse films using the same actors. After the trailer had good reception, they decided to make it a real movie, but the project never got picked up.[/QUOTE] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_%28film%29]Wikipedia[/url] says otherwise.
[img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9569/jasonvoorhees.jpg[/img]
Maybe the tacos, maybe they were made of chocolate.
The poor guy bought 16 taco's...and had them taken away. :tinfoil:
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