• When Bieber grows up...
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What do you think will happen to/around Bieber once he's gone through puberty? In other words, do you think he'll be forgotten once he's like 20/25? My answer: I sure as hell hope so =P
He wont live to 20/25
I bet he'll have had more sex by the time he turns 17 than you will in your entire lifetime
Teen Hit - Puberty - Strange New songs with low voice - failed rap career - drug addiction - redemption - drugs - crime - suicide.
He'll become like Aaron Carter did, and become a drug addict.
His career will crash once his voice begins to crack. And boy, I can't wait for that day.
He'll be as used up and Hannah Montana [editline]02:42AM[/editline] Like a condom on prom night [editline]02:42AM[/editline] Like a tampon the day after [editline]02:42AM[/editline] Like the Olson twins
[QUOTE=Urog;21562496]I bet he'll have had more sex by the time he turns 17 than you will in your entire lifetime[/QUOTE] :eek:
Puberty is going to hit him like a train.
I envision him being gang raped by 40 black men in a metro car.
[QUOTE=Ca5bah;21562670]I envision him being gang raped by 40 black men in a metro car.[/QUOTE] Look maw, rainbows!
He's gunna turn up like the Jones Brothers "Singing Terribly and workin' for Disney"
[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;21562658]Puberty is going to hit him like a train.[/QUOTE] More like a rusty shovel.
Two second copy + paste in MS Paint. [IMG]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1204/justinbieberz.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;21562779]More like a rusty shovel.[/QUOTE] Or like puberty. Wait
[QUOTE=beanhead;21562485]He wont live to 20/25[/QUOTE] I will make sure he/she dosen't, hate him/her.
His balls will drop and his voice will change. And then everybody will forget about him Anybody remember [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Gilman"]Billy Gilman?[/URL]
Puberty won't hit him as hard. He'll just autotune da fuck out of his voice.
[QUOTE=Soldier32;21562865]Puberty won't hit him as hard. He'll just autotune da fuck out of his voice.[/QUOTE] Doesn't he already do that?
I'm willing to bet he isn't near as popular as he is now. Maybe a 'My World 3.0'?
Crack head
wait, he's 16 now (wikianswers not my own knowledge) what if he has already hit puberty :ohdear:
Maybe he had been castrated?
once he reach 15 he will evolve into a bibarel and learn new skills
[QUOTE=crazymonkay;21562938]wait, he's 16 now (wikianswers not my own knowledge) what if he has already hit puberty :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Then he's stuck with a pre-pubescent voice :v:
What's the big deal with Justin Beiber anyways. Reason I dont know anything is because I don't give a shit about celebrities.
[QUOTE=Urog;21562496]I bet he'll have had more sex by the time he turns 17 than you will in your entire lifetime[/QUOTE] But his mother doesnt count
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;21570772]What's the big deal with Justin Beiber anyways. Reason I dont know anything is because I don't give a shit about celebrities.[/QUOTE] Then why you asking fool?
Well, I see his name all over the internet and im getting a bit curious.
Ok he's some kid that sings annoying songs and the girls love him. At first we all thought he was 12 years old because of his voice but we now know that he is actually 16, but apparently has not hit puberty yet. He also has a horrible hair cut.
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