Monster Hunter: I got 99 gems but Goose ain't one - Games

So whats the strat against lunastras nuke? Can't farcast for some reason, cold drinks don't do anything, goes on longer than lying on the ground for as long as possible, flash her and she just does it again. It just seems like a guaranteed kill button.

Man Mila Jovich lookin' like a bargain bin fuckin' Skeletor. This movie is gonna be a mess.

Mantles, a good set of armor, and either SnS/Pokeys or guns if your reflexes are bad, or DB and Long sword if your not. Most of video you see owning her with CB or SA are by people who main those weapons exclusively after they learned her juju. Remember the barrage fo inital complaints about the monsters in W were from vets who thought even though it was 're-entry' in getting casuals to play too it should be much harder than it was, and Capcom was more than happy to oblige. Same thing happened with Dogma.

How often does the Kulve Taroth quest come back?

I know it definitely comes back during the special Spring/Summer/Autumn/Winter events

The event page suggests it'll come back in a week or so. I didn't get a single gem or a worthwhile hammer/SnS from fighting her.

You don't need talent if you're married to the director.

Oof... Luna and Temp Kusha are kicking my ass. Time to completely rethink my approach on them cause my tanky set isn't cutting it. Kusha just rips thru my guard and Luna, I can't escape her Nova in time to avoid the second wave. I'll have to either get Evade or Sheath 3 or just change to another weapon entirely. Maybe drop a Heat Guard in there too bc I end up on her blue flames a lot of the time as Lance.

Fighting Teostra and Lunastra together is such a bitch. Do dung pods not work on them?

They do but don't stay close. Their lovey dovey dance is quite the blast. It's one divorce I'd gladly make happen and not have any regrets!

Their bonding dance doesn't really concern me since I can usually tank/ avoid it just fine. It's just fighting them together that's annoying as hell 'cuz it gives me no opportunities to attack.

Vaal hazak with full rec/ gem set and a divine charm 3 will allow you to basically coast as a tank even though the armor is vulnerable to fire, just bring a bad ass weapon ala deviljho/nergi or the like, and if you need TTK on your side wear the hipster eyepatch with a handicraft gem and death stench boots for handi five on top of everything else. You won't have much over damage, but your recovery will be nuts and the sharpness will carry your damage. Deviljho weapons are p much made for this stuff, especially since they stuff elder aura shit.

I'll definitely try it once the game stops giving me gems and drops me a Guard Up deco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTr0uyaML0o

New slinger ammo, pictures of Lunastra photoshoped to imply it's having an affair with deviljoe, causes Teostra to attack Lunastra.

Elders are immune to poop

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MONSTER HUNTER

That looks sick. I always loved a gold and blue color scheme.

More unique weapons and armor is always welcomed in World. Especially that colorful.

Does it come with a layered option?

Nope, and it's essentially Rathalos armor.

Dude, that's freaking sick I could have sworn that they didn't want to put this into the game, unless it was the MHGU USJ stuff I'm thinking about.

USJ has always been one of the more stylish looking armors in games and it usually never comes west, wish i knew why (probably licensing or some dumb shit)

It was actually in Generations and then dummied out for Generations Ultimate, so people with that armor transferring their save would lose it. The Hunter x Hunter Gon armor is gone too. But the other Shonen Jump DLC armor and weapons are still in regardless, so maybe it is licensing.

Winter event is on. Good time to be doing finals.

Kulve's back again on PC as well.

I'd rather be doing organic chemisty doctorate finals then masturbating with a cheese grater aka arch tempered kirin, best part being you need to fuck with it twice for a full reward list.

Arch Temp Kirin Experience in one image: https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/143437/5de4c1f8-22fd-4483-9566-bc7317099d6d/20181130011420_1.jpg

So I finally hit G-rank https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/110703/c528ee74-1d98-4591-aec7-08221f04085a/[screams eternally].webm I think I'm done dodging death for today.