Hans Christian Andersen is the best short story author there is.
"Therefore it can't be a pack of lies. I must hear this nightingale. I insist upon his being here this evening. He has my high imperial favor, and if he is not forthcoming [b]I will have the whole court punched in the stomach, directly after supper.[/b]"
The music master wrote a twenty-five-volume book about the artificial bird. It was learned, long-winded, and full of hard Chinese words, yet everybody said they read and understood it, [b]lest they show themselves stupid and would then have been punched in their stomachs.[/b]
Just sayin'.
Go punch yourself in the stomach.
I have not offended the Emperor.
[QUOTE=Blockjuice II;26060305]Go punch yourself in the stomach.[/QUOTE]
go punch yourself in the stomach for having the worst fake ban avatar, ever.
Yes, this sounds a lot like Pratchett. Fine with me.
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Saved from another shitty thread
And balance was restored to the universe oncemore.
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