I have an odd swollen lump in my mouth. I don't know what it is.

[JolKally]

Instead of a long boring paragraph describing what it is, here's a picture of it.
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I don't think it's a canker sore because canker sores occur during a common cold and are either yellow or white.

Anyone know what the hell it is? If it's a pimple, I will fucking pop that shit on video.

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[Desolategrunt]

Cancer

[editline]1st July 2011[/editline]

Kidding it's probably a cyst
[quote]A ranula is large cyst that forms in the floor of the mouth, or under tongue. That is soft and squishy are under the tongue, very acceptable for those cysts. Usually the reason for cyst under tongue is obstructed salivary-gland duct. Ranula means [URL="http://www.steadyhealth.com/encyclopedia/Frog"]frog[/URL] like referring to the way frogs inflate the skin below their mouth when they croak. Minor salivary gland cysts cause typically small bubbles on the inner surface of the lower [URL="http://www.steadyhealth.com/encyclopedia/Lip"]lip[/URL]. Ranulas are goliath sized version of these bubbles. I guess your surgeon already made marsupialization of cyst, yet it keeps coming back. Probably that is the reason he is suggesting an approach that is a bit more aggressive. Remove entire cyst under tongue and that puppy cannot possibly return. Because the gland is usually attached to the cyst, removal of the cyst involves removal of that gland to[/quote]

[Nerts]

You're going to die.

[JolKally]

Damnit

[shxwxrs]

You should get it checked by a doctor before you pop it on video, for all you know it could blow your face off.

[Donutsalad]

[QUOTE=GhostProject;30838083]You should get it checked by a doctor before you pop it on video, [b]for all you know it could blow your face off.[/b][/QUOTE]
That's why you pop it while streaming live on the internet

[ElChrisman99]

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/3737193419_6c8d08a9eb.jpg[/img]

[salty peanut]

cut it out with a pocket knife

[mikester112]

Rub some semen on it.

[The BoxDog]

As a great man once said, never look to facepunch for medical advice.

[MenteR]

its a cyst

[editline]2nd July 2011[/editline]

of cancer

[Liquid Snake]

It's a ticket to the doctors, that's what.

[ChrisDom]

[QUOTE=mikester112;30840520]Rub some semen on it.[/QUOTE]

Yep.

[bassslapper10]

Put some ice on it.

[Tacosheller]

Put icecubes in your butthole

[editline]2nd July 2011[/editline]

It's the only way to survive

[znk666]

Fapping is the key to survival

[Jasun]

cancer

[xKAZUYAx]

i think it's testicular cancer

[Helari]

You are going to die.

[Asgard]

Odd swollen lump?

Penis.

[Corn]

It's your tongue

[Tinter]

It's ball cancer, you've had to many dicks in your mouth and it has spread.

[Galago]

It's a penis.
:eng101:

[Helix Alioth]

oral herpes

[Rebi]

Just amputate it, that solves everything.