Van Keao, please just stop shitting up RPs.
Me, and multiple players agree that you are atrocious at the simplest of diplomacy and strategy. Your strategies would make Zapp Brannigan laugh because they are so shortsighted and idiotic.
You refuse to listen to advice given to you, you charge headlong into the most pointless of conflicts, so much as sending over a gunboat because somebody spilt your pint. You even sometimes directly oppose the advice, screw yourself over, and then ask yourself why.
The reason you did so well in GaW is because you and Seed simply cheated. I don't inherently blame you, but this game was badly run from the start, with nobody having a fucking clue as to what is going on. As soon as players begin to heavily infight amongst themselves, spawning endless lists of bullshit, the game DIES.
E&R, GaW, etc all died in the end due to shit like this. Fucking stop, Van Keao, Seed Eater, Startoad, fucking everybody, just shut the fuck up. I get endless steam convos about how great your empire is and how big a cunt somebody else is, and I don't have the patience for that shit.
TL;DR stop being fucking babies and actually play instead of cheating and making flame wars. Van Kaeo especially.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;36264929]Van Keao, please just stop shitting up RPs.
[highlight]Nope. The only one that threadshits is Eternal and StarToad.[/highlight]
Me, and multiple players agree that you are atrocious at the simplest of diplomacy and strategy. Your strategies would make Zapp Brannigan laugh because they are so shortsighted and idiotic.
[highlight]Excuse me, my strategy is a lot better than most players I've seen. I've laid out great invasion plans for a lot of games including E&R and Galaxy at War with contingency plans, routes of attack, etc.[/highlight]
You refuse to listen to advice given to you, you charge headlong into the most pointless of conflicts, so much as sending over a gunboat because somebody spilt your pint. You even sometimes directly oppose the advice, screw yourself over, and then ask yourself why.
[highlight]This is just plain bullshit.[/highlight]
The reason you did so well in GaW is because you and Seed simply cheated. I don't inherently blame you, but this game was badly run from the start, with nobody having a fucking clue as to what is going on. As soon as players begin to heavily infight amongst themselves, spawning endless lists of bullshit, the game DIES.
[highlight]Woah woah woah where the FUCK are you getting this 'cheated' bullshit? I didn't goddamn cheat at all. I played fairly just like everyone else. Except I made the better choice of sequestering myself alone in a corner where I wouldn't bump into anyone and just expanded like a motherfucker. How is that cheating? It isn't.[/highlight]
E&R, GaW, etc all died in the end due to shit like this. Fucking stop, Van Keao, Seed Eater, Startoad, fucking everybody, just shut the fuck up. I get endless steam convos about how great your empire is and how big a cunt somebody else is, and I don't have the patience for that shit.
[highlight]These games don't die because people argue. Arguing is the biggest glue to games like this. Remember the shit on the Wurm forums? Ho-ly fuck. Pages upon pages of arguing and some of those games lasted a HELL of a long time. Especially RedSyndicate's game. I think there were, what, 50 turns or so? It isn't the players, it's the GM. Some people just aren't cut out to GM. I'll admit up front I'm one of them. I feel I do a good job at it but I don't have the patience to run a game for longer than 3-5 turns.[/highlight]
TL;DR stop being fucking babies and actually play instead of cheating and making flame wars. Van Kaeo especially.
[highlight]I barely start a quarter of the 'flame wars', as you call them. Which are really more like little spats because they only last a few posts.[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Get off your high horse Sobo.
No one cares, shut the fuck up. Ven has issues but Star has worse.
Van Keao, let me put it in a way you may understand.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOpEKChkIuA[/media]
In this video, the bartender is the GM of the game. Startoad is Tintin. The Old man is Van Keao.
What the fuck am I listening to
I am so confused
[editline]3:33[/editline]
This shit is fucking hilarious what is this from
I am still confused though
All I hear was 'cunt' like twenty times and 'shitstain' and 'fucking a planet'
What is going on
This is why Star is stupid. This stuff right here. I explain in detail why he's wrong, I've explained all of these things before, I give specific examples of the shit he does.
[quote]DetectiveP (Best Germany): woe is me
DetectiveP (Best Germany): making sure the game works
StarToad: They support me in my argument.
DetectiveP (Best Germany): I'm totally, of course, benefitting ff of this, right?
StarToad: Knowing you, you would've.
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "Knowing me"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): tell me, Star
DetectiveP (Best Germany): what do you know of me?
DetectiveP (Best Germany): obviously not much
DetectiveP (Best Germany): since everyhting you've said so far has been your asinine assumptions
DetectiveP (Best Germany): inform me
StarToad: Your OP race.
StarToad: Your showing of Ven's resources.
StarToad: You knowingly putting in an OP Material,
StarToad: At, coincidentally,
StarToad: The same time a resource I suggested was weakened to below Uranium use
DetectiveP (Best Germany): wait
StarToad: (Which Uranium has little use due to Fusion Power)
DetectiveP (Best Germany): fallacy
DetectiveP (Best Germany): wait
DetectiveP (Best Germany): >my OP race that no one had a problem with for 5 turns
DetectiveP (Best Germany): >showing Ven's resources, when anyone could have requested to have seen theirs
DetectiveP (Best Germany): >Also I showed whatshisface his
DetectiveP (Best Germany): >I didn't weaken Elerium
DetectiveP (Best Germany): >I didn't put in an OP resource
StarToad: You didnt tell us we could see our resources,
DetectiveP (Best Germany): No, but you didn't ask, either
DetectiveP (Best Germany): if you had, I would have shown you
DetectiveP (Best Germany): fuck, here, I will show you
DetectiveP (Best Germany): not tha tit matters because FF doesn't care
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and just shows it willy nilly
DetectiveP (Best Germany): [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/38678023/startard.png[/url]
DetectiveP (Best Germany): there ya go
DetectiveP (Best Germany): happy now?
DetectiveP (Best Germany): Also
DetectiveP (Best Germany): literally every one of those things you accuse me of I've either covered as to why, or proven to be otherwise
DetectiveP (Best Germany): to use your own words
DetectiveP (Best Germany): Where's the proof?
DetectiveP (Best Germany): besides you being a fucking dipshit?
StarToad: Our Conversation from last night.
StarToad: When you admitted a ton of shit.
DetectiveP (Best Germany): Oh
DetectiveP (Best Germany): right
DetectiveP (Best Germany): I remmeber when I admitted that I put in Tiberium deliberately
DetectiveP (Best Germany): just so that it can be OP and I handed it to Ven
DetectiveP (Best Germany): I remmeber that
DetectiveP (Best Germany): I also remember the part where I admitted that I was making Elerium weaker
DetectiveP (Best Germany): yea, that was good
DetectiveP (Best Germany): oh, and that part where I admitted htat I only let Ven see his resources
DetectiveP (Best Germany): yep
StarToad: Well under Vosk, it was actually a decent Material,
StarToad: (Elerium)
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and the part where I said I was cheating
StarToad: And was a nice bridge to H-3
DetectiveP (Best Germany): Elerium and H-3 have nothing to do with each other
DetectiveP (Best Germany): Unless I'm forgetting something
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and btw
StarToad: The Fuel Efficiency part,
DetectiveP (Best Germany): I made the rules for elerium
DetectiveP (Best Germany): totally
DetectiveP (Best Germany): by myself
DetectiveP (Best Germany): Vosk said I could so I did
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and yea
DetectiveP (Best Germany): it's a damn good fuel
DetectiveP (Best Germany): FOR ENGINES THAT USE IT
DetectiveP (Best Germany): like I said before
DetectiveP (Best Germany): we're at the point where you don't need to use it
DetectiveP (Best Germany): it's more efficient to use other materials
StarToad: Yet Uranium still has use.
DetectiveP (Best Germany): but you refuse
StarToad: Perfect logic.
DetectiveP (Best Germany): Uranium does, for the same engines that elerium does
DetectiveP (Best Germany): no one is using uranium in their ionic engines
DetectiveP (Best Germany): no one is using it in their matter engines
DetectiveP (Best Germany): no one is using it in their light engines
StarToad: Whatever, fuck
DetectiveP (Best Germany): no one is using it in their gravity engines
StarToad: You're denser then I am.
DetectiveP (Best Germany): No, man
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you're incredibly retarded
DetectiveP (Best Germany): that's the thing
DetectiveP (Best Germany): see,
DetectiveP (Best Germany): I just explained ot you why elerium has no uses now
DetectiveP (Best Germany): well, it has uses
DetectiveP (Best Germany): but why it's inefficient
DetectiveP (Best Germany): I just listed why
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and instead of going
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "Oh, okay"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): You go
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "You're dense"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): because it doesnt agree with your own little fantasy rules you made up for yourself
DetectiveP (Best Germany): because you try to run things as a player
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you make shit up about elerium
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you make shit up about the rules of the game
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you make shit up about other races and NPCs
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you make it up
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and then when I say
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "No"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "It's not that, it's this"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): your repsonse is to whine, complain, call bullshit, make more shit up, make baseless assumptions, whatever
DetectiveP (Best Germany): like the fact that you thought that you were the only race that could stop the Verans invasion of the res tof the galaxy
DetectiveP (Best Germany): when A
DetectiveP (Best Germany): the verans had no plans to invande anyone but you and the Grox
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and B
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you were in no psoition to stop them, because you had one damaged fleet, you had no real military power, you were weak on defences, and you just barely survived a civil war that you hadn't recovered from
DetectiveP (Best Germany): but you made it up
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you made both of thos ethings up
DetectiveP (Best Germany): totally and completely
DetectiveP (Best Germany): these lies
DetectiveP (Best Germany): that Ven was going to invade everyone
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and that you were the only one who could stop him
DetectiveP (Best Germany): bro
DetectiveP (Best Germany): the HYPERKIN could have taken you out
DetectiveP (Best Germany): with like 3 fleets
DetectiveP (Best Germany): jesus
DetectiveP (Best Germany): but you make this shit up
DetectiveP (Best Germany): totally and complete BS, and you act like it's fact
DetectiveP (Best Germany): just like elerium
DetectiveP (Best Germany): where you try to push new shit that it can do on me all the time
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "Well, you can't use elerium because A B and C"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and your repsonse is
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "Yea, but if I E then it X's and finally C"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): when none of that shit existed before
DetectiveP (Best Germany): or like that time when you utterly made hsit up about stuff early on
DetectiveP (Best Germany): "There's a car accident and so-and-so is elected"
DetectiveP (Best Germany): No, you don't get ot decide that
DetectiveP (Best Germany): and you still dot hat shit
DetectiveP (Best Germany): even today
DetectiveP (Best Germany): even though I've reprimanded you for it
DetectiveP (Best Germany): because
DetectiveP (Best Germany): you
DetectiveP (Best Germany): are
DetectiveP (Best Germany): retarded
DetectiveP (Best Germany): oh
DetectiveP (Best Germany): do us all a favor
DetectiveP (Best Germany): post this convo, too
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You are all bloody retards, I don't even give a fuck
Why noone of you can't just let go and move along?
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