There are a lot of ways to die today. And a lot of TV shows showing ways to die or seriously hurt yourself. I want to hear yours.
I'll start:
1. Peel skin off with a potato peeler
2. Bolt your feet to the floor and your ankles to rockets
3. Any others you can think of.
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Ammonia + bleach
Simple.
Stuff pockets and clothing with candy, go to high building or very tall school, jump down into the crowd and yell at the top of your lungs.
Well I haven't died to date, so I can't really say I have a favourite.
Needles below my nails. Then pull them out. Repeat until results arrive.
No pain, no gain. Or something to that effect. But I like it anyway.
Why candy?
Zombies
Walk outside and take off my space helmet.
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Keep em comin
Doesn't this belong to FT?
Who's FT?
Make a noose out of razor wire, or anything sharp and sturdy enough to decapitate me, and put it around my neck. Then I would super glue my hands to my head, and jump off the table. It would look like I was holding my head.
Fast threads you dipstick.
Having a threesome one my 103'th birthday, I don't fucking know?
Drinking yourself to death or overdosing on a drug. That way you look cool.
Down, down, down in to the dreaded ring of fire.
2 gangsters kick the living shit out of me, fill a bathtub with water, semi-drown me and then shoot me in the head as my head is in the water.
It's a scene for one of my scripts :downs:
[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;20919691]Drinking yourself to death or overdosing on a [B]dog[/B]. That way you look cool.[/QUOTE]
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Two LONG LONG nails.
In nose
???
Profit!!
[QUOTE=Dioxybenzone;20919496]Who's FT?[/QUOTE]
This is:
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I don't want to die. :colbert:
Overdosing. already planned it out, unless god choses to claim me before im ready, in which case ill be pissed off.
place your feet above a fire and slowly watch the bones fall out of your melting feet.
thats what the Spanish Inquisition did... dont know how that works.
Skydive with a bomb timed to go off when you're just above the floor
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;20919777]god choses to claim me before im ready[/QUOTE]
Good thing that cant happen seeing as god is a fairy tale.
two words ... lion poking
i prefer to choke to death on sperm
Nuclear suit case bomb jihad fun time.
Run screaming into a group of zombies with a grenade, heroicly blowing myself and the zombies up.
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