Family Guy Online - Polidicks

[url]http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/06/16/fox-unveils-family-guy-online-really/[/url] [img]http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2011/06/familyguy.jpg[/img] [quote]This week's edition of I-can't-believe-they're-making-that-into-an-MMO comes courtesy of Fox and the Family Guy. Yes, Family Guy. The MMO. We're not kidding. Details are pretty scarce at this point, so the wisecracks we're dying to make about history's worst IP-to-game translations will have to wait until gameplay footage, screenshots, or trailers are available. As it stands, Family Guy Online was announced via its official website, and Fox has also set up a Facebook presence as well as the usual social media suspects. Interested parties can register on the official site, and while said registration doesn't guarantee you a beta slot, the site does say that registration will put you "among the first in line for the closed beta." Stay tuned to Massively for further Family Guy MMO news as it happens![/quote] :downsgun:

oh dear god..

what even how

Press Q for unfunny quote

Upon reading this I sneezed blood onto the screen.

Sad thing is, some people will buy it.

The few things that make me want to go on a murderous spree...

I'll buy it.

Lulzsec, hold off the hacks until this is released. Then open up the credit card information to the public. We'll love you

Well, see you all in hell. I'm going to go hang myself.

[quote][23:54]StewieRulez98: guyz how do u get more ipecac?? i need to puke to finish this mission so i can get a stewie gun!!!![/quote] how I imagine the game's dialogue is going to be.

What? How could this possibly work as a game? [editline]11:12pm[/editline] Like, stuff like Simpsons Hit and Run was cool and all but an MMO from a cartoon?

lol bad

Can't wait. Game of the year for sure

:wtc: Going to be bad.

Not as bad as that time I made a cake with paul mcartney

I signed up for the beta v:v:v

I expected this to be about a way to watch family guy online While that would be bad, this is FAR worse. At least we know it will fail horribly

[QUOTE=Wootman;30504322]I signed up for the beta v:v:v[/QUOTE] Likewise...

[QUOTE=Mr_Minion;30504121]What? How could this possibly work as a game? [editline]11:12pm[/editline] Like, stuff like Simpsons Hit and Run was cool and all but an MMO from a cartoon?[/QUOTE] Was fun when I was a kid, don't know about now... This can't work.

Remember that time when I made a family guy joke with a famous star?

[QUOTE=icemaz;30503985]Press Q for unfunny quote[/QUOTE] Press F for an unfunny reference. Seriously, 80% of the show is someone making some dumb reference like. "thats like one time when I forgot how to sit down".

[QUOTE=Arvuti;30504740]Press F for an unfunny reference. Seriously, 80% of the show is someone making some dumb reference like. "thats like one time when I forgot how to sit down".[/QUOTE] Family Guy's jokes are almost as bad as the time I learned how to do the salsa with Betty White.

You uh... What? What the hell would it actually be about?

Isn't this like pissing in a sea of piss?

Suddenly, they say it is pay to play.

[QUOTE=Firespray;30504866]Suddenly, they say it is pay to play.[/QUOTE] And probably give no 7 day trial.

[QUOTE=Mr_Minion;30504121]What? How could this possibly work as a game? [editline]11:12pm[/editline] Like, stuff like Simpsons Hit and Run was cool and all but an MMO from a cartoon?[/QUOTE] Simpsons hit and run worked because they ripped off crazy taxi, even got sued for it.

Oh man, I can't wait for the American Dad expansion and Cleveland Show expansion! They're gonna add amazing new classes! Like, you know how everyone loves that "Fat Husband" class? Well the American Dad expansion adds the all new [i]Muscular Husband[/i] class! And the Cleveland Show expansion adds the all new [i]Black Husband[/i] class! Oh man, I can't wait to see what new experiences we'll have with those! They're adding new classes that are [b]minimally[/b] similar to the other ones, too! Like, instead of "Ugly Daughter", you can now play as "Hippie Daughter"! I can't wait to see their vastly different playstyles! Oh, and have you seen the new zones? I love the city Quahog, but now they're adding Langley Falls and Stoolbend! Disregard the images floating around showing that they have what look like the exact same layout and exact same buildings, just reskinned: each new city is a brand new experience!

Press F for a fart sound Press R for the retarded reference Press [insert letter here or keyboard key] for [insert some action] cant wait till they make it for The Simpsons.... wait, both are going to be BORING! If they made it an FPS game, I'll laugh ecause there are already Family Guy mods for games such as CS, etc. If they made it an RPG, I'll laugh and start playing MapleStory (for the millionth time) If they made it an racing game, I'll laugh because the car physics will indefinietly suck If they actually make it, no one will really bu/play it.