Modern World RP: Poison Palestine, whine about getting slaughtered. - Games

Yeah sorry Kriegy but I will be dictating most of the surrender terms seeing as I just won the war. Don't worry, it will benefit the alliance. I got stuff planned that you will probably love.

It seems at the moment war with Belarus is inescapable, all my efforts of trying to make peace have failed with them, and they're on the borders. Here's hoping that they do back down eventually.

Uh what? I just told them if they do not join our alliance I will be fucking their shit up. Give it a turn dude.

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36868643]Uh what? I just told them if they do not join our alliance I will be fucking their shit up. Give it a turn dude.[/QUOTE] Let's hope they take notice of that.

Oh god when I get in the game as South Africa you're all going to get it so hard . [video=youtube;qkxbbfIg8uQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkxbbfIg8uQ&feature=related[/video]

[QUOTE=StarToad;36865087]This is in the UK's Turn. You people should know that this breaks the Geneva conventions and will quite likely be used against us. Anyone willing to do something about it?[/QUOTE] Why? It's [I]non-lethal[/I] chemical weaponry. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] Also we need to discuss which territories get ceded from Germany in the security council. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] China, Russia, America, France, and the United Kingdom are members of the security council.

If people are wondering why "France? The shit? Why are you becoming such a warlike nation?" I'm trying to bring back France's terrifying [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_France]Martial History[/url]

Wait, so Germany's big plan to make Austria love them is telling them that after they are conquered if they had defected they can be German citizens?

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36870008]Wait, so Germany's big plan to make Austria love them is telling them that after they are conquered if they had defected they can be German citizens?[/QUOTE] Clearly a flawless plan.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;36870983]Clearly a flawless plan.[/QUOTE] The Titanic of military strategies.

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;36870999]The Titanic of military strategies.[/QUOTE] More like the Hindenburg

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;36871039]More like the Hindenburg[/QUOTE] It was going well until it exploded and killed many people?

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;36871039]More like the Hindenburg[/QUOTE] Closer to the Challenger

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;36871039]More like the Hindenburg[/QUOTE] Austria is an iceberg and the fire on the Hindenburg. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] Chernobyl, of course. Germany is now Chernobyl.

The next few turns should be very interesting.

I'm leaving for work in ten minutes. If no new turn is posted I'm going to be left in the dark until about 7PM tonight. :(

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36868514]Yeah sorry Kriegy but I will be dictating most of the surrender terms seeing as I just won the war. Don't worry, it will benefit the alliance. I got stuff planned that you will probably love.[/QUOTE] You won the war? You provided air cover (which I'm thankful for don't get me wrong.), thats not winning its helping. I'm the one who got invaded, had its civilians targeted and etc. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] And really nobody won, he wanted a ceasefire because he didn't know what he's doing

[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;36872889]You won the war? You provided air cover (which I'm thankful for don't get me wrong.), thats not winning its helping. I'm the one who got invaded, had its civilians targeted and etc. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] And really nobody won, he wanted a ceasefire because he didn't know what he's doing[/QUOTE] He is winning the war for you.

[QUOTE=Robbi;36873089]He is winning the war for you.[/QUOTE] Most of you guys fail to realize that the reason I only have Vienna is because my turn hasn't been included. Now while my turn was excluded I lost most of my territory due to no official military resistance and had to rely solely on help from my allies. At the inclusion of my turn this whole war will be a tad different. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Chernobyl426;36871100]Austria is an iceberg and the fire on the Hindenburg. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] Chernobyl, of course. Germany is now Chernobyl.[/QUOTE] In other words, I sunk Germany's battleship.

Sorry about the lack of update, some asshole dropped an EIGHTY-FIVE pound weight on my foot, and I've been in the hospital for a good portion of the day.

God dammit, was writing a story only to have my phone refresh as I finish. Way to go apple. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] Shitty pageking [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] Surrender terms to Germany: -German troops immediatly and unconditionally surrenders it's troops to Austrian forces. -Austria gets the finances and workers from Germany to rebuild. -Restrictions on Austria from WW1 and 2 are removed. -Austria gets 500 Leopard 2 MBT's and rights to reverse engineer them. -Berlin is occupied by Austrian and Russian forces. -Due to Austrias army bit bieng large enough, Russia will occupy the rest of the country as well. -Germany will pay all expenses to Russia and the US for any fighters shot down. -Bavaria is occupied by the Russians -Germany shares its research with Austria and Russia. -The Getman military is limited in its size. -German military leaders will face prison sentances and up to death, If deemed responsible for the attacks on Austrian citizens.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36873815]Sorry about the lack of update, some asshole dropped an EIGHTY-FIVE pound weight on my foot, and I've been in the hospital for a good portion of the day.[/QUOTE] It's like God doesn't want you to ruin history.

Austria will move no troops into Germany, German military leaders are only punished if they are guilt of massacre which the majority are not. Austria gets two hundred Leopards and Berlin and the surrounding area are not occupied they are made Russian territory until I deem Germany much better. And Frankfurt is giving to Chinese administration as a forward base. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;36872889]You won the war? You provided air cover (which I'm thankful for don't get me wrong.), thats not winning its helping. I'm the one who got invaded, had its civilians targeted and etc. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] And really nobody won, he wanted a ceasefire because he didn't know what he's doing[/QUOTE] I single handedly stopped them from taking Vienna and my special forces are now destroying the rest of their positions, if I decided to leave or go turn coat you would be slightly fucked. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;36873368]Most of you guys fail to realize that the reason I only have Vienna is because my turn hasn't been included. Now while my turn was excluded I lost most of my territory due to no official military resistance and had to rely solely on help from my allies. At the inclusion of my turn this whole war will be a tad different. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] In other words, I sunk Germany's battleship.[/QUOTE] No, the only reason you have Vienna is because the Austrian military is pathetic in its current state because of the treaties after WWII.

I'm afraid I'm going to break some hearts if I make peoples spy missions fail everyonce and a while. Edit: And super alliances.

i hope Jesus heals u fast zambies x

Great UN simulator guys. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: GLORIOUS RUSSIA IS FINISHED WITH WHAT WE NEED TO ASK. Robbi: "Yeah Bush is a total dick, guys" [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: IT IS TIME FOR CHINAS TURN Mr. Face: Yeah Mr. Face: Pretty much probably Mr. Face: Alright Mr. Face: So [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: CHINA, FLOOR YOU. Zambies: Do NOT fuck around with wars any further for at least a few turns [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: IF YOU DONT LET CHINA SPEAK I WILL FUCKING NUKE YOU FUCKERS.

[B]AUSTRIA STRONG![/B] [video=youtube;vf12nHhz5XM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf12nHhz5XM[/video] [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36875375]Great UN simulator guys. [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: GLORIOUS RUSSIA IS FINISHED WITH WHAT WE NEED TO ASK. Robbi: "Yeah Bush is a total dick, guys" [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: IT IS TIME FOR CHINAS TURN Mr. Face: Yeah Mr. Face: Pretty much probably Mr. Face: Alright Mr. Face: So [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: CHINA, FLOOR YOU. Zambies: Do NOT fuck around with wars any further for at least a few turns [BU-D] ThePinkSPACEMARINE: IF YOU DONT LET CHINA SPEAK I WILL FUCKING NUKE YOU FUCKERS. [/QUOTE] You forgot to include the part where your giving china all of Asia and your own plans for world domination.

What the hell are you going on about. I never even talked about Asia to China.

12 fucking new PM's. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KoU-cPl57Q&feature=related[/media] [editline]21st July 2012[/editline] One favor: Stop sending me "ARE YOU DONE YET" please. I'm in a lot of pain and I'm working at my own pace now.

Did I miss anything? I'm back. Also fuck you Austria, I'd rather lose to you then accept that long list of shit.