• E3 2018 - Battle Royale Edition
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RIIIICCCHHAARRRDDDD!!!!
Creative Director left Ubisoft recently, so even if they did another the chances of it retaining the same qualities is slim.
2 and a half hours until EA. Not really expecting anything good this year. I just wanna see some Death Stranding, and some more of the Spyro trilogy. Really hoping they show some Gateway to Glimmer stuff. That game was my shit.
Taylor Swift, singing the national anthem, as players in the background stand with hands on their hearts
Pele sitting on a recliner while sipping tea. With his autobiography lying ontop the end table.
https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/344204150764077056
30 minutes left! Just enough time to watch half of this (or the whole thing at at double speed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW3JrHH6Zc0
Here's my two guesses for EA: Skate 4 Unravel 2 If I'm right on either anyone who quotes this post gets a coin.
https://www.giantbomb.com/chat/ giant bomb stream is on lockdown get excited
My guess for the EA conference: Pele's back, and this time he's got 2 footballs. What a lad.
is he gonna go on about women touching his hair again? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6aiMYZdq6k
Peggle 3?
Can you blame them? Look at the beautiful head of hair. Tailor made to bounce balls off of.
"Tell me about this venue." Ah, the sequel to "Show me the Stage"
Remember MS' conference last year in which they spent 15 minutes masturbating about Porsche while showing off a car that was basically just a 911 with a spoiler, then showed off nothing except for the fact that while not developing any exclusives, they were spending shitloads of money that the average consumer doesn't care about? That was so much worse than any SPORTS thing that EA has ever done. They showed off nothing about how this partnership would allegedly make Forza better.
Oh god, I forgot they came out with that Burnout Paradise remaster. Is there a real possibility of a new Burnout? I really hope so.
I'm not sure Anthem is even real
Oh it's her. I recognise her from the gaming community.
I wish EA didnt have their hands on it
.... Did they really only give everyone terrible folding chairs.
Is it just me or does the audience have the flu? They all sound ill.
If the phrase authentic gets used you can eat an entire dick
Can't wait to never have a place to hide from annoying snipers.
Shoot me in the dick right now
The fact that no lootboxes is being touted as a feature makes me want to vomit a little bit.
Battle Royale Field 5
Real people running around with prosthetic limbs cracking heads with cricket bats and jumping out windows with katanas. In a Battle Royale. Because everyone fucking knew it.
Battle(field) Royale. Yay innovation?
Literally the first game of the entire E3 convention and we've already got Battle Royale. Thanks thread name, you jinxed it
Yay battle royal. Shoot me now.
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