• My friend decided he wants to be a rapper
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He always thinks of himself as some amazing artistic talent. He's like a brick wall when it comes to criticism. Whenever someone insults his lyrics he always says something like, "Well it's because you can never take me seriously." or, "Well this guy liked it!" Keep in mind that the guy he's talking about is the school's nice guy that can't make fun of anyone to their face. He has absolutely no sense of quality control. He shows everyone the lyrics he wrote no matter how bad they are and he usually writes around 3 a night. His lyrics have absolutely nothing to do with his life, they're based on the life he wishes he had. He is the most awkward kid around girls and he probably drank around 3 times in his life, yet his lyrics display him as a party boy and a womanizer. He also posted most of his songs on youtube, even while everyone was criticizing the song. At least I know he has some form of self-control because he hasn't published the Facebook fan page he made. But, no only can he not write lyrics for shit, he can't create any sort of good beat for his music. He usually rips them from other songs. The one beat he made himself is like getting a cheese grater pressed up against your ears. And his way of recording his voice is probably the most roundabout and dumbest way to possibly do it. He records himself singing on his iPhone, then he takes the iPhone and puts it up against his computer's microphone and records like that. I swear, he's probably clinically retarded. His "music": [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/YungstylesMusic3204[/url] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD3gx3GNJPc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXGs5jJMmy0[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSa9nQZNGhA[/media]
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Wow, that's the first time I ever heard autotune that bad
He's trying to mix smooth jazz and rap?
thought this was the crap from greaterbeing
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;21039966]Wow, that's the first time I ever heard autotune that bad[/QUOTE] Well he is using T-Pain's autotune app to do it.
[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;21039996]Well he is using T-Pain's autotune app to do it.[/QUOTE] dude he isn't very good at all :eng99:
I'm so sorry. [i]"I walk through the mall, feeling so tall--"[/i]??
Oh god, its the new soulja boy.
hes pretty good you should support him, i mean he's your friend after all.
[QUOTE=gaston;21040036]dude he isn't very good at all :eng99:[/QUOTE] You mean T-Pain or my friend? Because either way would be right.
I read this as "my friend wants to be a rapist"
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;21039968]He's trying to mix smooth jazz and rap?[/QUOTE] It's not smooth jazz, its a T.I. beat [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEkSCGRAXdE[/media]
its worse than i thought
[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;21040060]You mean T-Pain or my friend? Because either way would be right.[/QUOTE] both :ssh:
Rap is only 1 letter away from crap.
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this is really bad
He said he makes that green. Noone likes his rap though.
[QUOTE=TehSpah;21040243]He said he makes that green. Noone likes his rap though.[/QUOTE] he doesnt make shit lol
Tell him to pick up a guitar, and quit this because he sucks at rapping.
[QUOTE=Siminov;21040337]Tell him to pick up a guitar, and quit this because he sucks at rapping.[/QUOTE] I have tried to teach him to play guitar and, I shit you not, the first tried to hold it like a cello (he doesn't even play any instruments, let alone a cello)
let him try and watch his very dreams crumble beneath him
Also to the person trying to be a dick and posting this topic on the youtube comments, I pretty much tell him that in real life anyway.
Idea for the worst ear rape ever: Listen to all of his songs. [i]At once.[/i] EDIT: OH GOD I JUST OPENED THE PORTAL TO HELL :byodood:
[QUOTE=thepain;21040067]I read this as "my friend wants to be a rapist"[/QUOTE] ear rapist maybe
Beat him up.
Listened to 30 seconds of his own one, then burst out laughing.
This is awful. Classical Music :D At least [i]we[/i] orchestra dorks have some instrumental knowledge.
your friend needs to have his vocal cords ripped out
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