• Colonialisation. A forum RP. Try not to catch Malaria.
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van kaeo always fucks everything over.
All we would need is Stethor to join and deforest the Amazon Forest and we'd be all set.
I intend to do another turn same time tomorrow. Or earlier if everybody gets in their turn.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35599682]I don't like ruskie being so close to my colony.[/QUOTE] uh... you put your colony near him. That's your own fault [editline]16th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35599816]van kaeo always fucks everything over.[/QUOTE] I'm pre-emptively saving the world from you deforesting the Amazon Basin [editline]16th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sobotnik;35599683]Both are quite profitable. Sugar much moreso, but that requires a larger labour force to grow and produce it. If you import slaves and produce sugar, it will make more money than tobacco. Bear in mind that your actions may have worldwide repercussions. Van Kaeo has already indirectly killed millions of natives, and his honeybees are pollinating everything in North America. A reverse greenhouse effect is now happening as a result, explaining the growing glaciers in the Alps and the Thames freezing over.[/QUOTE] How the fuck have I killed millions?
Time to experiment in some unconventional products for trade. Silkworms in Cuba, anybody? What can [I]possibly[/I] go wrong with that!
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35600312]uh... you put your colony near him. That's your own fault [editline]16th April 2012[/editline] I'm pre-emptively saving the world from you deforesting the Amazon Basin [editline]16th April 2012[/editline] How the fuck have I killed millions?[/QUOTE] I put it above his first territory, I didn't know he was going to expand towards it.
You're disregarding the fact that he didn't know you were expanding down there and that it all happened at the same time. Also since he was there first he has a bit more right to be uncomfortable with you down there than you do :v:
True. Oh well, I'm sure we can co-exist like gentlemen
I take it lime green and baby blue are the Mayan and Aztec Empires, respectively? Also guys, El gremio de comerciantes en el Nuevo Mundo is more then happy to trade with y'all, not to mention take your pesky Natives off your hands. Come to Cuba, it's safer here.
You start growing Corn and the Irish'll trade you Dublin Slick for Corn. Although we like the natives. We wish they weren't dying ): We're trying to help them but SOMEONE won't let us.
How about we start cultivating tomatoes (Central America and all) and trade that? Actually no, corn can be turned into whiskey, and whiskey is [I]fine.[/I] We might turn Jamaica into a corn plantation if it comes to it (or a giant silkworm hive, if I manage to get some goddamn larva.)
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35600312]How the fuck have I killed millions?[/QUOTE] You introduced Smallpox and measles. Don't worry though, somebody else is about to introduce yellow fever and malaria.
Send in your blasted turns, I only have 3 in so far.
Malaria? Oh man, the natives are so boned.
Can i join just to spread yellow fever and malaria?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;35604382]Don't worry though, somebody else is about to introduce yellow fever and malaria.[/QUOTE] God dammit why didn't I get those African slaves checked, all I wanted was [I]A better world.[/I] Oh nevermind, looks like it was due to the English (and by English I mean Mr. Face.)
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;35604382]You introduced Smallpox and measles. Don't worry though, somebody else is about to introduce yellow fever and malaria.[/QUOTE] Goddamnit how was I supposed to know my guys had Smallpox and Measles Also [i]everyone[/i] has introduced Smallpox and Measles I'm not the only one ):
I say Ven's colony is to be brought into justice and forced to pay reparations to the colonies harmed by these plagues.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35607756]Goddamnit how was I supposed to know my guys had Smallpox and Measles Also [i]everyone[/i] has introduced Smallpox and Measles I'm not the only one ):[/QUOTE] You also introduced the honeybee against my advice.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35607824]I say Ven's colony is to be brought into justice and forced to pay reparations to the colonies harmed by these plagues.[/QUOTE] I got a small fleet at my disposal, we can easily do a blockade if it comes to it.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;35607901]You also introduced the honeybee against my advice.[/QUOTE] Yes because it'll balance the clearcutting in South America. [editline]17th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35607824]I say Ven's colony is to be brought into justice and forced to pay reparations to the colonies harmed by these plagues.[/QUOTE] Says the person clearcutting the Amazon Basin
Kamikaze and Mr Face to send in their turns now. [QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35608458]Yes because it'll balance the clearcutting in South America. [/QUOTE] What. No. It's balanced it too much, the fucking mini ice age is starting.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;35608050]I got a small fleet at my disposal, we can easily do a blockade if it comes to it.[/QUOTE] Blockading the St. Patrick river would essentially be a declaration of war against Great Britain from Spain.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35608465]Blockading the St. Patrick river would essentially be a declaration of war against Great Britain from Spain.[/QUOTE] *England The King of Spain owns roughly this in Europe: [img]http://knol.google.com/k/-/-/1z1cu0p33jfyb/ljcell/hapsburg1547.jpg[/img]
And? Maybe England will lose and I can be a free colony.
My clearcutting hasn't killed thousands of natives or started an ice age. :colbert:
It's a pre-emptive move. Also I had no idea I'd bring measles and smallpox over and I've been TRYING to treat it so be quiet.
I should stop all woodcutting, just to get you in trouble :v:
Don't worry I've started clearcutting the forests up here in Ontario to start building ships You weren't cutting wood fast enough.
Because a few thousand people working on the edge of a continent they barely know, struggling on the edge of existence can reverse the effect of millions of humans and their activities ceasing.
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