Oh, For Fork’s Sake: Australian Man Lodges Cutlery In Penis During Bizarre Sexual Mishap - Polidicks

[QUOTE] This takes they saying, “Put a fork in him!” way too far … Doctors had to perform emergency surgery on a 70-year-old man in Canberra, Australia, after he lodged a dinner fork inside his penis, where it was stuck. The man had the utensil in his person for nearly 12 hours, and informed medical officials at Canberra Hospital emergency department that he inserted it into his urethra for proposed of sexual pleasure. X-rays showed it there, and doctors used “copious lubrication” and forceps to remove it. The bizarre incident was published in the International Journal of Surgery in July in an article that detailed other unusual insertions men have made into their urethras, a list that includes toothbrushes, light bulbs and snakes, cocaine and glue.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/08/fork-penis-canberra-australia-urethral-urethra/"]http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/08/fork-penis-canberra-australia-urethral-urethra/[/URL] [URL="http://www.cronica.com.ar/diario/2013/08/19/53427-se-clavo-un-tenedor-en-el-pene-para-darse-placer.html"]http://www.cronica.com.ar/diario/2013/08/19/53427-se-clavo-un-tenedor-en-el-pene-para-darse-placer.html[/URL]

Imagine how embarrassing that would be going to hospital with a fork in your cock

Well that's one way to make my genitals cringe.

[quote] into their urethras, a list that includes toothbrushes, light bulbs and snakes, cocaine and glue[/quote] And I thought that only the sexy facebook pics thread could make me cringe

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;41896889]There are no words.[/QUOTE] It's actually not that uncommon of a fetish nowadays. It's one of the stranger ones, I'll give you that, but this guy started off very extreme. Most people into this kind of stuff will likely start with very small medical probes you can get fairly easily, or something similar. It's apparently not as painful as you'd think if you do it right and you're prepared for it. It's also a common medical procedure called urethral sounding. Here's the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding]wiki page[/url] if you're interested for some reason, you pervert.

my balls cringed as i read this jesus christ

[quote]into their urethras, a list that includes toothbrushes, light bulbs and snakes, cocaine and glue[/quote] Snakes in snakes, eh?

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i cringed so hard

[quote]toothbrushes, [B]light bulbs[/B] and snakes, cocaine and glue.[/quote] How? [B][I]HOW[/I][/B]?!??!

[QUOTE]toothbrushes, light bulbs and [B]snakes[/B], cocaine and glue.[/QUOTE] Oh dear god I hope they were plastic. [QUOTE]toothbrushes, light bulbs and snakes, [B]cocaine[/B] and glue.[/QUOTE] Inserting cocaine into your penis, okay then.

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;41897476]How? [B][I]HOW[/I][/B]?!??![/QUOTE] Maybe LEDs? v:v:v

spooning leads to forking

I'm hoping the lightbulb was just one of the little bulbs off of a christmas tree strand.

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;41897531]I'm hoping the lightbulb was just one of the little bulbs off of a christmas tree strand.[/QUOTE] No it's one of those curlicue energy saving ones. On topic, damn he got it far up there.

gonna snort coke w/ my dick brb

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;41896895]Imagine how embarrassing that would be going to hospital with a fork in your cock[/QUOTE] "We just wanted to fork each other so bad i just rushed into it"

I thought he just stuck one of the teeth of the fork into his urethra and the other tooth made a scissoring effect to keep it in or something. But no. He shoved the entire fork in his dick. How? That's impressive as shit. Also, it says lightbulbs? How do you fit a lightbulb into your dick? Come on now.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxbELALc2UU[/url]

This reminds me of the story Guts, supposedly if you have something in your urethra while masturbating it leads to more intense orgasms or something. If you're really badass you do the autoerotic asphyxiation thing with the fork in your penis. If you accidentally die then whoever finds your body will have the greatest WTF moment in their life. Unless they are into it too, in which case they'll probably steal your fork.

Why just... Why.

I'm more concerned about the fact that he was [B]70 YEARS OLD[/B] I mean, jesus christ

The only question remains... Which end of the fork did he put in first?

I geuss he wants some sausage...

Dick. Its what's for dinner.

He'd have to be pretty stupid to be a fork stuck in his pisser; I mean the end is a lot larger than the hand- wait what the fuck, lookit the size of that goddamn handle; he'd have had to have used QUITE the stretching tool to get it wide enough for that handle to squeeze in. Also, it's a very good idea to NOT put glue up your piss-pipe; glue is the total opposite of a lubricant, it's an adhesive, it ADDS friction rather than takes it away. Thankfully he wasn't dumb enough to use glue as lube. But seriously, he shoulda gone with a fork that had a thinner handle. Also, wood is an absolute [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs"]NONONONONONONONOOOOO.[/URL]