Colonialisation. A forum RP. Try not to catch Malaria.

[MountainWatcher]

Ven's building ships. Why are you building ships, ven?

[Canuhearme?]

I wonder if Cuba has any worthwhile minerals, otherwise I'm going to have to spread my Hispanic tendrils over to the mainland.

[Mr. Face]

I have a fairly consistent schedule, don't expect turns from me before 4:30 PM Eastern Time because I'm always either in class, working, or hanging out somewhere until then.

[Sobotnik]

I intend to have a turn ready by 00:00am GMT

Mr Face sent in his turn, and if Kamikaze has until then to send in his turn.

[asantos3]

Something, Something to Something not do double.

[Canuhearme?]

At this rate of global cooling we might as well start setting fire to much of the Midwest.

[[Seed Eater]]

Sent.

[MountainWatcher]

welll, that's a missed deadline

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35615330]welll, that's a missed deadline[/QUOTE]

I don't care, my time-traveling Confederate arms manufacturers will be included!

I'll go back and alter time to make it so!

[Ven Kaeo]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35608796]Ven's building ships. Why are you building ships, ven?[/QUOTE]

To ship things.

Dohohohoho

[Canuhearme?]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35615352]To ship things.

Dohohohoho[/QUOTE]

Shipping cannon shells to your shores, express delivery.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater]']Kingdom/Nation: Confederate States of America in the year 1913
Headquarters: Richmond, Virginia
Company name: Mooresefield Trading Co.
Company flag: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1sW1h.png[/IMG]

Motherland actions: Attempt to receive another Federal loan for the construction of another time-travel machine, and enough money to get 2.4 tons of Moorsefield© M-18 Injun Scalper™ short-barrel repeaters.
Exploration actions: The grand 'ol territory of the Northwest Ordinance, around Detroit, now called Moorsefield!
Colony actions: Rid the territory of the red-skinned injuns and claim it for Samuel Mooresefield! Establish a representative democracy under the rule of Moorsefield in the now-established city of Detroit!
Foreign affairs: Offer our support to the Crown of Englund, as they helped the Confederacy in the great War of Northern Aggression! Yes suh, the Crown'd be mighty pleased.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AJqYy.jpg[/IMG]

Moorsefield is in orange.[/QUOTE]

[asantos3]

i think you can't do that, explain gotta go bed something waiting.

[MountainWatcher]

Ya bloody can't pick America, dumbdumb. :v:

[Canuhearme?]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35615538]Ya bloody can't pick America, dumbdumb. :v:[/QUOTE]

Or a time-traveling one based in 1913 at that... I think, up to sobotnik.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35615538]Ya bloody can't pick America, dumbdumb. :v:[/QUOTE]

Time travel.

Because what's going to happen is that all of your technology will be super futuristic compared to the time, i.e. E&R, and by 1913, no doubt, there will be time travel invented by the glory of the Confederate States of America.

And I will use this technology to go to the past!

Plus, Face and Ven will love it. Repeaters in 1513? Hells yes.

[MountainWatcher]

You can only pick from those 4 countries. You should totally do an english colony and revolt to form the US, though.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35615612]You can only pick from those 4 countries. You should totally do an english colony and revolt to form the US, though.[/QUOTE]

I am revolting. 200 years in the future :v:

If I come back in time with time machines, then it will guarantee there will be time machines in the future for me to come back with.

See? Flawless logic.

[MountainWatcher]

A revolt would be great for business.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35615652]A revolt would be great for business.[/QUOTE]

Using Moorsefield© M-18 Injun Scalper™ short-barrel repeaters, revolt is guaranteed!

[Ven Kaeo]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35615582']Time travel.

Because what's going to happen is that all of your technology will be super futuristic compared to the time, i.e. E&R, and by 1913, no doubt, there will be time travel invented by the glory of the Confederate States of America.

And I will use this technology to go to the past!

Plus, Face and Ven will love it. Repeaters in 1513? Hells yes.[/QUOTE]

> E&R, and by 1913, no doubt, there will be time travel invented by the glory of the Confederate States of America.

> time travel invented by the glory of the Confederate States of America.

> Confederate States of America.

What the fuck are you doing with my allied nations? ಠ_ಠ

[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]

Also kindly get the fuck out of Michigan/Illinois/New England please and thank you.

HMS will gladly help you against those Union fucks but I want those areas for creating a new Ireland and growing 'taters.

[Canuhearme?]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35615774]> E&R, and by 1913, no doubt, there will be time travel invented by the glory of the Confederate States of America.

> time travel invented by the glory of the Confederate States of America.

> Confederate States of America.

What the fuck are you doing with my allied nations? ಠ_ಠ

[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]

Also kindly get the fuck out of Michigan/Illinois/New England please and thank you.
[B]
HMS will gladly help you against those Union fucks but I want those areas for creating a new Ireland and growing 'taters.[/B][/QUOTE]

But 'taters will only be found in South America, an area I'm more then happy to give access to given my position and surplus of ships.

[MountainWatcher]

you should keep sending orders to plant potatoes. The sight must be hilarious, a lone colonist commander, screaming about something that no one knows about for years and years.

[editline]18th April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;35615816]But 'taters will only be found in South America, an area I'm more then happy to give access to given my position and surplus of ships.[/QUOTE]

How about no? let's not help the diseases spread.

[Ven Kaeo]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;35615816]But 'taters will only be found in South America, an area I'm more then happy to give access to given my position and surplus of ships.[/QUOTE]

Potatoes are in Peru. I am funding an expedition there to get them.

WE CAN'T HAVE A BLOODY IRISH EMPIRE WITHOUT FUCKIN' POTATOES.

[[Seed Eater]]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KQjl9.png[/IMG]

Who could turn away this guy?

[Ven Kaeo]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35615819]you should keep sending orders to plant potatoes. The sight must be hilarious, a lone colonist commander, screaming about something that no one knows about for years and years.[/QUOTE]

"Plant potatoes"

'Sir what are potatoes?'

"Little delicious round things. You'll love them, trust me. Now plant them."

'We don't know what they are or where they are... we don't have them...'

"I SAID PLANT SOME FOCKIN' POTATOES"

'We can't si-'

"POTATOES"

'Sir?'

"TATOES"

'uh... s-sir? Are you alri-'

"TATERS! BLOODY TATERS PLANT THE TATERS YOU'LL LOVE THEM OH GOD TATERS"

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35615849]"Plant potatoes"

'Sir what are potatoes?'

"Little delicious round things. You'll love them, trust me. Now plant them."

'We don't know what they are or where they are... we don't have them...'

"I SAID PLANT SOME FOCKIN' POTATOES"

'We can't si-'

"POTATOES"

'Sir?'

"TATOES"

'uh... s-sir? Are you alri-'

"TATERS! BLOODY TATERS PLANT THE TATERS YOU'LL LOVE THEM OH GOD TATERS"[/QUOTE]

I'll bring back potatoes.

[Canuhearme?]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35615849]"Plant potatoes"

'Sir what are potatoes?'

"Little delicious round things. You'll love them, trust me. Now plant them."

'We don't know what they are or where they are... we don't have them...'

"I SAID PLANT SOME FOCKIN' POTATOES"

'We can't si-'

"POTATOES"

'Sir?'

"TATOES"

'uh... s-sir? Are you alri-'

"TATERS! BLOODY TATERS PLANT THE TATERS YOU'LL LOVE THEM OH GOD TATERS"[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQVFZx7XX4&feature=related[/media]

[MountainWatcher]

Mash the taters in Maple syrup, ven, do it, it'll be the first psychological chemical weapon.

[Ven Kaeo]

What no? Potatoes are for eating and alcohol