Modern World RP: Poison Palestine, whine about getting slaughtered.
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so... should I just send something in for my next turn?
[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36864253]Corporal Klaus was a good soldier, he always wanted to serve his country and was happy to know he would never have to use his rifle; being land locked between NATO, not powerful countries and their good ally Germany. Of course this was all fucked over the moment Germany decided it would be fun to invade him, now one of the few survivors of his company, he aided in the desperate defense of his capital.
"Klaus! Klaus! They just took the rest of the defenses! Fall back to the secondary positions!" Screamed Private Wilhelm.
"The fuck do you mean secondary? This is the third fucking position we have ran off to!" He replied, ducking as a German bullet flew over his head and smashed into an old painting on the wall behind him.
"The capital building! We got C4 rigged all along the roads so when they advance up we ca-" he was cut off as another bullet lodged into his throat, the young soldiers eyes widening before he fell to the ground; coughing blood and crying. Cursing loudly, Klaus ducked down and slid his knife out. He would shoot him but he was on his last clip, cutting his old friends throat; Klaus let his tears run free as he spared the last living person who meant anything to him in Austria.
As he tried to get up, he saw a German tank slowly push down the road past him and to the capital building. He was surrounded. He was doomed.
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The German pilots were over confident in their flight, allowing their formation to be lax as they raced towards Vienna to bomb the capital building to dust and end the war once in for all. One of the pilots even sang a song on the radio as their flight slowly came to a close, all the pilots eagerly awaiting their warm beds and families back at base.
None of them noticed for a moment when the singing suddenly stopped and Combmat-3 disappeared. One of the pilots muttered "what the fuck" before they noticed rockets flying on their radars. They barely had time to maneuver before the AA missiles struck them and the flight was destroyed once and for all, a total of four widows were made.
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Klaus laid in the house in a fetal position, rocking back and forth in a pool of his friends blood. His rifle had long ran out of ammo and he heard several German soldiers just outside the door of the bombed out house he had hid in. A tank slowly moved into view from the window, and a column of German soldiers moved up with it.
Taking his knife again, he raised it to his own throat, praying to the lord for forgivness. Suddenly the privates radio shot on with life, his own long discarded. In a Russian accent spoke a man in broken German.
"Attention Austrian ground forces, this is Sokol-1 of the Russian air force. We will be flying sorties immediately, you are not forgotten just keep your heads down. Over and out."
Klaus dropped the knife, his eyes widening. A roar came through the sky and he saw a Russian jet fly over Vienna, the whole ground shaking. The ground started exploding around the building and the air filled with screams in German as the soldiers fell to the ground and the tank exploded. A larger plane began to fly over, and with it parachute spilled out in the dozens.
He would live today.[/QUOTE]
Great story but a few things: I never blew up the Capitol and well that's about it. Nvm fuck it ,great story A+
You never did, your contingency plan was to turn Vienna into a wasteland from C4 and the Germans were planning on simply bombing the shit out of it before you could. Thank tho.
Zambies could you edit our turns in (when you have time ofc) however I can't help but stress how important it is that my turn is in this turn.
Again, I don't mean to rush
Oh to hell with it, I had some toys ready to play with, I guess Russia can expect some assistance from America next turn in keeping the Germans out of the Austrian Skies. In short, Germany, you fucked up. Big time.
[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;36864533]Zambies could you edit our turns in (when you have time ofc) however I can't help but stress how important it is that my turn is in this turn.
Again, I don't mean to rush[/QUOTE]
I can do it in about an hour. But anyways, it looks like Kingdom Banned wants to continue playing as Germany, but wants to completely pull out of Austria over what has happened, I think that in exchange for allowing him to stay in the game, Bavaria (or another parts of Germany) should break off from Germany as a reperation. Y/N?
If they are annexed by Austria sure
[QUOTE=Zambies!;36864576]I can do it in about an hour. But anyways, it looks like Kingdom Banned wants to continue playing as Germany, but wants to completely pull out of Austria over what has happened, I think that in exchange for allowing him to stay in the game, Bavaria (or another parts of Germany) should break off from Germany as a reperation. Y/N?[/QUOTE]
No, lol.
I think I saw about 5 different fucking warnings saying "Think about what you are going to do".
He can still salvage the situation by making deals with the Ruskies and Austrians.
Maybe give up some territory or something.
Learn to live with your mistakes.
Edit: Yeah what Robbi said.
They invaded Austrian lands, its only fair that if he doesn't want to lose then I get something out of it.
Just signed up as India. Economic superpower here I come.
Sent in application for Ukraine. Don't expect any surprises this turn.
[QUOTE=Robbi;36864634]No, lol.
I think I saw about 5 different fucking warnings saying "Think about what you are going to do".
He can still salvage the situation by making deals with the Ruskies and Austrians.
Maybe give up some territory or something.
Learn to live with your mistakes.[/QUOTE]
Fine, surrender terms: Germany surrenders immediatly. It's military is disbanded and restricted to 2,000 infantry, 10 warships, 2 subs, 50 jet fighters, idc about troop transport planes, 5 strategic bombers, 70 tanks. 0 artillery. And germany is occupied by austrian and russian troops. While this is harsh it will prevent it from bieng a hostile country.
OR
Germany scedes some territory to me and pays retributions to Austria, Russia, and the US (the nations helping Austria) the territory seceded will be talked about with Me via steam or pm'd here.
[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;36864892]Fine, surrender terms: Germany surrenders immediatly. It's military is disbanded and restricted to 2,000 infantry, 10 warships, 2 subs, 50 jet fighters, idc about troop transport planes, 5 strategic bombers, 70 tanks. 0 artillery. And germany is occupied by austrian and russian troops. While this is harsh it will prevent it from bieng a hostile country.
OR
Germany scedes some territory to me and pays retributions to Austria, Russia, and the US (the nations helping Austria) the territory seceded will be talked about with Me via steam or pm'd here.[/QUOTE]
oh god its the treaty of versailles but worse
who cares about ww3 we're talking about ww4 now
[QUOTE]Research: Chemical warfare and civilian shelters are researched. Both are at 20%. The UN is unhappy about Chemical Warfare, but Switzerland contributes to civ. shelter designs.[/QUOTE]
This is in the UK's Turn. You people should know that this breaks the Geneva conventions and will quite likely be used against us. Anyone willing to do something about it?
[QUOTE=StarToad;36865087]This is in the UK's Turn. You people should know that this breaks the Geneva conventions and will quite likely be used against us. Anyone willing to do something about it?[/QUOTE]
UN sanctions on the UK need to happen here.
[QUOTE=StarToad;36865087]This is in the UK's Turn. You people should know that this breaks the Geneva conventions and will quite likely be used against us. Anyone willing to do something about it?[/QUOTE]
Didn't notice that. As this German-Austrian conflict wraps up, we'll need to turn our attention northward. The focus on aircraft carriers worries me that the UK is looking for full-European range.
[QUOTE=Sega Saturn;36865139]Didn't notice that. As this German-Austrian conflict wraps up, we'll need to turn our attention northward. The focus on aircraft carriers worries me that the UK is looking for full-European range.[/QUOTE]
This needs to be handled now.
We need a UN Steam Group.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;36865146]This needs to be handled now.
We need a UN Steam Group.[/QUOTE]
I will join this group if somebody else can make it.
Zambies! should make it but I will if he doesn't feel like it.
I can write glorious war stories also!
Hong Gildong was a dedicated and patriotic Korean soldier, situated at the border with South Korea. Hong Gildong's portion of land was a barren field that stretch for miles, like an ocean of weeds and grasses, ending in the shadow of a thick forest.
Hong was always suspicious of the forest. It was an imperliast forest, he knew. That forest would give itself to the Americans the moment they wished the forest to. There could be imperialist tanks now. There could be SAMs. By Kim, what if there were American war machines never before seen, sneaking inside the dark, evil, imperialist, capitalist forest?
Hong raised his weapon and shouted: "Imperialists, I know you are there! Come out, or face the wrath of the people!" But no response, only the fading echoes of Hong's shouts as they dissipated across the countryside. Hong kept his weapon readied, aiming perfectly down his sights.
"Imperialist trees! I know of your plot! Your hidden death machines!" Hong fired into the trees, his shot hardly hitting at this vast distance. "Fuck yoooou!"
No return. No sound. Suddenly, birds flew out of the trees, frightened by the gunfire. Hong screamed in fury and leaped off the guard wall, running across the empty field into South Korea, shouting, screaming! He fired his gun rapidly at the trees, not bothering to aim. He was the savior of Korea! The one who detected the imperialist advance! He would be the first to begin the war against the Americans, the first to begin World War III! He would thwart their tricks!
Hong's foot landed on a hard surface in the weeds. Hong heard a click. The land mine took merely a second to detonate, shredding Hong to peaces.
Oh god my sides :v:
[QUOTE=Tark;36865070]oh god its the treaty of versailles but worse
who cares about ww3 we're talking about ww4 now[/QUOTE]
WW3 isn't currently going on, also the treaty of Versailles was to lenient which is why ww2 happened. I'm not taking chances by giving him (with the proper tactics) EXACTLY what he may need to defend himself from a 1 front war
Wait nvm, I'm not sure if Nor Kor is actually bieng attacked.
Ever since North Korea was being played by a human being, everyone backed off.
[editline]21st July 2012[/editline]
Including me.
I say we just let nor Kor have south Kor, one less conflict. And instead of spending money on the DMZ, and one less conflict in the world, but that's up to the US and south Kor not me, just a suggestion.
[del]As long as I get the Philippines.[/del]
[editline]21st July 2012[/editline]
I MEAN SURE, HA HA HA HA.
Are you south Korea? If so sorry, I thought it was NPC
