Man’s girlfriend and ex-partner jump into river to see who he’ll rescue
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[QUOTE]A CONFUSED boyfriend was faced with a tricky choice after both his ex and current girlfriend threw themselves into a river to see who he would rescue.
Wu Hsia, 21, had broken up with long-term girlfriend Jun Tang, 20, after meeting new love Rong Tsao, 22, in Ningbo city in east China’s Zhejiang province.
But over the following three months, jilted Jun kept hassling him to get back with her and pressuring Rong to leave him.
Eventually, Wu decided to arrange a meeting between the three of them at a nearby park next to a river.
“I was sick of being nagged from both sides,” he said.
“Rong was moaning about Jun and Jun was moaning about her and it all go too much.
“I became confused about who I wanted so I thought it would be best if we all met and talked about it.”
But when they got to the river, the situation went from bad to worse.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]“I was put in a difficult situation and had to make a choice between right and wrong,” Wu admitted.
“And I chose Rong.”[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/mans-girlfriend-and-ex-partner-jump-into-river-to-see-who-hell-rescue/story-fnh81fz8-1227269168173[/url]
[quote]“I was put in a difficult situation and had to make a choice between right and wrong,” Wu admitted.
“And I chose Rong.”[/quote]
no way this is for real
[quote]“And I chose Rong.”[/quote]
Mistakes into miracles.
[quote]“I was put in a difficult situation and had to make a choice between right and wrong,” Wu admitted.
“And I chose Rong.”[/quote]
the article itself has already made the best possible pun
They both sound crazy.
[quote]After dragging the soaking wet girl ashore, Wu phoned his brother to rescue the floundering ex before taking Rong home.
Meanwhile Wu’s brother called the fire brigade who arrived at the scene and helped Jun out of the water.[/quote]
to me it sounds like his brother was the only person without severe brain damage, in this story
[QUOTE=Jackald;47354254]Looks like he made the Rong choice.[/QUOTE]
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You've missed the point
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[quote]“I was put in a difficult situation and had to make a choice between right and wrong,” Wu admitted.
“And I chose Rong.”[/quote]
I'm almost certain this is a setup just so they could say this.
i swear to god this reads like a /b/ story, especially that fucking ending
[QUOTE]“I was put in a difficult situation and had to make a choice between right and wrong,” Wu admitted.
“And I chose Rong.”[/QUOTE]
Oh come the fuck on, either this is fake or he chose her just for this moment.
Sounds like it's been Jun Tang after another for this poor guy.
[QUOTE=Megadave;47354305]Oh come the fuck on, either this is fake or he chose her just for this moment.[/QUOTE]
To be honest, it's entirely possible that was the translator having a bit of fun. You kinda have to take liberties when it comes to translating out of Asian languages.
it looks like the translator is using the cantonese translation rather than the proper mandarin translation, so yeah, i'd say he's fucking with the names for the jollies
[quote]“The girls began arguing and then Jun flipped and jumped off the bridge and straight into the water.
“She was calling for help[b] but then Rong also leapt over saying it was her or my ex.[/b]
“I was completely dumbfounded about what was going on.
“But then I realised that I had to do something so I also jumped in but to save Rong.”[/quote]
This is really manic/psychotic. I would break up with the current girlfriend as well.
Oh god that fucking pun made my day.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;47354585]This is really manic/psychotic. I would break up with the current girlfriend as well.[/QUOTE]
I would call 112 to save their dumb asses and after ensuring they didn't drown, walk away and never look back
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;47354585]This is really manic/psychotic. I would break up with the current girlfriend as well.[/QUOTE]
Am I the only person who would have laughed and just walked away?
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;47354641]I would call 112 to save their dumb asses and after ensuring they didn't drown, walk away and never look back[/QUOTE]
I'd throw them a rope and see if they can resolve their differences...also call the fire department
This is actually a meme in the Chinese society between lovers.
But usually it's not your ex but your mom that competes with your girlfriend
He should have just called police and walked away. Don't date crazy.
[QUOTE=Rapscallion92;47354752]Am I the only person who would have laughed and just walked away?[/QUOTE]
that sounds like a great idea that could never lead to something awful happening
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;47360587]How did they even got the idea to do that[/QUOTE]
I wonder "Hey I bet your bf likes me more, lets jump into river and see who he picks" "Okay lets go"
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;47359664]that sounds like a great idea that could never lead to something awful happening[/QUOTE]
Maybe they shouldn't have gone full retard and jumped in a river then.
I'm glad I'm not a ladies man. If two girls did that over me they would have both drowned, since I don't know how to swim.
Should have just lit a cigar and walked away smiling.
Would have been better.
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